Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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In Progress Hatoful Boyfriend: I want to be a Pigeon!

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by LundB, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. RK47 Civic Officer Patron

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  2. Hellraiser Arcane

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    Go for the :obviously: student council. Everybody knows japanese pigeon student councils are like a mix between the trilateral commission, Illuminati and freemasons. You should join that New Pigeon Order before they mark you as the undesirable underclass and send you to a death camp.

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  3. Radisshu Liturgist

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    This LP is like experiencing a fever dream
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    I can't wait till this LP reaches the really awesome/weird stuff.
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  5. LundB Mistakes were made.

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    Student Council it is, then. This will be a pretty short update, but I didn't want to skip over the 'what student council position we should take' choice, since it might be important. I'll get the next update in pretty quickly after a decision has been made. Like the Shuu route, later updates will be longer.

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    [​IMG]: Have fun!

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    ED: Right now I'm still taking music, since it seem's we're after the aristocrat, and I figure he'd like charisma. If the Codex wants me to do another class, say so. Whatever is decided upon, I will do every time (since it seems spamming one stat is the way to go).

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    RK47 leveled up! Charisma increased by 5!

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    We skipped the vote, and I think it's only Sakuya and me.

    ED: A two person Student Council? That sounds vaguely fami-- OH GOD NO IT CAN'T BE

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    :rage:

    Anyway, he called a meeting, so to the council-room I go!

    Music: Prestigious

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    ED: :obviously: Indeed, we shall rule the pitiful nobirdies that call this school home with an invisible hand, from our majestically furnished office.

    [​IMG]: Hi, Sakuya. So, you had this done?
    [​IMG]: Hmph! This room used to be filthy. Better suited to rabbits than to us.

    What a prig!

    ED: RK47-chan, don't reveal your low class upbringing so readily. Just because you live in a cave doesn't mean you need to act like it. Lie your way into high society! Hide your more contemptible interests and stuffies and thingies, in order to attain high social status!

    [​IMG]: Have you decided which position you will take?
    [​IMG]: I get to choose?
    [​IMG]: Who is there to choose for you? Dumb peasant Japanese...
    [​IMG]: Aren't you Japanese too, Sakuya?
    [​IMG]: Do not mock me! I am French.

    ED: Well I guess that explains why his [half?] brother Yuuya uses the occasional French word, other than being pretentious.

    A French noblebird? ...that sounds delicious.

    ED: :eek: Don't say that after what you did to his brother last route, RK47-chan... just don't.

    I guess I have to pick a post now.

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    Are we Ambitious?
    Are we Jewish?
    Or
    Are we Boring?

    Let the Codex decide.
    Erica Falx Brofists this.
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  6. Hellraiser Arcane

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    Backstabber-in-chief or the man with all the jewgold. I'll go with backstabber-in-chief. Being a clerk is like saying you want to be everybody's bitch. We're here to rule the avian world from the shadows and romance pigeons not to do the dirty work.

    RK-47 wants to be vice-president, anything less is an insult to our noble savage hunter-gatherer ancestry.
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  7. Angthoron Prestigious Gentleman Arcane Patron

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  8. Ion Prothon II Liturgist

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    This. I want RK-47 to rule the world and to fuck little pigeons.
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    Yuuya and RK47 still have a lot of body parts to be sent to Codexers.
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  10. LundB Mistakes were made.

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    Music: Invisible Wing

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    [​IMG]: Hahaa! You've got nerve. I like that.

    I think I just got bonded with... gosh, he looks pretty happy right now. And so I became vice president of the student council.

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    Oh! Tomorrow is the class hike! Should I prepare anything? We won't be going far, so I don't have to... Well, health first! I think I'll have some udon and go to sleep.

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    ED: I picked Sakuya, might as well, since we're on student council together. (Wanted this update to be longer)

    [​IMG]: Unacceptable!

    In a temper, as usual.

    [​IMG]: Why! Why do I have to come to a place like this? And on foot!
    [​IMG]: It's a hike, Sakuya! You have to walk.
    [​IMG]: For what purpose? As exercise? Foolishness! Exercise is for peasants.
    [​IMG]: No, for fun! You're supposed to enjoy the change of scenery. Look over here! Don't we have a nice view?
    [​IMG]: ......

