Diablo 2 Median XL Zeta - announced

[Damned Registrations]

Did we play the same Diablo 2?

Zombies have 7-12 hp. Javelins do 6-14 damage (before you add bonus damage from your base dex). You one shot the fuckers right out of the gate and they move so slowly you'd have time to hit them like 10 times before they reached you even if you didn't move.

How is that preferable to enemies that are actually a threat when you're literally the weakest you'll ever be in the entire game?

 

[GrainWetski]

/players 8

It does suck shit, and is way too easy if you don't do that while playing solo.

 

[DraQ]

Did we play the same Diablo 2?

Zombies have 7-12 hp. Javelins do 6-14 damage (before you add bonus damage from your base dex). You one shot the fuckers right out of the gate and they move so slowly you'd have time to hit them like 10 times before they reached you even if you didn't move.

How is that preferable to enemies that are actually a threat when you're literally the weakest you'll ever be in the entire game?

I prefer actually fixing the game.

 

[Damned Registrations]

Did we play the same Diablo 2?

Zombies have 7-12 hp. Javelins do 6-14 damage (before you add bonus damage from your base dex). You one shot the fuckers right out of the gate and they move so slowly you'd have time to hit them like 10 times before they reached you even if you didn't move.

How is that preferable to enemies that are actually a threat when you're literally the weakest you'll ever be in the entire game?

I prefer actually fixing the game.

I prefer having a toilet made of solid gold, that doesn't mean I tell people porcelin is worse than an outhouse.

 

[Lilura]

Lilura Would you be up for duo when it gets released?

Certainly! I'll be sure to msg you when the times comes.

 

[Sykar]

Did we play the same Diablo 2?

Zombies have 7-12 hp. Javelins do 6-14 damage (before you add bonus damage from your base dex). You one shot the fuckers right out of the gate and they move so slowly you'd have time to hit them like 10 times before they reached you even if you didn't move.

How is that preferable to enemies that are actually a threat when you're literally the weakest you'll ever be in the entire game?

I prefer actually fixing the game.

I prefer having a toilet made of solid gold, that doesn't mean I tell people porcelin is worse than an outhouse.

Too bad that Median XL is the outhouse...

 

[DraQ]

Did we play the same Diablo 2?

Zombies have 7-12 hp. Javelins do 6-14 damage (before you add bonus damage from your base dex). You one shot the fuckers right out of the gate and they move so slowly you'd have time to hit them like 10 times before they reached you even if you didn't move.

How is that preferable to enemies that are actually a threat when you're literally the weakest you'll ever be in the entire game?

I prefer actually fixing the game.

I prefer having a toilet made of solid gold, that doesn't mean I tell people porcelin is worse than an outhouse.

Too bad that Median XL is the outhouse...

Decorated with disco lights.

 

[Sykar]

Did we play the same Diablo 2?

Zombies have 7-12 hp. Javelins do 6-14 damage (before you add bonus damage from your base dex). You one shot the fuckers right out of the gate and they move so slowly you'd have time to hit them like 10 times before they reached you even if you didn't move.

How is that preferable to enemies that are actually a threat when you're literally the weakest you'll ever be in the entire game?

I prefer actually fixing the game.

I prefer having a toilet made of solid gold, that doesn't mean I tell people porcelin is worse than an outhouse.

Too bad that Median XL is the outhouse...

Decorated with disco lights.

 

[DraQ]

Let's say you have an outhouse and would love to upgrade - preferably to a gold plated toilet.
Is a porcelain toilet a move in the right direction? Yes.
Is decorating your outhouse with disco lights instead? No.

 

[Cosmo]

Too bad that Median XL is the outhouse...

Looking at those vids, seems this particular outhouse was designed by Liberace...

 

[SerratedBiz]

ITT, a lot of people who haven't played the mod complaining that there's too much color in their screens.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Let's say you have an outhouse and would love to upgrade - preferably to a gold plated toilet.
Is a porcelain toilet a move in the right direction? Yes.
Is decorating your outhouse with disco lights instead? No.

My reaction after watching the gameplay.

 

[zerotol]

median xl sucks

suggestions for d2 mods that don't suck ... go!

Hell Unleashed.

Hell unleashed is the fucking mod for D2. Fuck this colourfull shit, i mean look at that video looks horrible.

Hell unleashed is a mod and not a total conversion like this game. Try it and weep at the difficulty of the bosses casualtards.

 

[made]

Needs more spell FX, I could see the background for a moment there.

 

[Lilura]

Hell unleashed is the fucking mod for D2. Fuck this colourfull shit, i mean look at that video looks horrible.

Glorious in 1080p. That guy has insane procs going on there, too. It takes lots of time, skills and knowledge to get that epic. For a nothing player like yourself, much of the game will look as bland as classic Diablo 2, so what are you waiting for?

Hell unleashed is a mod and not a total conversion like this game. Try it and weep at the difficulty of the bosses casualtards.

u forreal?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Maybe a video of how the mod plays for a regular player would be better, then. The bullet hell-like videos I've seen just trigger a "wtf is this" kneejerk reaction from anyone who isn't already a fan and knows what it's going on.

I've googled the mod's name done an exhaustive research and found this. Action begins around the 05:20 mark.