Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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In Progress Hatoful Boyfriend: I want to be a Pigeon!

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by LundB, Feb 19, 2012.

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  1. Johannes Liturgist

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    Click here and disable ads!
    Btw, why is it named "Hatoful"? Really disgusting word, really.

    But I guess I answered my own question.

  2. IronicNeurotic Arbiter

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    Having read the other LP.

    You guys are going to be surprised at how well written this game is in the end.

  3. Brother None On the line for InXile

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    You came to hear his voice.

    Sorry, but romancing fat creepy pigeon is the only real valid choice.

  4. GarfunkeL Racism Expert

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    #104
    Exactly. HEAR THE VOICE!

  5. Lindblum Educated

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    Hear his VOICE!!!! Hear Him SCREAM!
    :kfc:

  6. Cowboy Moment Cipher Patron

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  7. Kz3r0 Arcane

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    :thumbsup:

  8. Ulminati I'm watching you... Scum. Patron

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    [IMG]

  9. LundB Up in the Air

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    It comes from taking the words Hato (which means pigeon) and Beautiful (which means beautiful), and combining them into the word Hatoful (which means nothing).

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    Music: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy

    [IMG]
    [IMG]: My voice?
    [IMG]: Yes! You sound like Snufkin.

    ED: There is no way RK47 means Snufkin from Mumintroll. These pigeons can rape RK47 all they want, but they cannot rape my childhood memories.

    [IMG]: And?
    [IMG]: Umm....
    [IMG]: Don't tell me you came here just for that.
    [IMG]: Would it be bad if I did?
    [IMG]: You're even stranger than I had thought. I'm fascinated. How I'd love to experiment on you...

    ED:
    :what:

    [IMG]: Sadly, I am busy at present. Please go elsewhere.
    [IMG]: Okay...

    I got kicked out. I guess being told I'm interesting is a step in the right direction... or is it?

    ED: No RK47-chan, no it is not.

    [IMG]
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    [IMG]: Coo, coo coo coooo, coo coo!

    H-his voice is beautfiul!

    RK47 leveled up! Charisma increased by 5!

    [IMG]

    There's probably a bamboo tree in the plaza this year, too... I think I'll go make a wish.

    [IMG]
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    ED: Teacher cannot into wishes.

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    ED: Oh Doctor bird, dear, fat, doctor bird, we will. WE WILL.

    What should I wish for?

    [IMG]

    Unlike friend Ryouta, RK47 only has time for selfish wishes. Shame on you RK47-chan!
    schluberlubs Brofists this.

  10. Ulminati I'm watching you... Scum. Patron

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    How can RK47 hope to win Shuu's heart if she's not willing to conquer the world?

  11. Jack █▓▒░

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    Conquer by force, of course.

  12. lightbane Scholar

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    Rule the world from the shadows. *Notices Ulmi's new avatar* :what:

  13. Oriebam Formerly M4AE1BR0-something

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    where's the gore

  14. betamin Learned

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    #114

  15. Angthoron Arcane Patron

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    #115
    This isn't BioWare, there's a build-up to things here.

    And voting for Famous Artist, namely in the field of pigeon-human "art films".

  16. kazgar Liturgist

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    #116
    Can a mod edit the title to put in a [NSFW] tag?

    Or perhaps [NSFL]

    It'll be for the best.

    also, conquer by force.

  17. Hellraiser Arcane

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    I suggest NSFS because this LP is clearly a threat to ones sanity. IAIA pigeonthulu f'tang.

  18. GarfunkeL Racism Expert

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    Not Safe For Sanity, perhaps?

  19. IronicNeurotic Arbiter

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    Pretty much this. Not to mention, everythings actually connected and makes somewhat sense in the end.

  20. Ion Prothon II Savant

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    She will wake up from death in a morgue, realizing that this all was a sick dream and the pigeons symbolized the tormented souls she once drawn?

  21. Johannes Liturgist

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    Tag it with just [NS], it's correct and to the point.


    Also, Ulminati snatched my plan:M

  22. RK47 No time like the present Patron

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    Going mental. Don't start changing avatars to pigeons now. Fuck you Ulminati.

  23. LundB Up in the Air

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    And mine. I was just about to set a Shuu avatar, when he replied to this thread. Probably better for me this way, if I had a pigeon avatar, it could only hasten my mental decline. I had a dream where I showed up at St. Pigeonation's, and everybirdie was a pigeon, so it's already invaded my subconscious.

    Another very small update:

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    [IMG]: Oh, hello... is that you, RK47?
    [IMG]: Mister Nanaki!
    [IMG]: You should be careful out this late! It can be dangerous for a girl, you know.

    ED: It's not like all the potential rapists are a fraction of your size and hollow-boned... oh wait.

    [IMG]:I was about to head home. Would you like me to walk you to your place?

    ED: Sorry teach, RK47's got her eye on a different member of the school staff. You can give her good grades, he can give her drugs, and feed her 'lots of things'.

    [IMG]

    Nevertheless, it might be safer to walk back with him, you never know. So everybirdie, what is young miss RK47 to do? Accept the offer, or politely decline?

  24. TripJack Hedonist Patron

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    i can sum up my thoughts on this thread in no better way than this

    continue

  25. LundB Up in the Air

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    Hey everybirdie! Apparently you can now buy a St. Pigeonation's school kit, complete with pigeon sex doll. Take a look:

    These are genuine St. Pigeonation's replica Student IDs, Ryouta and San, I believe.

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    The Hatoful Boyfriend sex doll and suitcase. Perfect for your travel and perversion needs.

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    Of course, although he's a very attractive bird, you can't have your pigeon boyfriend naked all the time (he'd get kicked out of school!), so the set comes with super-cute school uniforms for you and him both. Oh my god these stuffies are so kawaii!!!

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    schluberlubs Brofists this.
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