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Musaab

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We should petition for it. I want to roleplay as a Muslim-y type and our religion requires us (male/female) to shave our pubic hair (and armpits).

So if you see a Muslim with hairy armpits or pubes...it ain't really a Muslim.
 

Turisas

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Is human flesh haram?

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Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger! That is strength, boy! That is power! The strength and power of flesh!
 

jungl

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Game looks like complete shit so far I have hard time seeing it get more then 20k sales.
 
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Excidium II

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Performance is awful and all servers are rubberbanding hell so you spend an hour slapping rocks and trees to build mud huts and give up because it runs so poorly.
 

Turisas

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Performance is awful and all servers are rubberbanding hell so you spend an hour slapping rocks and trees to build mud huts and give up because it runs so poorly.

What's your specs like? And are those BRBR servers, or is it the same if you play solo?
 

Haba

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Codex 2012 MCA Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2
It depends very much on the server. On a good one it mainly just loads brrrrrrrrrrrutally long and freezes up as you open inventory for the first time after loading etc.
 

Mortmal

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The issues are general you will see everyone compalining.
Nope, on my french RP server , it runs flawlessly, zero lag,zero rubber banding,no inventory lag, i am not kidding . To anticipate your questions, yes there's other people than me playing on it too, around 30 players.
 

ERYFKRAD

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Strap Yourselves In Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath I'm very into cock and ball torture I helped put crap in Monomyth
Some of that Barbarian edition loot looks good... Dat price tag tho.
 

ERYFKRAD

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Strap Yourselves In Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath I'm very into cock and ball torture I helped put crap in Monomyth
The Turkish server I play on runs excellently. :)

Plus, the people "act" civilized.
How's the game itself, by the way? I'd play some more, but it stutters every time I go imp purging. Made me reinstall the mmo.
 

Haba

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Frankly it needs a lot more content to be worthwhile.

I'm having fun derping around in a private 1-player server, living out my fantasies of being an oppressive CIS-het rapelord, but I wouldn't try this on a live server yet.

On "singleplayer" I took over one of the ruins and built a sky fortress there, but the effort involved (without admin cheats) would be absolutely gargantuan. Not to mention the fact that I had to build supports to replace the bridge, which would be instantly bashed by some asshole, ruing hours of work.

But there is something oddly appealing about running around naked and fighting naked primitives with stone weapons. The game needs more clothing options that leave our manhood exposed in all of it's glory. And dick jewellery. And horsecock DLC.
 

ArchAngel

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Frankly it needs a lot more content to be worthwhile.

I'm having fun derping around in a private 1-player server, living out my fantasies of being an oppressive CIS-het rapelord, but I wouldn't try this on a live server yet.

On "singleplayer" I took over one of the ruins and built a sky fortress there, but the effort involved (without admin cheats) would be absolutely gargantuan. Not to mention the fact that I had to build supports to replace the bridge, which would be instantly bashed by some asshole, ruing hours of work.

But there is something oddly appealing about running around naked and fighting naked primitives with stone weapons. The game needs more clothing options that leave our manhood exposed in all of it's glory. And dick jewellery. And horsecock DLC.
Why would and straight male choose to spend hours upon hours looking at avatar with a cock jumping around?
I would assume every normal straight male would take a female avatar and keep her naked all the time while doing the business around the game world.
 

Turisas

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Why would and straight male choose to spend hours upon hours looking at avatar with a cock jumping around?
I would assume every normal straight male would take a female avatar and keep her naked all the time while doing the business around the game world.

Because what kind of utter fagit would you have to be to play in 3rd person? And furthermore, everyone knows women can't be heroes, they're weak and puny.


Haba: yeah that's always the case with these games in their initial releases, and precisely why I didn't buy the game yet. From what I've heard and seen, Funcom has a solid foundation here but it's up to them to show they can actually build on that. And actually manage to add new content into the base game, I bet some marketing dickhead would like nothing more than add those upcoming regions as separate DLCs.

I hope there'll be worthwhile gameplay for solo players as well, MP gets tiresome in these games since most everyone is a complete douchebag and most servers usually devolve into griefing and ganking unless the server admins keep everyone on a tight leash.
 

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