Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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  1. Maggot
  2. Nael
    Bagpipes are the worst sound made by anything in nature.
    1. Sacred82
      humans are unnatural creatures

      bagpipes are a curious thing though, they originated in Turkey where they were fashioned from sheep that had been fucked to death. Their sound is meant to commemorate this sad occasion.
      Mar 17, 2018 at 2:47 AM
      Nael brofisted this.
  3. dmonin
  4. Luzur
  5. Zed
    1. Luzur
      Carolus Protects
      Mar 17, 2018 at 1:23 AM
  6. Sigourn
    I fell for the "Final Fantasy IV has a great story" trap.
    1. Roguey
      The Final Fantasy series is full of great writing, if you're a child. It's not for adults, and it's a mistake to believe that they are.
      Mar 17, 2018 at 2:04 AM
    2. Sigourn
      I think the issue is that FFIV has nothing going on for it. The gameplay is crap. The graphics are completely outdated. The story is boring and repetitive. And it simply doesn't have memorable locations, whether because of their layout or because of how they look: the closest is literally the Moon section at the end of the day, and even then it's just another cave, just whiter...
      Mar 17, 2018 at 2:37 AM
    3. Roguey
      It was groundbreaking for its time. Most (console) kids hadn't played anything like it when it was released. Sure, there was a lot of iteration made over the next few years that made it look quaint by comparison.
      Mar 17, 2018 at 2:47 AM
  7. Prime Junta
    Prime Junta
    Huh, looks like the autists have been given a new button.
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    2. Crispy
      You seem upset.
      Mar 16, 2018 at 9:03 PM
      Ellef brofisted this.
    3. Jimmious
    4. Modron
      It was a pretty limited run, only a handful of spergs have the autism rating. Us plebs are just stuck rating autistic stuff prosperous.
      Mar 17, 2018 at 12:00 AM
  8. veealune
    veealune Infinitron
    I could bash your face in with my foot 5000 times a second and crush you to dust
    1. veealune
      Not doing that of course because ur a cool guy
      Mar 16, 2018 at 10:34 AM
  9. Maxie
    Maxie Twiglard
    u walkin on thin ice, fucking polackoid
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    2. Twiglard
      Never an uneventful day. What are you, 5"10?
      Mar 16, 2018 at 9:24 AM
    3. Maxie
      I don't count in american
      Mar 16, 2018 at 9:27 AM
    4. Twiglard
      My poor thing.
      Mar 16, 2018 at 9:29 AM
  10. CptMace
    CptMace Roguey
    I actually like Verhoeven's starship troopers. Out of curiosity : did you like it before the book made you despise it ?
    1. Kyl Von Kull
      Kyl Von Kull
      Seconded. Kind of campy, but that’s what a Verhoeven action movie is all about. Wish he’d kept the power armor with jetpack style mobile infantry, though, instead of making them simple grunts.
      Mar 16, 2018 at 7:47 AM
      CptMace brofisted this.
    2. Roguey
      It was okay, sure. No Robocop though.
      Mar 16, 2018 at 12:10 PM
  11. Sigourn
    Welp. Deus Ex finished.
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    2. Sigourn
      Moreover, the RPG elements of the game usually came down to "which path through the level do you take", which was kind of underwhelming since I would backtrack and explore the entirety of the level anyhow. Not like I actually missed something and thought "woah, I wondered what would have happened if I took route X instead".
      Mar 16, 2018 at 3:18 PM
    3. Roguey
      Try out The Nameless Mod. There are two different gameplay paths (with different endings for those paths) and two opposing lesser factions you can join or mutually antagonize.
      Mar 16, 2018 at 11:31 PM
    4. Sigourn
      I'll keep that in mind. I'm all in for well made hacks that revamp a game.
      Mar 17, 2018 at 2:35 AM
  12. Lithium Flower
    Lithium Flower AwesomeButton
    you will be my friend ok
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    2. AwesomeButton
      Press button to deflower mouse.
      Mar 16, 2018 at 8:24 AM
    3. Maxie
      friendless freak
      Mar 16, 2018 at 8:48 AM
    4. Roguey
      You know, you're a real up person, Sherry.
      Mar 16, 2018 at 11:37 PM
  13. Comte
    War is the eternal pattern of higher human existence, and countries exist for war’s sake; they are signs of readiness for war.
    1. Naveen brofisted this.
  14. Gamma
    Get that Goldfish out of the small fishtank. That is disrespectful!
  15. Aqualung
    New skill: giving injections
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    2. Aqualung
      Ya te gustaría, cachalote.
      Mar 15, 2018 at 3:44 PM
    3. Lambchop19
      inject t
      Mar 15, 2018 at 4:38 PM
    4. Aqualung
      Do you need t? I only inject filgrastim, sorry.
      Mar 15, 2018 at 5:45 PM
  16. Cholo
    Cholo Wyrmlord
    big retweet, ur goin places kid
  17. Darth Roxor
  18. something that sounds manly
    something that sounds manly
    Racial stereotype jokes are always funny.
    1. Bumvelcrow
      I and my people all find that equally offensive.
      Mar 15, 2018 at 7:39 AM
  19. Mañjuśrī
    1. Pipemen brofisted this.
    2. veealune
      textfiles is cool as fuck, there's a section on ascii art and there's some cool oldskool scene group logos
      Mar 15, 2018 at 9:32 AM
  20. Eyestabber
    Xenonauts 2 is shaping up nicely.
  21. Scrooge
    Scrooge Delterius
    I hear them saying you are the hero the people need
    1. Delterius
      but not the hero they want, alas
      Mar 15, 2018 at 1:41 AM
    2. Modron
      Yeah the hero we want is Blobert.
      Mar 15, 2018 at 4:48 AM
      Scrooge and Maggot brofisted this.
  22. Clockwork Knight
  23. Wild Slop
    Wild Slop Bladderwrack
    There were two monks walking across a bridge. The jr monk said to his teacher "What is the Buddha nature?" and then the other monk picked him up and threw him in the water.

    Do you see?
    1. boot and Ellef brofisted this.
    2. asfasdf
      i dun get it
      Mar 15, 2018 at 5:04 AM
  24. Blakemoreland Hybrid Boss
    Blakemoreland Hybrid Boss
    "Each new generation born is in effect an invasion of civilization by little barbarians, who must be civilized before it is too late." Sowel
  25. Trans-Financial-Man
    I had fun in Star Citizen alpha 3.0. I'm sorry I had fun in vapourware so obvious you can actually play it. Oh wait...
    1. Bocian
      Did you trans-fer your finances to them?
      Mar 16, 2018 at 12:23 PM

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