Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Phelot
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Phelot

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I don't know. I just don't know. Apr 10, 2012

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    1. Crispy
      *awkwardly tries to spray paint something resembling a picture of Emma Watson on the wall, fucks it all up, gets paint all over himself, then walks away grumbling*
    2. Crispy
      Phelot, I wanted to let you know that sheek just joined the Crispites. That makes seven stalkers, so there's eight of us total now. I see you only have six stalkers. Your time in this world is limited.
      1. Phelot
        Phelot
        Yes, but my stalkers are of a higher caliber
        May 3, 2012
      2. Crispy
        Crispy
        Keep telling that to yourself. I'm sure it will bring you comfort when you wake up in a cold sweat tonight. The Crispites await. We plan. We lurk. Soon, we will strike.
        May 3, 2012
    3. villain of the story
      What would it mean for rape? If a rapist penetrated his victim and then unpenetrated her... would he have raped her at all? Or would the victim have been a victim in the end?
    4. villain of the story
      Brother, what if intercourse worked like the brofist button? That you could penetrate a woman and then unpenetrate her at your whim? Think of the implications.
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      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        Juvenily elementary comebacks are the best you can do? Geesus. I'm so utterly repulsed, I think I'll just stop stalking.
        May 3, 2012
      3. Phelot
        Phelot
        My plan worked! A new breakthrough in stalker therapy proven true!

        You'll be well in a few days and you'll forget this ever happened. Now rest, my child.
        May 3, 2012
      4. villain of the story
        May 3, 2012
    5. Phelot
      I don't know. I just don't know.
    6. Crispy
      What does that warning mean? What was the challenge?
    7. Phelot
      Hey look, I got a warning!
    8. Phelot
      It looks more professional that way.
    9. Crispy
      I'm going to try to start a conversation simultaneously with SMA and Kaiserin. This should be entertaining. (I'm bored)
    10. Crispy
      Why are you using the popamole comment option? Just write what you want to say up here. Durr.
    11. Crispy
      Is this the only content on your profile page? WTF? Mine is up to two pages already!

      Anyway, I'm here to inform you that you post too much. DU assigned me to the Codex Prolific Poster Reduction Committee, and I must inform you that you're now my special project.

      Stop posting so much or there will be fines levied. I will be monitoring you. Have a nice day.
      1. Phelot
        Phelot
        Get out of my page or I'll pray for you some more.
        Apr 10, 2012
    12. LundB
      I'm a friend of Marathon and Pathways into Darkness. I don't know Myth too well but he seems like a pretty cool guy from the few times we've met. However, I've never met the foreigner, Oni, and I don't really socialize with Halo, since he just isn't as interesting or fun as his older brothers, and tends to hang out with a rather immature crowd.

      Do I still fit in the Codex Friends of Bungie Club?
      1. Phelot Brofists this.
      2. Phelot
        Phelot
        Yes, of course. You should really give Myth a try if you like realtime tactical games. Think: Dark Omen but with individual units.
        Mar 20, 2012
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