5: 1 Kings 7; or, You've got it made in life if someone else is eating your shit
Okay, where the hell are we this time?
I swear this game has so many optional areas it's not even funny!
(Unless they're actually mandatory, but the impression I get that I'm just fucking around in no particular order is pretty strong you know!)
Just one door outta here, which leads to...
Some hallways with lotsa statues.
Goblets! Yummy!
What are you?
Holy crap, how did they get here? Fallen off track, I reckon?
Two seconds later: everybody's killed.
Exit, finally!
No
Whatever.
What creatures?
Hmm, must be some kind of cave/ritual chamber.
Sounds fucked up indeed.
Nothing else to do here so we move on.
Leviathan, eh?
Then we enter the trapdoor.
And we're inside the King's five stomachs now.
No wonder the game mentioned Leviathan earlier.
Lots of Santa Claus look-alike kings to slay!
They actually hurt pretty bad so we have to rest often.
Those were actually antibodies. And we're the intruder, of course.
What other game would let you explore a king's stomach filled to the brim with antibodies and bacteria?
Kings: the ultimate predators.
Poor thing.
Some tombs to desecrate!
Scary tomb zombies!
What the hell is that?
We kill it easily, though.
Horrific deformity?
No wonder -- Dr. Ryuchi is actually a brain in a jar!
Sure, we will assist you, doctor!
Or maybe not.
Moving on!
It does!
Well said.
Hey, a door!
Fuuuuck, I fell down immediately. Deep down below.
Next time: the warm, black sludge!
Okay, where the hell are we this time?
I swear this game has so many optional areas it's not even funny!
(Unless they're actually mandatory, but the impression I get that I'm just fucking around in no particular order is pretty strong you know!)
Just one door outta here, which leads to...
Some hallways with lotsa statues.
Goblets! Yummy!
What are you?
Holy crap, how did they get here? Fallen off track, I reckon?
Two seconds later: everybody's killed.
Exit, finally!
No
Whatever.
What creatures?
Hmm, must be some kind of cave/ritual chamber.
Sounds fucked up indeed.
Nothing else to do here so we move on.
Leviathan, eh?
Then we enter the trapdoor.
And we're inside the King's five stomachs now.
No wonder the game mentioned Leviathan earlier.
Lots of Santa Claus look-alike kings to slay!
They actually hurt pretty bad so we have to rest often.
Those were actually antibodies. And we're the intruder, of course.
What other game would let you explore a king's stomach filled to the brim with antibodies and bacteria?
Kings: the ultimate predators.
Poor thing.
Some tombs to desecrate!
Scary tomb zombies!
What the hell is that?
We kill it easily, though.
Horrific deformity?
No wonder -- Dr. Ryuchi is actually a brain in a jar!
Sure, we will assist you, doctor!
Or maybe not.
Moving on!
It does!
Well said.
Hey, a door!
Fuuuuck, I fell down immediately. Deep down below.
Next time: the warm, black sludge!
