NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[tuluse]

This is all kinds of awesome.

 

[Drax]

Oooh, jizz in my pants...

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

The movie lacks Cyberdemon though.

And another big guy:

Plus some bonus:

Juggernaut from Warcraft.

Descent ship.

 

[jcd]

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[racofer]

Yes, yes! Keep the legos cumming!!

 

[Drax]

Ahhh, the sweet horrors of childhood...

 

[SuicideBunny]

stuff

out of those, only the metal gear is good. the rest use too many special/star wars/glued pieces.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

The movie lacks Cyberdemon though.

OMG! Dat deamon's so bricked!!!

Now we know where Star Trek got the idea for the Scimitar design from Nemesis:

 

[Baron Dupek]

Amazon.uk was bought by MS/XboX, now site have some subtle ads since then.

Speaking about Doom... you forgot about 20th anniversary of Doom2. Shame on you.

Spoiler

I shouldn't tell that cause Doom2 was boring, tsss.

 

[Astral Rag]

Boy splurges 37,000 euros playing ‘free’ game

A 15-year-old Flemish boy managed to spend 37,000 euros of his mother’s money playing an online game, according to the daily ‘Het Nieuwsblad’. The strange thing is that no one noticed a thing.
The boy downloaded the game ‘Game of War’ for free, but managed to purchase ‘virtual’ gold without noticing. The virtual currency helped him progress through the game faster, but unfortunately also led to real money being charged to his mother’s bank account. It took a long time before anyone caught on.

The Belgian Gambling Commission is sounding the alarm. “We need stricter rules.”

source

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/game-of-war-fire-age/id667728512?mt=8

 

[No Great Name]

That one is easy. Don't allow your kids to have access to your bank account. No need for government.

 

[Cromwell]

If you dont notice 37k euros vanishing bit by bit from your account you have so much money that theres no story here.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Try it, it's free!

 

[Astral Rag]

That one is easy. Don't allow your kids to have access to your bank account. No need for government.

True, but I would still support a ban on all F2P garbage, you know just to be on the safe side.

 

[Perkel]

Ban FREE word in free to play title and suddenly most of companies will go bust.


For the greater good naturally.

 

[No Great Name]

That one is easy. Don't allow your kids to have access to your bank account. No need for government.

True, but I would still support a ban on all F2P garbage, you know just to be on the safe side.

That doesn't fix lousy parenting though.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

A 15 year old managed to buy $37k worth of virtual gold "without noticing". In a F2P game that probably has BUY GOLD HERE buttons in neon pink plastered all over the place. Right.

help I accidentally mom's whole credit card number, is this bad?

 

[Regdar]

Next time somebody asks you what the price of convenience is, like saving your credit card details so you don't have to type them in every time, you can be very specific. It's 37,000€.

 

[Angthoron]

That should about cover the expenses if she sells him for organs.

 

[DalekFlay]

Try it, it's free!

The common terminology used in US ads is "download for free!" Not sure which is worse.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Well, "download for free" is at least 100% honest. Like a public restroom that has a coin-operated toilet paper dispenser.

 

[Zewp]

That one is easy. Don't allow your kids to have access to your bank account. No need for government.

While this is true, I'd much rather see the 'free' to play industry crash and burn.

 

[Drax]

Like a public restroom that has a coin-operated toilet paper dispenser.

That has to be the most cruel of human inventions. Ever.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

That one is easy. Don't allow your kids to have access to your bank account. No need for government.

While this is true, I'd much rather see the 'free' to play industry crash and burn.

Can you see any good coming from the industry? Could an incline game ever come out of it?

The industry is probably here to stay, but let the publishers burn trying to chase that causal dollar I say.

 

[Markman]

I lolled. Pretty well done IMO