Major Malfunction
Arcane
On my return from Moscow, having successfully briefed the Kremlin on Codex activity 2017, I was appalled to find the emergence of of a holiday-themed rating titled "Merry Christmas!" represented by an image of what appears to be an egg wearing a red nightcap. For our younger audiences who might be unaware of the implication, "Christmas" was a socialist winter holiday celebrated in past generations all over the Western world. Traditionally, the ceremonial practices entailed that the patriarch in your family unit would disguise himself with a red uniform and unkempt Marxist beard and arbitrarily redistribute household wealth among its members, after first collectively pooling it under a potent symbol for manual labor and industry during the previous weeks.
In the mythos, property was distributed with no consideration of race, culture or individual entrepreneurship, but instead primarily rewarded subservience to the state authority. Despite many feeling disenfranchised by their allotted share, the promise of free handouts on an annual basis kept it alive year after year, permanently perpetuating a domestic welfare regime. Although there is no obvious direct correlation, public support for this tradition rapidly declined after the fall of the Soviet union, to where it is now celebrated by a relative minority of the world population.
I would like to petition the staff to reconsider their formal support for this false ideology, whatever their personal leanings may be. While it may upset resident SJW's not to have their utopian world view shoved down everyone's throat the way they are accustomed to, consider the relief of so many of our members who are, to this day, trying to survive in the ruins of failed welfare states as a direct result of analogous delusions imposed on them by the ruling elite.
Season's greetings and Happy Hanukkah to all.
Yours etc,
Reginald M. Malfunction,
Brigadier general, second class
