NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Infinitron]

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2015/11/01/have-you-played-myst/

 

[pippin]

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[Astral Rag]

But Gone Home is "a wonderful game".

 

[Riskbreaker]

But Gone Home is "a wonderful game".

Gone Home is also, like, a natural and logical evolution of Thief TDP and Unreal, and stuff. Like totally.

 

[LESS T_T]

But Gone Home is "a wonderful game".

From comments :

JR says:
Between Dear Esther, Dream, and now Gone home, I an loving the sudden revival of first-person, Myst-like exploration games.

John Walker says:
There’s *nothing* Myst-like about this! And I’ll slap you and challenge you to a duel for saying so.

Faxmachinen says:
Nice to see you stick up for Myst for once, John. Sometimes I still miss the era where the puzzle games were pre-rendered beauties rather than those unsightly polygonal things. Even with today’s ludicrous polygon counts, it still leaves me feeling empty inside.

John Walker says:
I think you might have slightly misinterpreted my angle here : )

Gone Home is amazing, which is the first of the reasons it’s nothing like Myst.

 

[Cadmus]

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2015/11/01/have-you-played-myst/

John Walker
lol

 

[tormund]

RPS
lol

FTFY

 

[Astral Rag]

From comments :

Faxmachinen says:

Obviously. Riven, Exile and Revelation are the pretty ones, and I wouldn’t recommend playing the original Myst to anyone. RealMyst is a decent replacement if you want to play the entire series.

John’s criticisms of the graphics are not really fair though, seeing as everything looked like ass back in 1993.

 

[Excidium II]

Post something else

 

[Alienman]

He is the enemy of gaming

 

[Siveon]

I still wonder why we keep getting posts about the crap that comes from RPS. I just don't see the appeal of that site or its writers.

 

[The Brazilian Slaughter]

Those old arcade ports are like 3kb in size, when you need to put several games in a cartridge you can't be too picky. The good stuff like Mario and Megaman take a whole cartridge and sell by themselves.

edit:
I had a Phantom System, huehue NES clone from back when Nintendo didn't want anything to do with us. On magazines like SuperGamePower or GamePro there were ads about it. Pretty decent, actually. Could run jap cartridges. It had a Genesis Mega Drive controller for some reason.

A+ graphic design over there, by the way

"ENTER T | HE FRAY"

Dayum bro, my brother had one of these. My dad also loved it, and he fondly remembers a racing game that could be 3D.
Didn't know there was a time Nintendo didn't want to do anything with us.

Then again I'm one of these kids who always thought that the SNES >>> Megadrive.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Didn't know there was a time Nintendo didn't want to do anything with us.

Well, it's not exactly in the past...

http://armedgamer.com/2015/01/consoles-and-games-in-brazil/

:ehue:

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[vonAchdorf]

Competition for Mountain Dew:

 

[sexbad?]

If you were angry about Super Colombine Massacre RPG,

If you were triggered by J.F.K.

Then you're not gonna like [8:46] - a VR game about the 9/11 attacks, straight from the north tower.

I'm downright offended... by the god awful post processing

 

[Gerrard]

I still wonder why we keep getting posts about the crap that comes from RPS.

 

[Beowulf]

I still wonder why we keep getting posts about the crap that comes from RPS. I just don't see the appeal of that site or its writers.

The Flare Path column is actually decent - you know, the fridays series of articles about simulation and strategy games.

 

[vonAchdorf]

Metroid fan film

 

[Rivmusique]

Samus sounds like she's on the verge of tears the whole time. The "Zero suit Samus" look is even worse IRL (outside of fap-bait cosplay). In armor scenes were okay inside the structure but extremely ugly outside.

2/10, nowhere near as fun as super metroid. It got an extra 1/10 for reminding of that amazing game though.

 

[Alienman]

Jessica Chobot.

Spoiler

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Funny commentary at first, but then he descends into a rant about the backstory for a multiplayer shooter...stuff like I Am Bread, Goat Simulator and Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 are successful, people don't care about retarded premises. The servers are likely deserted because under the funny backstory it's just another multiplayer shooter.

 

[pippin]

The games you mentioned are joke projects, and this is one as well, but there's something sad about playing a game about larpers.

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

http://www.gamewatcher.com/news/2015-04-11-undertale-gets-branded-as-demonic-on-religious-talk-show

"Recently, I was looking through my daughter's phone, and I found many pictures of a cartoon skeleton with one glowing blue eye and wearing a hoodie. When I asked my daughter why she had such demonic images on her phone, she told me there was nothing wrong with it because it was from a video game. How do I help my daughter not be attracted to such demonic things?"

 

[Zep Zepo]

/\ He's right. You keep letting degenerates gain ground, and next thing you know the degenerates are fucking your babies.

Zep--