Codex Gender Equality

[Chefe]

This needs to be discussed so the sausage fest can finally end.

Every time a member makes a post even barely hinting that they are of the female persuasion, the entire forum jumps on the unlucky soul like a pack of rabid ferrets. Chicks are not exotic animals. It makes all you retarded, cheeto munching, DnD recluse shitheads look like retarded, cheeto munching, DnD recluse shitheads. God damn, even if she ends up listening to the requests and posts a picture, she could be uglier than Medusa's ass and a horde of horny, low-standard losers will demand to see her naked.

Remember Twinfalls? A regular poster just like any of us, until it slipped that Twinfalls had a vagina. The usual nerd barrage of comments ensued as listed above. Guess what? Twinfalls doesn't post here anymore.

This has to end if RPG fans, and especially forum members, are ever going to break the image that we're a bunch of retarded, lonely, cheeto munching, horny, low-standard, morbidly obese, LARPing shitheads.

Yes, a girl posted. WHO THE FUCK CARES? Good fucking God it's like seeing a dev post on the Bethesda forums.

 

[Fez]

Gosh! I think you've done it! All the male users of the internet have had a sweeping and miraculous change of heart. Just as well you posted this complaint. Now we are living in a new Golden Age.

 

[MetalCraze]

better question - who cares if a girl posts on the internet forum or not at all? an internet forum has a lack of women - what a tragedy.

 

[Amon Gesoto]

Penis-envy?

 

[kingcomrade]

God Chefe when did you become such a baby? Didn't you used to post comics with naughty words in them?

 

[ixg]

ban TWD and the problem would be solved, i think

 

[Lesifoere]

I lol'ed. Not at anyone in particular, just everyone in general.

I propose a solution. Chip in for a surgery fund and then select a random sample of Codexers to undergo a sex change operation. Voila, more females on the Codex!

 

[MountainWest]

Those threads are indeed very sad. But there's nothing really that can be said that'd make the poor fuckers look any sader than they already do... so let them make sad fucks out of themselves, I guess. SAD!

 

[Ismaul]

I propose a solution. Chip in for a surgery fund and then select a random sample of Codexers to undergo a sex change operation. Voila, more females on the Codex!

Or more males! Let's assimilate all the females so we can at long last have our cherished equality.
Also, lets start with you. :D

Chicks are not exotic animals.

:shock:
You think you can question the common consensus among males like that, without proof?

 

[Balor]

Hmm... I think that Volly is more then enough for entire forum.
Therefore, any other girl is actually tilting the balance - hence the agressive reaction. Simple.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

There are no women on the internet.

 

[spacemoose]

chefe has recently turned 16 and has reinvented himself as a righteous gentleman. I tip my hat to your new serious business veneer, young faggoteer

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

There are no women on the internet.

Only 14 year old girls.

 

[Texas Red]

ban TWD and the problem would be solved, i think

KC was the one who obsessively posted pics of Kaiserin and made her leave. Twinfalls was before my time but probably KC is to blame again.

 

[Micmu]

Computers don't belong in kitchen anyway.

 

[Ratty]

I have a simple solution that is absolutely guaranteed to work: just ban the first dickhead who makes a juvenile comment about a female poster. Naturally, once the ban comes into effect, people are bound to start bitching about oppression and decline of the Codex, so ban those fuckers as well. Also, any chick that obliges requests to post photos of herself is either an attention whore or an obese 40-year old pretending to be the neighbour's teenage daughter, so ban her as well, just to be on the safe side.

 

[JrK]

I'm a girl.

I have a 'stache though.

 

[GeneralSamov]

Everyone's a girl when they're face down.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Everyone's a girl when they're face down.

So Fallout 3 is a girl? Never thought of that.

 

[GeneralSamov]

Everyone's a girl when they're face down.

So Fallout 3 is a girl? Never thought of that.

No, Fallout is a girl, F3 is a badly executed abortion.

 

[Ander Vinz]

Everyone's a girl when they're face down.

So Fallout 3 is a girl? Never thought of that.

I see missed opportunity.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Everyone's a girl when they're face down.

So Fallout 3 is a girl? Never thought of that.

I see missed opportunity.

I don't think Beth has left anything after there gangbang.

 

[Mareus]

I don't get it. Girls get married to abusive and rude men who beat the crap out of them, they wax off their hair to look nice, they wear high heels and uncomfortable clothes which reveal everything, they go to plastic surgeries, pirece their pussies, tits and ears and noses and then they don't want to hang with nice guys like us because we are too nasty?!

I swear, I will never understand female intelligence.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

I don't get it. Girls get married to abusive and rude men who beat the crap out of them, they wax off their hair to look nice, they wear high heels and uncomfortable clothes which reveal everything, they go to plastic surgeries, pirece their pussies, tits and ears and noses and then they don't want to hang with nice guys like us because we are too nerdy?!

I swear, I will never understand female intelligence.

fix

 

[Sitra Achara]

There is but one solution.

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