Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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In Progress Hatoful Boyfriend: I want to be a Pigeon!

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by LundB, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. LundBgender: ⚧ Mistakes were made.

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    Damn it, don't ruin my journey of discovery! (Though that spoiler's not especially surprising)

    There's no option to give the ID card to anyone else, I think it's locked in once you're on his route. By black feathery creatures, surely you mean rock dove punkgeons, complete with spiked shoulder pads.

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    Hardly. This place is worse than a horror movie. And so I carried out Yuuya's tasks, my heart slowly filling with bleak despair.

    ED: And now a copy-paste of everything but the Christmas gift, up until Legumentine's. If I'm doing other routes, there's likely to be a lot of overlap stuff like this. In the future, would people prefer I copy-paste everything, just link back to the original update where it happens, skip over it entirely, or do a combination of any of these options, based on individual cases?

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    [​IMG]: RK47!
    [​IMG]: Sir!
    [​IMG]: You're getting better. Keep it up!
    [​IMG]: Yes, sir!

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    [​IMG]: ...but it's raining!

    Oh, well. I'd go to the shrine, but this weather makes the wilderness dangerous. I think I'll sleep in like a good girl instead. I won't be able to send out cards in this rain, either! Fiddlesticks.

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    [​IMG]: I hope you all had good vacations? I hibernated.
    [​IMG]: What a shocker.
    [​IMG]: ...zzz...
    [​IMG]: You're still hibernatING! Sir, wake up!
    [​IMG]: Oh! Umm, I've said this before, but your junior year will be over before you know it. Let's enjoy this time while it lasts!

    There's nothing special this semester... Nothing to worry about!

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    Oh! Tomorrow's Legumentine's! I think I'll buy some beans. Today, Legumentine's is a holiday where you give beans to the boy you like, but apparently it used to involve throwing them at pigeons. Disgraceful!

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    [​IMG]: Yes. Is there a kind that you think is particularly good?
    [​IMG]: This year's trend is towards these bean medleys for racers, but they are a little pricey. It's hard to say without knowing the bird in question, really.
    [​IMG]: Hmm... that's true. And sometimes the cheap ramen tastes better than the expensive stuff.

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    ED: I'm picking the racing blend again, because who cares what beans the randomly selected default bird will get.

    [​IMG]: I'll take these!
    [​IMG]: Thank you miss. Here you are.

    Today's the day. The preparations are complete! Time to give the beans to that special somebirdie.

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    [​IMG]: Huh?
    [​IMG]: Umm, do you have a minute?
    [​IMG]: Sure. What's up?
    [​IMG]: Here! I got these for you!
    [​IMG]: Th-thanks, RK47...
    [​IMG]: Umm... do you maybe not care for these...?
    [​IMG]: N-n-no, that's not it! I-I mean, it's a present from you! Of course I'll eat it!
    [​IMG]: Don't worry about it, Ryouta! You're not fooling anyone, anyway.
    [​IMG]: Aaagh... I-I'm sorry, RK47. These will make me sick...

    Nooooo! I forgot about his weak stomach...!

    [​IMG]: Oh, that's right, you have to be really careful with what you eat. S-sorry, Ryouta...

    ED: Only able to pick him out of a crowd 80% of the time, forgetting medical conditions, some best friend you are, RK47-chan.

    [​IMG]: You don't have to apologize! It's my digestive system that should be saying it's sorry.

    All I managed to do was make a faux pas. I'll have to be more careful next year...

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    ED: These people are objecting to the fact that... RK47 hasn't fucked a pigeon?

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    ED: That we aren't attracted to pigeons (Except for Spellcaster, he is.)?

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    ED: :eek:

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    !!! I think I just heard someth--

    [slamming noise]

    [​IMG]: !!! Who's there? Ninjas!?
    [​IMG]:You don't need to know. It'll all be over in two seconds.

    [Slashing noises]

    [​IMG]: Eeek! Aah...ah...

    Music: IT'S A SAD THING

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    How's that for Choices and Consequences? If RK47 doesn't get 'intimate' with a pigeon, she's killed by a shadowy cabal called the Hawk Party. Who then adjourn for coffee after sentencing her to death. Truly an excellent RPG experience.