    Sakuya looks like he still has something to say, but he reluctantly comes over to me. I think maybe he's acting angrier than he really is.

    ED: :rpgcodex:

    ED: Its an elective day, and since no one's expressed a desire to switch, I'm continuing to spam Music for Charisma.


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    I see Sakuya, and... a brass band? That's overdoing it. I think I saw something similar during the changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace.

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    [​IMG]: You're not cutting any corners, I see.
    [​IMG]: Naturally not. Only the best from a Le Bel.

    Horn: Sir! Preparations are complete, sir!

    Tuba: Your orders, sir!

    [​IMG]: Very well! Begin!

    And so the band began to play. Where did he get these people? They all look like professionals. Shouldn't cheerleaders be students...?

    ED: And, you know, leggy teenage girls, not a damn band?

    [​IMG]: You! Join in!
    [​IMG]: Umm, okay...

    I seem to be in charge of the cymbals. One wrong slip, and I'll be the laughingstock of the playground! Yikes.

    ED: If you manage to mess up CYMBALS, RK47-chan, you deserve to be the laughingstock of the playground.

    Sakuya's conducting is awfully flashy. Is this the Le Bel style?

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    We're getting them back today... Aaaaah, I don't think I did too well.

    [​IMG]: RK47!
    [​IMG]: Yes!
    [​IMG]: Hmm... I don't think you did too badly...
    [​IMG]: Y-yes...?
    [​IMG]: Not too... mmm... nope, sorry. You did badly.
    [​IMG]: ...noooo...
    [​IMG]: Try harder next time, okay?

    I disappointed mister Nanaki... I'll have to study more from now on.

    ED: Not gonna happen, we're too busy building our Charisma to worry about Intelligence! Being an expert liar means you're an expert at everything else, anyway.


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    There's a pile of overturned desks in the middle of the floor. Ryouta is overturned next to them. Rock doves' underwings and bellies are light, so they look pretty different upside-down...

    [​IMG]: I mean, wait, what's going on!?

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    I look to see the two of them at each other's throats in the corner. I think we might have a diplomatic incident on our hands.

    [​IMG]: ...what happened, Ryouta?
    [​IMG]: Sakuya was making fun of Okosan... he called him a stupdi mongrel who only thinks about imaginary pudding, and said he was ashamed to be in the same class...
    [​IMG]: That's terrible! I mean, Okosan is a nutcase and I don't know what he's saying half the time, but he really does like pudding!
    [​IMG]: Either way, Okosan kind of went for the jugular, and...
    [​IMG]: ...you tried to pull them apart, and Okosan used WING ATTACK on you?
    [​IMG]: Y-yup... you're our only hope now, RK47...! Hgggckck.

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    [​IMG]: You tell me to take back my word? I shall not! A mongrel like you hasn't even the right to speak to me.
    [​IMG]: Coooooo! (Okosan is not a mongrel!)

    The battle still rages, and it looks like Ryouta's sacrifice was in vain.

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    Well, do we side with Sakuya, doubtless setting RK47-chan even more on his route?
    Do we side with Okosan for the defense of Pudding?
    Or do we tell them both to get their shit together if they want even a chance to slurp up this forest of human pussy?
    Erica Falx Brofists this.
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  11. lightbane Liturgist

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    Scold them both, it's the only way.
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  12. Lindblum Learned

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  13. IronicNeurotic Arbiter

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    I'm pretty sure this the plot of this game was thought of while stoned and then expanded upon afterwards and filled with all sorts of refrences/parodies.

    There's a specific one which is yet to come (I think) which will floor you.
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  14. Ion Prothon II Liturgist

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    Is it worse (for one's sanity points) than Dr Mengele Bad Ending?
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  15. IronicNeurotic Arbiter

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    Ohhh, Dr. Shuu's bad ending is nothing compared to what comes later.

