Crispy™ DarkUnderlord brofist envy of Irenaeus (II)

[Mustawd]

Oh wow, I can't believe this is an actual smilie now!

Why don't we have a cat smilie?

Because dogs > cats

NO THEY ARE NOT

 

[Irenaeus II]

I have, for a while after getting a few phantom alerts that go nowhere, been suspicious of a covert brofist tax. I am not sure of the particulars, but I do believe that every few brofists given some never get to where they were supposed to go. I am unsure what they are being used for... multiple bright colored polo shirts with varying degrees of stiff collars. Perhaps oakley sunglasses, or birkenstock sandals. I just know that they are being funneled and used for something... nefarious.

I wish I had your tag.

 

[Mustawd]

I have, for a while after getting a few phantom alerts that go nowhere, been suspicious of a covert brofist tax. I am not sure of the particulars, but I do believe that every few brofists given some never get to where they were supposed to go. I am unsure what they are being used for... multiple bright colored polo shirts with varying degrees of stiff collars. Perhaps oakley sunglasses, or birkenstock sandals. I just know that they are being funneled and used for something... nefarious.

It's obviously to curb the brofist inflation of 2015. Where do you think China got the idea to stop trading of Chinese stocks last week?

 

[Hegel]

That's why If I were you, I'd short the hell out of Irenaeus II stock before the arbitrageurs set in.

 

[Mustawd]

That's why If I were you, I'd short the hell out of Irenaeus II stock before the arbitrageurs.

Someone should create a reverse ETF indexed to Iraneus II stock

 

[Irenaeus II]

That's why If I were you, I'd short the hell out of Irenaeus II stock before the arbitrageurs.

It was like another shoah

 

[Hegel]

The quarterly is a mess, you're bleeding brofists.

 

[Irenaeus II]

I just posted I got 45 brofists in 6 hours. You are bad with numbers for a hebrew.

 

[Mustawd]

I just posted I got 45 brofists in 6 hours. You are bad with numbers for a hebrew.

After a big dip from your previous level? Give me a break. You definitely came in under expectations and analyst consensus. Stop trying to spin this Iraneus II.

Maybe your profile should be merged with Mastermind to increase the value to something worthwhile.

 

[Irenaeus II]

I just posted I got 45 brofists in 6 hours. You are bad with numbers for a hebrew.

After a big dip form your previous level? Give me a break. You definitely came in under expectations and analyst consensus. Stop trying to spin this Iraneus II.

What can I say, I cannot lie, my ability to earn brofists is unmatched in this site. Even the owner gets pissed.

And I got 45 brofists even with my sig asking people to not do it. Reverse psychology or butthurt? You be the judge.

 

[Hegel]

ITT we have to explain the difference between being short-term brofist flow positive and profitability. By the way, calling a Jew a Jew isn't offensive.

 

[Irenaeus II]

By the way, calling a Jew a Jew, isn't offensive.

The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

by Taylor Swift

 

[Mustawd]

This is why I don't invest in emerging markets. Everything Brazilian right now is a mess.

EDIT:

Spoiler

 

[Irenaeus II]

This is why I don't invest in emerging markets. Everything Brazilian right now is a mess.

Makes sense. The complete societal and economic chaos in my country at least explains part of my downfall at the hand of competitors down under.

 

[Hegel]

The slew of downgrades is enough of a reason to abandon the notion of emerging for that of frontier.

 

[Hegel]

Also, don't buy leveraged ETFs, they are a terrible tool.

 

[Irenaeus II]

Only things I buy are cRPGs and books. These were the last books I got:

Not really, just messing with you.

 

[Mustawd]

Only things I buy are cRPGs and books.

No hookers and coke? You're doing it wrong.

 

[Mustawd]

Also, don't buy leveraged ETFs, they are a terrible tool.

Speculators gonna speculate. Gotta chase the dragon.

 

[Hegel]

Exactly, and the best way to speculate is against poorly designed leveraged ETFs.

 

[ArchAngel]

Yeah, it's safer for people never brofisting me again or they might end up with colourful tags or worse. The worst of this situation it's now I'm embarrassed to browse the Codex while my fiancee is near. THANKS, DU

What's wrong with Irenaus, he seems reasonable most of times.

This is clearly injustice, down with Tyranny.

It's all in good fun. Just bros picking on each other.

You can always make Iranaeus III. You know what they say: The third time's the charm

 

[Irenaeus II]

Yeah, it's safer for people never brofisting me again or they might end up with colourful tags or worse. The worst of this situation it's now I'm embarrassed to browse the Codex while my fiancee is near. THANKS, DU

What's wrong with Irenaus, he seems reasonable most of times.

This is clearly injustice, down with Tyranny.

It's all in good fun. Just bros picking on each other.

You can always make Iranaeus III. You know what they say: The third time's the charm

Now I know how you feel with that retarded tag. We are like brothers now.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

As the old saying goes, Brazil is the land of the future --- and always will be.

 

[Irenaeus II]

As the old saying goes, Brazil is the land of the future --- and always will be.

Independence was a mistake.

 

[Mustawd]

That's what Russians say.