    Next up: Starting over from the beginning. Hopefully we won't die this time, RK47-chan.
     
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    Edit: Nevermind
     
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  3. treavegender: ⚧ Arcane Patron

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    Forced human-avian intimacy. Are you sure this Hawk Party isn't just another name for the Biodrone collective?
     
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  4. IronicNeuroticgender: ⚧ Arbiter

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    There's actually two political partys. The Hawk Party and the Dove Party.

    Hawk=Anti-Human
    Dove=Pro-Human

    It gets a little more complicated than that towards the end but just for refrence.
     
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    :hmmm:

    Assassins? Now that is one thing I did not expect.
     
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  6. Ion Prothon IIgender: ⚧ Liturgist

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    This + too bad the illusion of freedom is gone.
     
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    You could say that the endgame was... Cut short :yeah:

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  8. Cowboy Momentgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    We need to petition DU for a ban on pigeon avatars, before it's too late.
     
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  10. Lindblumgender: ⚧ Scholar

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    Bestiality or Fatality huh?

    This time if we have to, Train HP.
     
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  11. LundBgender: ⚧ Mistakes were made.

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    Just looking at the bits I've covered, it seems like that LP is sort of a highlight reel, not showing as much as a Codex-style one. Good if you want instant gratification, but you won't get the build-up.

    We're at what, 3 now? Pigeons are better than anime IMO, and I don't even hate anime. I was going to Shuu up, but Ulminati did it literally as I was on the change avatar page.
     
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    Impostors all, I am the first Shuu.
     
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  13. Make America Great Again WhiskeyWolfgender: ⚧ RPG Codex Polish Car Thief Patron

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    In before "I am Shuukus".
     
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    They're just copybirds.

    You could say I'm calling...

    fowl play.
     
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  15. Brother Nonegender: ⚧ Prestigious Gentleman inXile Entertainment Developer

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    This game just gets dumber every update. I mean, clearly the plot is convoluted, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous.

    So who is next? How about the snob?
     
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  16. Cowboy Momentgender: ⚧ Arcane

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    You know you crave a pigeon avatar.
     
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  17. Angthorongender: ⚧ Prestigious Gentleman RPG Codex Staff

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    He is a pigeon under that face he's ripping off.
     
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    :what:
     
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  19. LundBgender: ⚧ Mistakes were made.

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    I'm ready to start up again.

    In the next playthrough, other than that long introductory part, which I'll just link back to the original posts for, I'll probably at least put the repeated parts in by copypasting. Once we're on a route, there shouldn't be too much overlap, unless we're going for Shuu's good ending.

    If we are going for Shuu's good ending, I'll probably try to get it by taking all math classes (since he likes smartness, and I can't see what better choices we could have made other than what classes we took). In that case, I will skip everything we've already seen, and just post up where the good route diverges.

    Otherwise, this will be more straightforward, and I'll just do the same thing I did for the first route, stopping for choices (more at the beginning, less once it's clear what the Codex wants).

    So should I first attempt the Shuu good ending, or should we go for another bird first? If the Codex knows which bird in particular it wants, I can even skip the obvious choices like what club to join etc, and just stop to have the Codex decide on interactions with the bird in question.

    No, I am Shuutacus. Never mind, screw that, I already miss my old avatar.
     
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    Go for the :obviously: prestigious aristocrat.
     
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  21. Angthorongender: ⚧ Prestigious Gentleman RPG Codex Staff

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    I'd say go for another bird.

    Also, what if Shuu's good ending requires HPs high enough for you to survive til the wedding while being constantly stabbed and slashed?
     
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    Shuu's route requires first of all to be low on sanity points. And that's why we all want it.
     
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  23. LundBgender: ⚧ Mistakes were made.

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    Ok, another bird it is then. For the long introduction sequence (if you need to refamiliarize yourself with everybirdie), go to:
    The part that is currently relevant:
    This is where it will start to diverge.
     
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    Student council. Go into politics. Acquire power.
     
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