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Review Dragon Age 2 is Darkier, Sexier, Better

DarkUnderlord

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Because all their character models are the fucking same obv.
 

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What the hell happened to Bioware? I mean granted everything they have done has been average at best since the Infinity games....but WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THEM???
 

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Saxon1974 said:
What the hell happened to Bioware? I mean granted everything they have done has been average at best since the Infinity games....but WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THEM???
EA.
 

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I had a lot of sex in my lifetime, and because of that I suffered ailments such as the itch, the clap, crabs, itchy anus, herpes, brown sometimes green penile discharge and the lifetime ailment, it also burns really bad when I pee....practice safe sex folks!
 

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In the world of Dragon Age, individuals lose their... individuality by having their breasts at roughly the same height and size... AND BY BEING DARKIER
 

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Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
Black said:
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Darkier, sexier, better.

Also, darkier? Fucking DARKIER?


MORE LIKE DORKIER

That chick was said to be a romantic (romantic is bioware jargon for fucking) option. She looks like a 12 year old to me. Pedoware manages to push the envelope once more. :smug:
 

Angthoron

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Mastermind said:
Black said:
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Darkier, sexier, better.

Also, darkier? Fucking DARKIER?


MORE LIKE DORKIER

That chick was said to be a romantic (romantic is bioware jargon for fucking) option. She looks like a 12 year old to me. Pedoware manages to push the envelope once more. :smug:

This thing is romanceable? Fuck. Fuck you James Cameron for (re)starting a fad of making humanoids look like cartoonish fucking animals. Fuck. This thing looks like a deer with a cow's eyes. What is wrong with your face?

:x
 

roll-a-die

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Was going to spam a nasty hentai of a anthro cow woman leaking what looks like semen from 6 breasts and one penis(of 3), but this is the news section so just imagine it were here. Also I kind of can't find it any more.
 

roll-a-die

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Actually they didn't, you have five main skill webs and then 1 of 3 that you can take, at least that's what it seemed like from the gameplay videos that I saw. In dragon age you had 3 as a warrior as well, the same three in fact.

NOT SAYING THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE SHIT MOSTLY JUST TRYING TO KEEP DISCUSSION AS FACTUAL AS POSSIBLE.
 

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Black said:
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Darkier, sexier, better.

Also, darkier? Fucking DARKIER?


MORE LIKE DORKIER

Gaps on the arms of her mail. It makes no sense whatsoever and makes her look like a hobo. Fucking retarded designers.
 

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denizsi said:
Gaps on the arms of her mail. It makes no sense whatsoever and makes her look like a hobo. Fucking retarded designers.

The open areas are the ones most likely to acquire perspiration and funky smells. The armor does what it's supposed to do: keep her fresh for fucking by the deviants, perverts and pedophiles that comprise bioware's gaming membership.
 

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I still probably am going to fap a lot to this game. I'm getting tired of xhamster.com , which has a lot of dark sex in some of its subsections. . So fuck you Codex.
 

Volourn

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

CrimsonAngel

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MSpainted a little to point out her Neck.

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ALSO why are her tits made up of lego's.
 

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