GoT thread - s?

[Clockwork Knight]

Hiver seems like a decent guy when he isn't having an e-Tourette's episode, and those are entertaining in their own way. Will the Smiling Knight at least have a quest for freedom?

My suggestion:

He must refrain from getting butthurt for a week.

Rules:

a) He must interact with people at least once a day. Staying offline for the entire time won't do.

b) At least half the interactions must take place within Daedalos' GoT thread.

c) The words butt, brain, turd, shit, feces, slurp and prolapse are forbidden, and the same goes for any combination of those (shitslurp, turd-prolapse, turdbrain, etc)

 

[TwinkieGorilla]

When hiver was a kid his grandmother would give him silica gel packets whenver he asked for candy.

 

[Ranselknulf]

When hiver was a kid his grandmother would give him silica gel packets whenver he asked for candy.

If you've never had one before, you don't know what you're missing out on.

 

[Ulminati]

What it sounds like is we need a special place where we can put all the special people that dislike GoT so that they can post their own special threads. Putting hiver in Prosperland.

i feel sad. Just this thread showed all the quality entertainment that Hiver can deliver. There will be a emptiness in my heart without him. I haven't laughed this much reading a thread in ages.

If this thread is a shining example of the "entertainment" Hiver provides, nothing of value is lost.

 

[Sensuki]

as I would prefer to retain my book memories some of my favourite parts of the story (latter book 4 & book 5 stuff).

Whoops, sorry I am talking about the UK version where ASoS is split into two parts. I meant second half of Storm and some of the Feast stuff (Dorne, Iron Islands, Jaime etc)

 

[Ninjerk]

 

[Azrael the cat]

Yeah, Hver falls into a weird category - his views on a lot of things are quite reasonable, but then he combines it with serial implosion syndrome.

 

[Abelian]

 

[ColCol]

So, Hiver, what do you think of GOT? I don't have the energy/enthusiasm to read through one long mega thread.

 

[Kane]

So, Hiver, what do you think of GOT? I don't have the energy/enthusiasm to read through one long mega thread.

noone really knows but that's part of the fun

 

[Jick Magger]

Hiver's capable of making plenty of good points. It's a shame he writes like some kind of alien who tries to integrate with humanity and learn our customs, but doesn't understand basic human emotion at all.

 

[Ranselknulf]

Idk, i re-read the first couple pages of that GoT thread.

There is nothing of value there.

 

[Ulminati]

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Shit. I never realised that was that kid.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Shit. I never realised that was that kid.

That's ancient knowledge, lord philosoraptor.

Personally tho, I don't like the show. I think it's shit.

 

[NotAGolfer]

So hiver finally got himself institutionalized?
Was about time. Wished he would do the same thing in RL too though, I can't imagine what a pain in the ass he is there.
I always picture him somewhat like this guy here:

And add retard and every IQ-related insult to your list, Clockwork Knight, hiver loves those, seems he thinks he's smart or something. Yet he is completely unable to convey that, there's just no time between all the swearing.
Too many of shit flingers like that and the codex becomes too much of a mental toilet to be worth keeping bookmarked.
Great news, keep up the good work, staff.

 

[SoupNazi]

So hiver finally got himself institutionalized?
Was about time. Wished he would do the same thing in RL too though, I can't imagine what a pain in the ass he is there.
I always picture him somewhat like this guy here:

Actually... a very valid comparison. Though Joffrey at least is a little refined in his insults and far more creative.

 

[Esquilax]

Actually... a very valid comparison. Though Joffrey at least is a little refined in his insults and far more creative.

I could totally see Joffrey ordering someone to be executed via table leg sodomy.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like he intends to go through the Proving Grounds of the Mad Underlord. He posted once in shoutbox after his compulsory relocation to bitch about how the codex is made of retarded shitslurpers and blinked off the map.

 

[TwinkieGorilla]

He posted once in shoutbox after his compulsory relocation to bitch about how the codex is made of retarded shitslurpers and blinked off the map.

Not unlike our beloved Joffrey.

 

[Broseph]

What a pussy. Back in my day we faced the Underlord's challenges head on. And won!

 

[Whisky]

What a pussy. Back in my day we faced the Underlord's challenges head on. And won!

We could send you to the second layer of Prosperland...

Oh? You didn't know there were layers, did you?

 

[Abelian]

We could send you to the second layer of Prosperland...

Oh? You didn't know there were layers, did you?

I thought they were circles. Nine, to be exact.

 

[ColCol]

Each with a prosper, more Hopw roewur than the last.

 

[Whisky]

We could send you to the second layer of Prosperland...

Oh? You didn't know there were layers, did you?

I thought they were circles. Nine, to be exact.

Prosperland involves so much more dimensions than circles can represent. I tried counting them on my hand once, but stopped when I got to twelve and realized uttering their names caused ZBrush rendered fingers to pop up on my hands.