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Game of Thrones Season 2

Discussion in 'Codex Public Library' started by Dicksmoker, Apr 2, 2012.

  1. hiver Dumbfuck! Augur

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    But you just have to repeat nonsensical bullshit that has no relevance, show how you misunderstand even a simple sentence and invent various silly retarded excuses that supposedly show why something completely stupid actually worked.
    Not to mention you lack any knowledge on the books, story, characters and events that youre attempting to discuss.

    And them im supposed to be nice to you and talk to you in elucidating manner - which you wouldnt accept anyway.

    Riiight.


    Also, IDtenT, Jaqen refuses. What excuse he makes doesnt matter in understanding that.
    He doesnt say directly "i refuse". That doesnt matter to anyone but some retard like twinkle there. He refuses by saying Tywin is too far and blah, blah, blah...
    Why the fuck are you so dense?

    Look here at what Jaqen actually says to Arya about that:


    “I never mocked.” She thought for a moment. “The name . . . can I name anyone? And you’ll kill him?”
    Jaqen H’ghar inclined his head. “A man has said.”
    “Anyone?” she repeated. “A man, a woman, a little baby, or Lord Tywin, or the High Septon, or your father?”
    “A man’s sire is long dead, but did he live, and did you know his name, he would die at your command.”
    “Swear it,” Arya said. “Swear it by the gods.”
    “By all the gods of sea and air, and even him of fire, I swear it.” He placed a hand in the mouth of the weirwood. “By the seven new gods and the old gods beyond count, I swear it.”
    He has sworn. “Even if I named the king-”
    Speak the name, and death will come. On the morrow, at the turn of the moon, a year from this day, it will come. A man does not fly like a bird, but one foot moves and then another and one day a man is there, and a king dies.
  2. TwinkieGorilla does a good job. Patron

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    hiver, oh so you mean he didn't refuse? He just said he had no promise of a quick time-frame for his death? And Tywin was too far gone for Jaquen to reach him in time so Arya made the decision to free herself? Cool. That's what I thought.
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  3. PlanHex Savant

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    The exchange goes something like this:

    Arya: "Where were you?!"
    J'aqen: "A man be trolling"
    Arya: "Tywin left! How long does it take you to kill a dude?"
    J'aqen: "Death is certain, the time is not."
    Arya: "But I need him dead right now!"
    J'aqen: "Can't."
    Arya: "LOL KILL YOURSELF"


    So, yeah. Arya changed her mind because there's not enough time. He never refuses to kill Tywin, just says it can't happen instantly.
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  4. hiver Dumbfuck! Augur

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    Time is of no fucking relevance.... Arya doesnt need Tywin to die "right away". There is no reason for a rush. Jaqen doesnt care about time either. Tywin isnt traveling on a jumbo jet. Jaqen is a part of his army anyway..... and on and on and on....
  5. IDtenT Magister Patron

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    Arya wanted him dead because he was marching on Robb. Did you even watch the show?
  6. Dicksmoker Scholar

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    Look at hiver complain about the series he didn't even watch. Turdslurpers gonna turdslurp.
  7. Rpgsaurus Rex Arbiter

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    The books are still on an entirely different level from the show, though. They're written with an immense attention to detail so that people are discovering new "hidden" stuff and speculating theories even 10 years after reading and re-reading it many times. It just shows through that while GRRM may be no great writer, he has dedicated himself to ASOIAF so much that it's become a great fantasy book series.

    This show, however... Fun, cliched TV series, fast entertainment. To be viewed and forgotten in a week. 0 attention to details (even major ones, like Renly's peach, Tyrion's nose, Davos's fingers...) kinda killed my hype for season 3.
    Redshirt #42 and hiver Brofist this.
  8. Sranchammer Magister

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    I support your crusade, Hiver. The show is horrible.
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  9. Shannow Waster of Time

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    The most intelligent thing you've written on the last 3 pages. Perhaps you should stick to that?
    If even Ringhausen (and we know he's not the sharpest tool in the shed; not the dullest either, don't get me wrong) can kick your ass from Westeros to Quarth and back, you might re-consider your strategy. But then, perhaps you like being degraded. In that case, just carry on as you have been.

