DakaSha wants Shoutbox access, will you fight for him?

[DarkUnderlord]

DakaSha II wants Shoutbox access. I was promised a Prison riot.

If you can deliver unto me a Prison riot of the requested magnitude, I shall grant DakaSha his access¹.

In exchange for your services, you will be granted all of DakaSha's brofists from his known accounts, currently totalling over 2,500 fistings.

Who will step up to the challenge?


¹As well as revoke all the other shit I've just done to his account because he refuses to deliver what he promised.

 

[Don Peste]

Ok, count me in for the Prison Architect Steam gift giveaway!

 

[Gord]

Forcing DakaSha to visit Shitbox again would be cruel.
It's for his own good not being allowed access.

 

[DramaticPopcorn]

Shoutboxing is for degenerates. I say we purge them all.

 

[Zombra]

Nothing to see here, all quiet at the prison.

 

[Scruffy]

Defecatio matutina
bona tamquam medicina
Defecatio meridiana
neque bona neque sana

 

[Severian Silk]

Is this like that movie Midnight Express?

 

[oldmanpaco]

Every time I go to shoutbox they are talking about Sailor Moon or Boku No Pico.

Its a silly place.

 

[Ellef]

How about a counter challenge to forever bar him from shoutbox?

 

[Trotsky]

DakaSha II reminds me of Peter Schibetta from the HBO prison series Oz. Peter wasn't particularly smart or tough but he tried to take on more than he could handle.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

How about a counter challenge to forever bar him from shoutbox?

If somebody completes the challenge and requests DakaSha be banned from the shout box forever, I will do this - and give them his brofists as well.

 

[Endlösung]

u can shove your brofists up your ass faggot

 

[King Crispy]

You seem upset.

 

[thesoup]

And I was hoping there would be a ut match

 

[DwarvenFood]

OZ was a pretty good show.

 

[Mustawd]

Prison Architect? What happened to the SS LP? Giving up on that DarkUnderlord ?

 

[DragoFireheart]

Why?

 

[oldmanpaco]

Free Jim Profit!

 

[Trotsky]

OZ was a pretty good show.

It was especially its early seasons which paved the way for mature original programming. Season 4 part II was the turning point when the decline began.

The last two seasons were bad but there were redeeming qualities like new characters & more depth to minor ones. An unsatisfying but realistic ending.

 

[Metro]

Why would anyone want shoutbox access?

 

[A horse of course]

Why would anyone want shoutbox access?

Unfortunately, it crippled other kodex koffee klubs like steam chat. If you want to actually discuss things with cool posters like me, shoutbox is the only option.

 

[DraQ]

My cat no longer wants a shitbox access unless absolutely necessary. He prefers going outside.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

No-one wants to fight for DakaSha. Why is that DakaSha? Why does nobody want to fight for you? Is it because you're not worth fighting for?

 

[Zombra]

I actually bought Prison Architect just because of this thread. Good game, but I lost interest before coming anywhere near a prison of that size.

 

[Irenaeus]

Why would anyone want shoutbox access?

To interact with internet people. I'm not sure you are able to because you are an idiot on the internet.