Early GD Access and Fisting Privileges for Newfags

[Broseph]

Yo DarkUnderlord while I appreciate my ad free status I was wondering if us newfags will have an option to unlock early GD access/fisting with potato, either as part of the ad-free thing or maybe a separate purchase?

I can wait another five months but seeing many good posts from bros and not being able to fist them makes me inside

 

[Cowboy Moment]

I thought you could unlock GD access? No idea about fisting.

Personally, I'm in favor of letting newfags see Retardo Land. That will allow them to make an informed decision as to whether they wish to keep partaking in the hivemind.

 

[Broseph]

I got my ad-free time and all but no GD access or fisting. I know it used to be part of the patron thing I think (or that was the original plan) but since the potato buy-it-yourself system happened I dunno.

 

[Sceptic]

Yo DarkUnderlord while I appreciate my ad free status I was wondering if us newfags will have an option to unlock early GD access

WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT

 

[Broseph]

I'm a masochist.

 

[Ulminati]

I'm someones alt.

 

[Horus]

I can wait another five months but seeing many good posts from bros and not being able to fist them makes me inside

<<<<< I thought this was a fist.

 

[Broseph]

I don't give Shrekfists bro

 

[Ranselknulf]

Give newfags access to GD for like 2 or 3 days.. then pimp them for money.

Works with drug dealers... why not on the interwebz too.