Whisky
The Solution
Why would anyone ever want to go to Mexico?
Because it's the closest place for a warm vacation on this continent at relatively cheap prices, so long as you know where to go.
Though I didn't go there when there were RPG wielding cartel members at the border.
Yeah the entire exciting experience of being kidnapped by Drug Lords, who may either kill or hold you hostage for ransom really turned me off of ever visiting Mexico.
I personally would LOVE to visit Chichén Itzá but fuck that shit.
The part of Mexico that has Chichen Itza is pretty far removed from the head-cutters.
You can't climb Chichen Itza anymore though...