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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

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  2. Gangrelrumbler Arcane

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    Yes, Overwatch has lower skill celling and is more casual than most FPS games but the fact remains that it takes a lot more skill to be a decent Hanzo then it does to be decent at playing most other characters. Otherwise Hanzo players wouldn't be scorned so much. A guy playing OW for the first time in his life using Mercy will be more useful than most Hanzo shitters.
     
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  3. Gerrard Arcane

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    It doesn't take any skill to be decent at Hanzo, you just shoot arrows at the vague direction of enemies and get 1 hit kill headshots.


    Why can't I hold all this skill?
     
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  4. Gangrelrumbler Arcane

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    Ah yes, I was somehow confusing Hanzo with Genji.
    Hanzo mains are useless because nobody needs a fucking Sniper in OW. In that case imagine your usual autistic TF2 Sniper but even more useless than normal.
     
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    And yet Overwatch has 3 Snipers. TF2 only had the one Sniper and he came in two flavors: Sit at the back and be mostly useless, or walk about with the bow and abuse the hitbox mechanics until you realize you're a glass cannon, and as such completely useless.

    At least Widowmaker has mobility and Ana is credit to team. Hanzo is so circumstantial that there's always a better option available than him. Even if it's Genji.
     
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  7. GrainWetski Arcane

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    The only thing related to Overwatch that belongs in this thread:

    Show Spoiler
     
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  9. skacky Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Fan games are usually not good but this one looks very promising. Obviously this is not even alpha material but I like what I see so far. They really captured the looks of Spyro 2 and even emulated the LOD technology of the original PS1 games.

     
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  16. Make America Great Again Azalin Arcane Patron

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    Huh,so they decided to go for realism
     
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    Well EXCUSE me, princess!
     
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    I've never even heard of that. It's fucking nuts!
     
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  21. adrix89 Learned

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  22. PulsatingBrain Learned Patron

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    I did a quick search and couldn't find it, just some Newgrounds game that's totally different. I wasn't very thorough though
     
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  23. Tom Selleck Erudite

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    The guy who posted the video has several other update videos on his channel. So it looks like a game he's making on his own.
     
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  25. CryptRat Arcane

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    Yep, it's a real project, probably vapourware. There's a twitter account and a tumblr if you're looking for some real info but I don't think it'll go anywhere.
     
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