NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Whisky]

Cleve is angry as fuck.

I've seen this game before. It was 1992 networked DOOM and the graphics were far superior to these. I reckon you guys go back to the drawing board, starting with the very unwise choice you made for the title of your game.

First you'll take down this kick-starter campaign.

Then we'll see about your Greenlight campaign. So you should go ahead and take that down as well if you want your game to succeed with another title.

Yeah, that doesn't work unless you've got enough weight to throw around, like Bethesda.

 

[Jaesun]

Will probably be released before Cleve's game.

Or did that finally come out? I've been away for a while.

Do you actually believe that will ever be released?

HINT: It NEVER will.

 

[Jigawatt]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1909687745/grimoire

You don’t have to wait and hope that a game will exist eventually, Grimoire is ready to be played now!

i loled

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

 

[Drax]

No parents allowed!!!!!!

 

[Whisky]

You see, Mom? I'm not lazy, I'm using my computer experience to start a business! I DON'T NEED A REAL FUCKING JOB, MOM! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

 

[Unkillable Cat]

No parents allowed!!!!!!

Now there's a sign to have at a party.

"You're a parent? Get out, we don't want to hear about your babies/kids. We want to hear about you, and we want to see you party like there's no tomorrow."

 

[Clockwork Knight]

CONSOLE PEASANT

PC MASTER RACE

 

[Curious_Tongue]

http://www.patreon.com/broteam

 

[StaticSpine]

The Future is Now

 

[Infinitron]

RPG Watch is now malware:

HiddenX

 

[HiddenX]

Infinitron -> Myrthos is already investigating.

 

[Angthoron]

It seems that Steam's new feature is going to introduce me to a whole bunch of RPGs and strategy games I missed. Man, and they said Strategy genre was dead.

 

[Infinitron]

Yeah, Steam's genre labels are kind of, uh, broad. My favorite is "action".

 

[Delterius]

War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Counterstrike is a strategy game

 

[Scroo]

I got recommended Euro Truck Simulator because I like adventure games

 

[Angthoron]

I got recommended Euro Truck Simulator because I like adventure games

ETS is a bit like Gone Home but with less narrative and more walking.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

I'm getting recommendations for a metric fuckton of pixellated indie roguelikes because that's what I've been mostly playing lately. :-/

 

[Angthoron]

I'm getting recommendations for a metric fuckton of pixellated indie roguelikes because that's what I've been mostly playing lately. :-/

Yeah, I get that too. "Here, you like indie hipster shit!"

 

[Scroo]

What's not to like about indie hipster shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Oh, I'm also getting recommendations for Adventure games like Skyrim, Borderlands 2 and X-Com: Enemy Unknown.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

What's not to like about indie hipster shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It still smells like shit.

 

[Ninjerk]

What's not to like about indie hipster shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Angthoron]

What's not to like about indie hipster shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The glasses.