Previously on Hatoful Boyfriend: Poor RK47 got murdered by the bird she loved.
This time, RK47 really applied herself, going to math class instead of music or gym, so that she'd be smart enough to woo the good doctor, and hopefully avoid having her severed head and guts tastefully raped. Did it work? Let's take a look!
Things start to get noticeably different by the time RK47 is getting her final exam returned.
RK47-chan is no longer doing badly or 'getting better' on her final exam, instead:
: Wh...what...!?
ED: Suck it, bitch. RK47-chan is smarter than you, after just a few extra math classes. Human supremacy demonstrated yet again.
: She beat you by two points, Shirogane. Oh well!
: Grrr...!
Sakuya's glaring daggers at me again. How nostalgic! Anyway, my hard work payed off! Yippee!
ED: Now lets see if it really pays off, and you get to have your guts go un-fucked, RK47-chan!
ED:We get the same Christmas scene as the first time romancing Shuu. I'm sure you remember the gifts, so I'm skipping it to save space. However, we start getting new stuff again on New Year's.
It's the first day of the new year. Looks like I'm still alive to enjoy it! It's a little cold out, but it's calm and the sun is warm. I think I'll go visit the shrine.
ED: Is this foreshadowing of you joining Fat Doctor in his killings and wearing the skin of anybirdie you kill, RK-chan? I hope so.
I think I'll buy an amulet and go home.
: !?
ED: I'm not even surprised by Ryouta crossdressing any more. That's a bad sign.
: Happy new year! Here's to many happy returns, right?
ED: Ok RK-chan, I'm starting to get sort of uncomfortable with all these mentions of how great it is to be alive.
: What are you doing, Ryouta?
: Exactly what it looks like! I'm working here today and tomorrow.
: O-oh... it looks good on you...!
: You came here to buy an amulet, right? Which would you like?
ED: We want to make sure you please Fat Doctor, RK47-chan. Let's go with school.
: Here you go!
: Thanks, Ryouta! Are you here all day today?
: Yup! The first day's always busy.
: Oh, well. I was going to ask if you wanted to get lunch together, but...
: Sorry, RK47. Maybe another time? Since you're here, why not go get a fortune? They're next to the main building, over there.
: Okay! Thanks. See you, Ryouta!
...
: Hmmm...
: Mister Nanaki! Happy new year!
: Oh, hello, RK47. Happy new year.
: Did you get a fortune, sir?
: Yes. Unfortunately, I seem to have drawn the chicken of ill omen... why don't you take one?
: I will!
Hmm, which should I take...? ...This one!
: Good, you got a better one than I did. I think this will be a good year for you, RK47.
ED: Yes! This feels like a good sign. I think we're getting Doctor Shuu's good end bros! True psycho love without poor RK-chan dying, at long last!
: Thank you, sir!
Wait, isn't that...?
: …!
He's standing a little way away from the crowd. Do partridges have winter plumage? He looks a little fluffier than usual.
: I wouldn't have expected to see you celebrating the new year here, sir!
: Celebrating? Hardly. I have no interest in gods, temples, or celebrations.
: Yup, that's what I thought!
So wait, what's he doing here?
: So, what are you here for, sir?
: I just happened to be passing by.
ED: Suuuuuuure... wait. Could it be, RK47-chan? Is he here to see... you?!
: But there's nothing else here! Why would you be...
: Is it a crime to aimlessly wander the city in the morning?
: N-no... I was just wondering.
: ...such a crowd, all at once. And as you said, there's nothing else around here. Who would notice if one or two were to disappear...?
ED: Well, some things never change. At least he's not killing us, right RK-chan?
: ...well, then. Goodbye, miss RK47.
Happy new year, creepy sexy doctor man!
: I hope you all had good vacations? I hibernated.
: What a shocker.
: ...zzz...
: You're still hibernatING! Sir, wake up!
: Oh! Umm, I've said this before, but your junior year will be over before you know it. Let's enjoy this time while it lasts!
There's nothing special this semester... Nothing to worry about!
Oh! Tomorrow's Legumentine's! I think I'll buy some beans. Today, Legumentine's is a holiday where you give beans to the boy you like, but apparently it used to involve throwing them at pigeons. Disgraceful!
: Yes. Is there a kind that you think is particularly good?
: This year's trend is towards these bean medleys for racers, but they are a little pricey. It's hard to say without knowing the bird in question, really.
: Hmm... that's true. And sometimes the cheap ramen tastes better than the expensive stuff.
ED: We pick the expensive racing blend. The doctor is a classy bird, he deserves nothing but the best.
: I'll take these!
: Thank you miss. Here you are.
Today's the day. The preparations are complete! Time to give the beans to that special somebirdie.
Music:
Love Doctor
The doctor seems to be engaged in sweet embrace with a stack of papers at his desk. He didn't even look at me, and from his voice, he wants me to leave.
: Do you know what day it is, doctor?
: ...February third.
He glances at the calendar above his desk, and then returns to his papers.
: The anniversary of the first successful human embryo transfer.
: Really!?
: Of course, test tube babies had been successfully grown before then... So, what did you want? Were you hoping I would transfer you an avian ovum?
ED:
Did he just offer to impregnate RK47-chan with some of his bird seed?