    (Since this season is over there's nothing to discuss ITT anymore anyway, so the only reason it might keep on going is for peeople to laugh at our bi-polar pseudo-Volly. :troll:)
  10. hiver Dumbfuck! Augur

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    First - Tywin wasnt marching on Robb, retards that supposedly watch the show, unlike me.
    Second, that scene was just a stupid, retarded attempt of show producers to invent some sort of justification on why Arya didnt send Jaqen to kill Tywin.

    Shannow

    Even you sink to turd depths shannow? ringhausen proved what with what? :lol:
    With those strawmans, inability to understand simple sentences, not knowing what he is talking about and being generally stupid?


    you actually havent got a simple counter argument.
    oh ... how cheap.

    ah...the disgrace burning.... oh.......
    how pathetic.

    :lol:
  11. hiver Dumbfuck! Augur

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    Ahh the BURN ... the BUUUUUURRRNNNN!

    :butthurt:
  12. hiver Dumbfuck! Augur

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    Ahh the BURN ... the BUUUUUURRRNNNN!

    :butthurt:
  13. Wulfstand Scholar

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    This conversation has become really tiresome to read. :(
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  14. aron searle Arbiter

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    Danny turned up at the gate of the city with a dozen people, no more.

    bar 1-2 drathraki, they died in the attack.

    I have yet to watch this episode, but I clearly remember her troop being wiped out, would be retarded if they just spring out more from the bushes.


    But then I maintain the same opinion as I always have, the danny storyline is a major weakness of the show.
  15. hiver Dumbfuck! Augur

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    You guys obviously didnt watch my Extra Emotionally Engaging Review of fourth episode, where Daenerys comes to Qarth, which was totally retarded and ridiculously stupid, as it that whole section from the get go.

    Get elucidated

    http://imgur.com/a/qPfWS#0

    Shannow

    come out to plaaaayy little knight.... come ouuttt to PllaaaAAAAayyyaaaaayyy!

    cmonn.... give it to me! lets get it on!
  16. root - Patron

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    come for me hiver

    my body is ready
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  18. TwinkieGorilla does a good job. Patron

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    Do you even watch the show, hiver?
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  19. hiver Dumbfuck! Augur

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    hiver, I still don't know how you'd changed the Tywin scene because you can't express yourself normally and explain your views like a sane person. And all the other changes, like a consistent number of dothraki extras, Jorha calling out for Dany, Jaquen giving the coin at night, Dany frying a bunch of Xaaro's guards - would you really like the episode if those details were all done properly? It's like when some people didn't like Oblivion but the only criticism they could mount was that there wasn't a crossbow. Your mind is all muddled man. Your're either this colourful Mighty Monarch-like character with severe issues or a frustrated autistic mess that can't think straight at all.

    But I love you either way, buddy!
  21. hiver Dumbfuck! Augur

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    Nah, thats a projection of yourself.

    I wouldnt put Arya with Tywin at all because it created all these retarded negative butterfly effects. Besides being completely retarded all the time.
    ... consistent numbers of dothraki "extras"? ... - obligatory dumbfuck answer.
    Jorah (not Jorha) did call for Daenerys. Thats not the problem. The problem is he didnt react appropriately about her disappearing at all. And all it would take was one fucking line.
    Jaqen gave the coin in daylight in the tv show.... was i saying anything about daytime change at all or thats just another stupid strawman?
    Who said anything about frying a bunch of Xaro guards?


    Strawman shitposter.
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  23. Ringhausen Educated

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    You can't remember you own review of the season finale

    Or the discussion from the previous page. :/ This is what it must feel like working at a nuthouse. I'm out.
  24. Shadenuat Liturgist

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    Episode 10 is so epic, that when I turned it on, a storm with ice and lightning started.
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