NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Gerrard]

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/932981-final-fantasy-xv/70512609

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/932981-final-fantasy-xv/70480474

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/932981-final-fantasy-xv/70505655

Slow days at the FFXV PS4 boards.

Social morality indoctrination at its finest.
Especially considering the age of most posters there.

 

[Perkel]

Call me sexist all you want but she knows jack shit about gaming history. Probably reserched wikipedia article for less than 10 minutes.

Dat wii revolutionizing was amazing though. Couldn't keep my shit together knowing that motion gaming is as popular today as Nokia phones

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Early access to DLC ( )

And here I was thinking that DLC for a game still in Early Access was about as juden as it gets.

I have much to learn.

 

[Luzur]

More LOL Ubisoft news:

Ubisoft details The Crew's Season Pass. Early access to DLC ( ), plus exclusive stickers and rims. It can be yours for only £20!

Wow, exclusive rimjobs?! Ubisoft has just stepped up the game here

 

[Astral Rag]

Wow, exclusive rimjobs?! Ubisoft has just stepped up the game here

Yeah they're really spoiling us with these amazing offers.

 

[Night Goat]

I won't be satisfied til I get an exclusive tranny.

 

[StaticSpine]

 

[Baron Dupek]

Microsoft files trademark for "Battletoads"
http://tsdr.uspto.gov/documentviewer?caseId=sn86445867&docId=APP20141108074708#docIndex=0&page=1

Word Mark BATTLETOADS
Goods and Services IC 009. US 021 023 026 036 038. G & S: game software
IC 041. US 100 101 107. G & S: entertainment services, namely, providing online video games
Standard Characters Claimed
Mark Drawing Code (4) STANDARD CHARACTER MARK
Serial Number 86445867
Filing Date November 5, 2014
Current Basis 1B
Original Filing Basis 1B
Owner (APPLICANT) Microsoft Corporation CORPORATION WASHINGTON One Microsoft Way Redmond WASHINGTON 980526399
Attorney of Record Grace Han Stanton
Type of Mark TRADEMARK. SERVICE MARK
Register PRINCIPAL
Live/Dead Indicator LIVE

:somanywordsthatidontunderstand:

Seems like this pic/teaser wasn't joke

Spoiler

 

[e-mailio estevez]

The toads looks grotesque. First the Ninja Turtles, now this?

I wonder what kind of makeover they're going to give the Dark Queen. There's no way you could beat the shit out of a scantily-clad, big-titted woman as a last boss in Today's Gaming Climate™

 

[Night Goat]

She'll be a robot, I guarantee it.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Then they will complain that a girl wasn't considered good enough to be the villain.

It doesn't get more empowering than a dominatrix, anyway.

 

[iZerw]

So NEXT-GEN

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

SUDDENLY, THE TERRORISTS SUFFERED A FATAL HEART ATTACK! THE TALIBAN THREAT... WAS NO MORE.

 

[Jaesun]

So basically you can just turn the game on, sit back and just watch it play itself?

 

[DragoFireheart]

So NEXT-GEN

So he... did nothing... and he won anyways?

 

[SuicideBunny]

So basically you can just turn the game on, sit back and just watch it play itself?

he still had to press e to rescue the hostages.

 

[Higher Animal]

So basically you can just turn the game on, sit back and just watch it play itself?

he still had to press e to rescue the hostages.

He respawned immediately in the same place.

Burn everything. Kill everyone.

 

[Sranchammer]

Looks like a good game. Ordered!

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

 

[Astral Rag]

That beautiful TressFX™ hair.

 

[Jaesun]

Jay Barnson retweeted
Azrael ‏@ArchAzrael 34m34 minutes ago
Every time "I'm not a developer, but" is used to start a sentence, programmers everywhere begin a chant of death for your entire bloodline.

 

[Sranchammer]

I prefer the term 'creative'

 

[MapMan]

 

[RK47]