    But no, I meant specifically a refrence to an actual website. You'll see why when we arrive at that point.
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  16. Thor Kaufman Arcane

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    Go for Oko and change routes.
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  17. Ion Prothon II Liturgist

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    Okosan is a fag. Stand by sakuyia side and let that worm know his place.
    Hellraiser Brofists this.
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  18. LundB Mistakes were made.

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    Ok, before I do the next update: Store, Infirmary, or Cafeteria? I'll do what the first person to answer decides, because I want to get the update up quickly.
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  19. Ulminati The Dong Whisperer Patron

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  20. LundB Mistakes were made.

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    In this update, RK47 delivers somebirdie a beatdown. Also, a protection racket, and 2nd playthrough unlocks!

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    [​IMG]: Coo! (This is a matter between doves! Stay out of it, RK47!)
    [​IMG]: You are a credit to your simian ancestry, RK47. I respect your judgement.
    [​IMG]: Coooooooo...!

    I catch Okosan and throw him out the window.

    ED: :retarded: Doesn't that mean you could have thrown Fat Doctor Shuu out a window too, instead of letting him kill you, RK47-chan? I guess you really did love him.

    [​IMG]: Just because you're angry doesn't mean you can make a mess! Come back in when you're prepared to be civilized!

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    I wonder what I should do during break?

    ED: Use the fearsome strength you just demonstrated to steal everyone's lunch money!

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    I think I'll eat at the cafeteria today.

    ED: It's EXTORTION TIME!

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    ED: :what: Half dead?

    Yum! My favorite.

    [​IMG]: Coo! (No! This is wrong! A fake! A vicious lie!)

    A familiar voice indeed.

    ED: Oh, not this guy again.

    [​IMG]: Cooooo! (This is not pudding!)
    [​IMG]: I know! You said! So come on, let's eat outside! We can't horse around in here!
    [​IMG]: What's going on?

    Not that I can't tell by looking.

    [​IMG]: San saw the pudding here and went nuts. I stopped him from going on a rampage, but... Ow! Cut it out, Okosan!
    [​IMG]: COOOOO!!! (Release me at once! My RAGE VOLTAGE is rising!)
    [​IMG]: Help me, RK47!

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    ED: Normally I'd give a choice, but Okosan is just pissing me off, so screw him. RK47-chan, you're defending your bro Ryouta.

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    [​IMG]: Cooooo! (No! The beast-queen shows her true colors! Pull out! PULL OUT!)

    Okosan rushes from the cafeteria like a rabbit from a catapult.

    [​IMG]: Aaah! Safe at last. Thanks, RK47.
    [​IMG]: No problem. All I did was shout at him, anyway.
    [​IMG]: Apparently that was enough. Now we can all eat lunch without fear of disaster.
    [​IMG]: Not so fast! It's high time you all pay a fee for... protection. Starting today. Cough it up, all of you!

    ED: Another elective day, another music class. We get the one where San can sing really well again.

    RK47 Leveled Up! Charisma increased by 5!

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    There's probably a bamboo tree in the plaza this year, too... I think I'll go make a wish.

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    ED: It appears we see different wishes this time. Choices and Consequences!

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    [​IMG]: What should I wish for?

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    Conquer the world by force could work, given our great and terrible hunter-gatherer strength.
    Rule the world from the shadows seems most consistent with how we've been playing this route.
    Become a famous artist seems like the most attainable goal I guess.

    Well, those are our choices, so... wait a second...

    "The mad love of a fallen angel"?! That didn't show up on our previous playthrough... could it be we've unlocked something previously hidden away?

    Does RK47 take one of the previously available paths, or should we plunge her even further into the unknown (as if that were even possible)? Everybirdie, I need your input.
    Erica Falx Brofists this.
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  21. Ulminati The Dong Whisperer Patron

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    Did someone say mad? MAD!?!?

    FOOLS! WE'LL SHOW THEM! WE'LL SHOW THEM ALL!
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  22. Ion Prothon II Liturgist

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    Now I see the game has some plot holes :smug: .
    I say conquer the world with force. And we'll make Sakuya our second in command.
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  23. Johannes Arcane

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    Artiste, it goes well with the music studies
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