: N-no! I'd have to be a really sad girl to be fantasizing about bird eggs in the school infirmary! It's Legumentine's, sir. You give beans to the boy you like. So, h-here!
ED: Don't lie, RK47. You know you fantasize daily about popping out some partridge eggs and nurturing them until they hatch. (Hey kids! For some extra
despair in humanity fun, google "Egg laying fetish" and click the first result! RK47-chan is not alone in her vile predilections.)
: You're giving these to me?
: Yes!
He finally looks over at me. But his expression is still... no, it's changed to something else.
: These are quite elegantly packaged.
: Yes! I got the most expensive ones for you, sir!
: So these were sold to you as some sort of luxury item. I see. Such a thing would never have occurred to us, if we had lived long ago. To think that we live in a society where price is completely disconnected from amount and nutritional value.
Is this a roundabout way of saying that the beans aren't worth their pricetag...?
: The value comes from the fact that they are expensive alone... Fascinating. I shall experiment on them later.
: No, you're supposed to eat them! The nutritional value and appearance aren't important... the important part is the fact that I gave them to you, today!
: You gave me beans that anyone could get, with the money. ...worthless.
ED: And so the LP stars align, a Word's Worth reference in Hatoful Boyfriend.
: In that case, I'll bring you beans that I grew myself, next year! Just you wait!
This is the last day I have infirmary duty, as well.
ED: And now, the moment of truth... this is where it got bad last time.
The infirmary is quiet and peaceful as always. The orderly rows of medicines, the neatly-made be--
: ...huh?
Something stinks in here. It's coming from the bed behind the curtains... I'm scared.
ED: Oh shit, not this again.
: !
Music:
Revelation
At the foot of the bed sits a washbasin, its liquid pink, with a stack of scissors coated in blood and feathers in the bottom. The blood on the bed is still wet...
ED: Just leave, RK! This time, just fucking leave!
: Th-this is...
The students who disappeared after going to the infirmary.
Yuuya.
That mysterious smile the doctor gave when I asked him...
: I... I have to get out of here... I have to tell someone...!
I need to report it. To the police? Anyway, I need to get away. I need to get out before he--
: You're early today, miss RK47.
ED:
He better not reject our love this time!
: !
: D-doctor... this... blood...
He didn't even try to deny it! He... he...
: ......
The-- the door's locked...!?
: Going home so soon?
: It won't... open...
: Indeed, it won't. After all, there are so many bad little boys and girls who try to leave before their examinations are over... like you.
: D-doctor, you... You really have been... cutting people up and using them for your experiments...?
: Do you really need to ask that? After all, you even helped me!
: Helped you...? I... I would never...!
: Don't tell me you've forgotten already? Just at the start of this semester you helped me destroy a little evidence. You brought back the ID card of one of my guinea pigs. I suppose I dropped it by accident. You really helped me out, then. We can't leave things like that lying around, now can we?
: Then... Yuuya? What did you do to Yuuya!?
: Oh? I thought you'd figured that out already.
: He's in here, miss RK47... In here.
: The...
Flashback: The big one is... It looks like... a roast chicken? Or maybe a turkey? I'm not sure what people eat on Christmas. It's still warm! He must have had it delivered in a hurry.
: That... you can't be... no... no..!
: How did he taste? I was worried he might be a little tough... I did so regret not having a better bird to send you. It simply wouldn't do to have you throw him out.
That... that was Yuuya...?
: Aah! Aaaaahh... that's a beautiful face, miss RK47. I have longed so dearly to see that face. You could tell from the start that I was dangerous, couldn't you? And yet you came to see me, again and again. Very... assertively.
: No... I just... had to come for infirmary duties...
: Was that really it? You knew I planned to kill you, and yet you came anyway... are you sure you didn't... have feelings for me, perhaps?
No! ...I want to say, but my tongue is like lead in my mouth. Maybe it's true. Maybe, somewhere deep inside, I love the doctor...
ED: AND THIS TIME HE LOVES YOU. THIS TIME HE LOVES YOU. HE HAS TO LOVE YOU THIS TIME AND NOT KILL YOU! THIS IS MEANT TO BE HIS GOOD END. GOOD END MEANS YOUR INTERIOR ORGANS DON'T GET RAPED RK-CHAN! ORGAN RAPE DOES NOT HAPPEN IN GOOD ENDS I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS.
: I am afraid that I have room for only one love in my life, and that is my research-- but it would be cruel to ignore your earnestness. And so I put much thought into how I might reward you.
ED:
He's going to kill me. I know he's going to kill me. So why can't I move? Why don't I want to?
ED: Why is this happening again? I don't understaaaaaaaannnnnd!
Why can't I pull my eyes from his?
ED:
Yep. Your guts are getting tastefully raped again, RK47-chan. Why is this still happening?
: You have chased after death's allure most diligently. I suppose you're too afraid to speak, now...?
[slashing noises]
ED: I believe I summed up my feelings pretty well last time when I said "OH GOD FUCK YOU FAT DOCTOR, FUCK YOU GAME, FUCK YOU CODEX FOR LEADING RK47-CHAN AND I TO THIS END FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HATE YOU ALL" because seriously, FUC-
Wait.
Huh?
That's odd...
The credits should be rolling...
This time, is there...
Something more?