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[Infinitron]

No more nerd pr0n on Twitch: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-10-28-twitch-cracking-down-on-sexually-suggestive-clothing

Streaming service Twitch has updated its terms of service to crack down on the amount of "sexually suggestive clothing" being shown off on the platform.
The company states that anyone wearing no clothes, or simply items designed be suggestive, now risks a channel suspension.

The list of banned items includes "lingerie, swimsuits, pasties, or undergarments" as well as "any full nude torsos".

"Nerds are sexy," the new Twitch terms of service explains, "and you're all magnificent, beautiful creatures, but let's try and keep this about the games, shall we?

"You may have a great six-pack but that's better shared on the beach during a 2-on-2 volleyball game blasting 'Playing with the Boys'."

But maybe it is hot and you want to take your clothes off? Maybe you like doing that even when it is cold? If you feel such an urge coming on then you should simply "crop the webcam to your face", Twitch concludes.

"We sell t-shirts, and those are always acceptable."

Did I miss anything?

 

[A horse of course]

I like how hard they're trying to pretend this isn't about camwhores.

 

[Luzur]

So the Anthology might actually be updated with more titles later?

Interesting.

DLC's for anthologies.

 

[FeelTheRads]

reaming service Twitch

 

[Markman]

Here you go Infinitron

Spoiler

btw, click the video if the screen is black to start it. facebook media too stronk

 

[Ninjerk]

I'm holding on

 

[Perkel]

That dog looks like died from looking at her being idiot.

 

[Luzur]

...what was that video about?

 

[Infinitron]

Elhoim

 

[Jaesun]

What the hell?

 

[Infinitron]

(the real WTF is that MRY's cousin appears instead of him)

 

[DramaticPopcorn]

Here you go Infinitron

Spoiler

btw, click the video if the screen is black to start it. facebook media too stronk

Wow that's pretty painful

 

[Drax]

Here you go Infinitron

Spoiler

btw, click the video if the screen is black to start it. facebook media too stronk

lolwuthefuck!?

 

[Cadmus]

Here you go Infinitron

Spoiler

btw, click the video if the screen is black to start it. facebook media too stronk

lolwuthefuck!?

what is this about? do people pay her to be able to watch her play games, clothed? fuck this gay earth, I have no words

 

[Murk]

I appreciate that she wears make-up and has her hair done, but still wears a hood. With the zipper open of course, cuz tatties.

I am not being facetious or sarcastic, I really do appreciate that. She knows what's up B)

 

[Night Goat]

She also wears those hideous feminist glasses, so 0/10 wouldn't bang.

 

[Murk]

She also wears those hideous feminist glasses, so 0/10 wouldn't bang.

fair enough man thanks for commenting please like subscribe and check out my paypal and patreon and also if you could share on facebook that'd be great

I'm just a streamer and I love to interact with my viewers ^^o

 

[Ninjerk]

Yes, people do pay them. Look at the League of Legends stream index on twitch.tv. You can find a couple in DotA, too, but they don't garner as many followers.

 

[Murk]

in Dark Souls 2 I got invaded by a hot chick gamer like that, shortly after I went on her stream to see the usual dudes drooling and the description telling me that she's a full time streamer (makes her living off of it).

I don't blame her, not one bit, good for her to find an easy job like that -- but at the same time I feel like the people who pay for that are idiots. But hey, don't let me tell you where to spend your money (but plz check ma links for ma patreon)

(she invades me 1 hour and 25 minutes in, I am the chainmail gimp Hugh Woatmeit) http://www.twitch.tv/luxxbunny/b/566663775

 

[Kattze]

Here you go Infinitron

Spoiler

btw, click the video if the screen is black to start it. facebook media too stronk

Kaceytron is a well-known outrage troll. Pretend to be a dumbass bimbo, then harness neckbeard rage by reading off messages from her viewers if they paid 5 bucks a piece.

 

[Higher Animal]

Mikayel

Nobody's going to sit through that.

 

[Murk]

Mikayel

Nobody's going to sit through that.

The fight is like 30 seconds long... but no one needs to watch it, the point is that this shit is very common now to the point that a grognard like me comes face-to-face with it (and that wasn't the only time.)

Man, if you told me fifteen years ago that I could make a living off of playing video games on stream for other doofuses to watch, I think I may have grown up with some sense of hope and happiness. Well, before the decline set in, anyway.

 

[pippin]

Man, if you told me fifteen years ago that I could make a living off of playing video games on stream for other doofuses to watch, I think I may have grown up with some sense of hope and happiness. Well, before the decline set in, anyway.

I have a Rolling Stone magazine from 2000 and there was a brief interview with a guy who was paid a considerable ammount of kwabux in a monthly basis by playing Asheron's Call, using the character of an office guy who wanted to play and keep up with the rest of the world but couldn't manage to spend too much time on the game, precisely because of work and etc. This was apparently a somewhat common practice back then. I don't know if people do stuff like that nowadays, but social media indeed changed the "landscape" so to speak.

 

[Jick Magger]

People pay money by the minute to have women talk to them suggestively over the phone, have done it for years. This is just the next step up, and lord knows there are alot of lonely people on the internet.

 

[Markman]

Its probably cause of the streamers like in the video I posted Twich is updating thier policy. Not cause of the dudes playing with their shirt off as they're suggesting. Guys popularity is measured for the most part at the amount of skill they have while girls by the amount of cleavage they show.
But if you say anything by even suggesting the truth(that most of the girl streamers are sluts in it only for the money) you're labeled as a women hater. Misogyny!
If chicks play as much as we do then where are all the proffesional girl gamers? If we take LoL for example, not a single girl is at pro level out of 30+ million people.