Codexian USB drive: Developer recipients

[Abelian]

Vault Dweller and Styg are also missing from the list.

 

[Jaesun]

... and Styg are also missing from the list.

Styg already bough one.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

Picking developers for customized usb drives? Are you guys insane?

This will not end well.

(Original idea by Curious_Tongue: http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?members/racofer.9311/#profile-post-4441)

Game developers have lives and prospects.

I thought it was more likely that a codexer was going to be bored and lonely enough to have an awkward emergency room visit with one of these.

 

[LundB]

Write-in vote for Todd Howard.

The other 3 can go to whoever.

 

[Phage]

I also write-in vote for the Toddler.

 

[Johannes]

Great idea.

He's a laid back duder, and would be fun to see the reaction.

 

[Irenaeus]

Anthony Davis and Cboy, because they're bros
Colin McComb, for writing The Complete Book of Elves
Josh Sawyer, because it will make the PoE-haters butthurt

Voted almost the same, trading Sawyer (bleh) for MCA for creating the troll

 

[Zed]

It seems Sawyer has lost a lot of love with his anti-IE shenanigans. Fenstermaker is simply not very well-known.

I voted for Davis, Fargo, McComb, Ziets, Swen, Whalenought and MCA. I think they're the ones who would appreciate it the most, and maybe share it with the world.

 

[Ulminati]

Send one to the Toddler, with Morrowind preinstalled on the drive.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

Send one to the Toddler, with Morrowind preinstalled on the drive.

Yeah, put a copy of the GOG verion on there...

Oh wait

 

[A horse of course]

I will pay for one drive each for Todd and Petey. pm me about payment DarkUnderlord

 

[DosBuster]

I will pay for one drive each for Todd and Petey. pm me about payment DarkUnderlord

Load it with pics of Todd Howard's face Photoshopped onto the Fonz.

Also, filling it with a love letter/apology written by DarkUnderlord, asking them to love us again.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

I don't think Todd's stupid enough to actually stick it in a computer that he owns.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

Send the usb with a printed copy of the bum xray. Let him draw his own conclusions.

Actually, send them to all developers with a print.

 

[HanoverF]

?

 

[Jaesun]

I will pay for one drive each for Todd and Petey. pm me about payment DarkUnderlord

They will probably return it.

 

[LundB]

I will pay for one drive each for Todd and Petey. pm me about payment DarkUnderlord

They will probably return it.

Not if we have Menckenstein deliver it by hand to their offices.

 

[Fronzel Neekburm]

Write-in vote for Zoe Quinn.

 

[Jaesun]

Not if we have Menckenstein deliver it by hand to their bathrooms.

 

[Thane Solus]

Swen Vincke - because DOS and previous Divinity games.
Chris Avellone - cause fuck you, also Codex
Briang Fargo - because Interplay games and also he hasn't lost his fracking mind (yet) unlike Chris Let's Sale Space Ships Online
Josh Sawyer - because no fun allowed, also roguey...

Awesome idea DU.

Send Todd Howardz - a time machine to bring back Todd from Daggerfall, Morrowind era.
Jake Solomon - a PC, since he confused PC with a Console when he made the new XCOM (retardo)
Rob Pardo - Inquistor Dreadnaught - Mission: Exterminatus!

 

[DarkUnderlord]

I will pay for one drive each for Todd and Petey. pm me about payment DarkUnderlord

It's not about payment, it's about not having enough of them. We only ordered 100. To order any more now would mean having to order another 100 minimum.

 

[LundB]

Then give one of them to Todd which he can share with Petey if he really wants to.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

I will pay for one drive each for Todd and Petey. pm me about payment DarkUnderlord

It's not about payment, it's about not having enough of them. We only ordered 100. To order any more now would mean having to order another 100 minimum.

Ed123 is willing to pay any price to make sure they each get one.

Do the order.

 

[A horse of course]

Well, I'll make it simpler then:

Sending one to Avellone is a waste of time - he's basically the Neil DeGrasse Tyson of the gaymin world, i.e. any attention whore of the "LOL I'm such a NURD!1" variety is already sending him several 'k worth of useless shit, so a usb drive is not going to endear us to him.
Sawyer will take one look at the unconventional dimensions of the drive and infer that such an abomination has no place in his perfectly-ordered regime.
Brian Fargo actually has a real job and will throw the package in the trash.
George Ziets has no idea what to do with anything that isn't a hair product.
Fenstermaker and McComb are nobodies (I think Fenstermaker wrote some awful shit in NV but I'm probably mixing him up with the Mexican)
Wormwood Studios don't make RPGs
Whalenaut are yet to ship a finished product
Barkley is unfunny trying-too-hard indie shovelware and is the darling of shittier gaming forums


Therefore Anthony, Swen, Todd and Petey deserve those drives.

 

[kazgar]

todd and petey will never receive them, they will be intercepted and destroyed in the bethesda mailroom.

waste of usb drives.

edit: And Anthony posts here enough he should've bought one, does he not care about the codex and glorious potato?