bring back brofists (poll)

[Menckenstein]

You have some nerve thinking you can use my Agenda...

 

[Admiral jimbob]

This isn't the forum I fought for in the Great Gamergate War

You fought nothing, pussyboy. You were busy cowering in a pothole while the rest of us charged the trenches under heavy twitter barrage and endless anti-GG battery. While men, women and menboys were torn apart by cruel doxxbombers, you were busy writing your public apology in preparation for your surrender.

Where were you, when the SJW's broke free?

For shame!

I was doing the one thing they can never take from me: masturbating and weeping

 

[pakoito]

Can't vote from mobile but yay for me

 

[DragoFireheart]

Can't vote from mobile but yay for me

Working as intended.

 

[King Crispy]

Hope you're all fucking happy.

I really do.

 

[EG]

Hope you're all fucking happy.

I really do.

Their happiness is a sign that change is necessary.

Again.

 

[pakoito]

Working as intended.

Fuck you, I'm travelling.

 

[DragoFireheart]

Working as intended.

Fuck you, I'm travelling.

Such anger. Can't go without your Codex?

 

[pakoito]

Such anger. Can't go without your Codex?

We're codexfags til we die and regroup in hell.

 

[DragoFireheart]

Such anger. Can't go without your Codex?

We're codexfags til we die and regroup in hell.

Speak for yourself, I'm going to Heaven.

 

[garren]

I was brofisted once and it was awful.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Such anger. Can't go without your Codex?

We're codexfags til we die and regroup in hell.

Speak for yourself, I'm going to Heaven.

I have bad news for you...

 

[himmy]

I don't know if this is a bug or a feature and I don't seem to find any thread dedicated to reporting bugs, but I don't think the forum understands what 50% means.

I just received the 50% Trophy:

50
Awarded: Today at 8:40 PM
50%
You've had at least one brofist for every two messages you've posted, go you.

That is despite the fact that my current post count is 502 (including this one) and my brofist count is 751.

It stands, thus, to mathematical reason that I have, in fact, roughly 1.5 brofists for every message I posted, or 3 brofists for every two messages I posted, which would make my expected trophy the 149.601593625%.

There is also the possibility that the trophy has been recently added, in which case, disregard my outrage.

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

There is also the possibility that the trophy has been recently added, in which case, disregard my outrage.

Think those trophies are awarded once you have over 500 messages, hence why you got it recently. The next one is for "150%" which you may get soon too.

 

[muds_animal_friend]

I don't know if this is a bug or a feature and I don't seem to find any thread dedicated to reporting bugs, but I don't think the forum understands what 50% means.

I just received the 50% Trophy:

50
Awarded: Today at 8:40 PM
50%
You've had at least one brofist for every two messages you've posted, go you.

That is despite the fact that my current post count is 502 (including this one) and my brofist count is 751.

It stands, thus, to mathematical reason that I have, in fact, roughly 1.5 brofists for every message I posted, or 3 brofists for every two messages I posted, which would make my expected trophy the 149.601593625%.

There is also the possibility that the trophy has been recently added, in which case, disregard my outrage.

That's a feature; not a bug. I never got my 1:1 Steam Codex achievement. DU knows that uncompleted achievements are like uncompleted quests stuck forever in our Codex quest journals. He knows that as hardcore RPG gamers these things will slowly eat away inside us like a cancer. Our bitterness growing with each passing day. He faps to our pain. Don't fight it -- it only gives him more pleasure.

 

[himmy]

I don't know if this is a bug or a feature and I don't seem to find any thread dedicated to reporting bugs, but I don't think the forum understands what 50% means.

I just received the 50% Trophy:

50
Awarded: Today at 8:40 PM
50%
You've had at least one brofist for every two messages you've posted, go you.

That is despite the fact that my current post count is 502 (including this one) and my brofist count is 751.

It stands, thus, to mathematical reason that I have, in fact, roughly 1.5 brofists for every message I posted, or 3 brofists for every two messages I posted, which would make my expected trophy the 149.601593625%.

There is also the possibility that the trophy has been recently added, in which case, disregard my outrage.

That's a feature; not a bug. I never got my 1:1 Steam Codex achievement. DU knows that uncompleted achievements are like uncompleted quests stuck forever in our Codex quest journals. He knows that as hardcore RPG gamers these things will slowly eat away inside us like a cancer. Our bitterness growing with each passing day. He faps to our pain. Don't fight it -- it only gives him more pleasure.

Fuck! Being unable to finish some broken quests is my number one reason for ragequitting games, including, most recently, Wasteland 2.

 

[MrMarbles]

Today's word from the Urban Dexionary:

Brofist inflation
n.) the phenomenon where one's "brofists" become inflated, meaningless, or worthless due to overuse.

Randomfag: You are worst nord. you are the nord idiot you are the nord smell. return to skyrim. to our falmer cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,tiber septim we will never forgeve you. ysgramor rascal FUck but fuck asshole nord stink alinor ae padhome altadoon altadoon..saarthal genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead nord..ahahahahahTIBER SEPTIM WE WILL GET YOU!! .... you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

ERYFKRAD: I thank you for that insightful comment. Have a brofist.

Randomfag: Whatever


DU was merely ahead of the curve. Most of us have Facebook; we know the inflation is coming.

 

[DragoFireheart]

If brofist inflation is an issue, does that mean that broetarism is implemented to control the flow of brofists?

When DU switches to a different brofist system, is this his method of controlling hyper-brofist inflation?

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

DU was merely ahead of the curve. Most of us have Facebook; we know the inflation is coming.

So when do you expect peak inflation to arrive? Somewhere around mid-January 2015?

 

[jcd]

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[Irenaeus]

We need to raise brofist interest rates and cut the brofist budget. (YOU WILL REGRET THIS)

 

[MrMarbles]

So when do you expect peak inflation to arrive? Somewhere around mid-January 2015?

Could someone from huehuehueland share their experience with inflation mechanics?

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

In fact, wise Codex preppers are already trading their brofist stashes for rice, oil and ammunition. When the crash happens they'll be secure in their fortified compounds while the popamole masses watch their nest eggs become worthless and turn to cannibilism and prostitution.

 

[Irenaeus]

So when do you expect peak inflation to arrive? Somewhere around mid-January 2015?

Could someone from huehuehueland share their experience with inflation mechanics?

We need to raise brofist interest rates and cut the brofist budget. (YOU WILL REGRET THIS)

 

[DarkUnderlord]

On September 10, the brofist index shot to unsustainable levels. As you can see, removing brofists for 3 days balanced out the extra brofists, stabilising the fistian economy.