Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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In Progress Hatoful Boyfriend: I want to be a Pigeon!

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by LundB, Feb 19, 2012.

  1. Kz3r0 Arcane

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  2. RK47 No time like the present Patron

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    Fuck him. Fuck off. Run home. ALONE. FUCK THIS SCHOOl. EAT THEM ALL.
  3. RK47 No time like the present Patron

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  4. Ulminati I'm watching you... Scum. Patron

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  5. Ulminati I'm watching you... Scum. Patron

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    No need for an escort, clearly. What could go wrong?
  6. GarfunkeL Racism Expert

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    THE MADNESS. IT CONSUMES EVERYTHING.

    Eh, accept the offer? Maybe we can string the teacher along?
  7. RK47 No time like the present Patron

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    schluberlubs and Kz3r0 Brofist this.
  8. IronicNeurotic Arbiter

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    You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes. NO IDEA.
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    schluberlubs Brofists this.
  11. Johannes Liturgist

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    Accept the offer, it's not like that'd mean we can't do drugs with doc anymore
  12. Jack █▓▒░

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    Reject offer, acquire love doctor.
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    STOP USING THOSE FUCKING AVIAN INDEFINITE PRONOUNS FFS
  14. Ulminati I'm watching you... Scum. Patron

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    Somebirdie seems upset
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    Let's just get on with it. Post moar updates so we can get to the end and rest in peace finally. I vote for the doctor at every junction. This must be my punishment for liking Fallout 3 when it was released.
  16. Ulminati I'm watching you... Scum. Patron

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    There are 13 distinct endings depending on which of the 8 potential pigeons you pursue, what your stats are at critical junctures and how you go about it. Just because it ends doesn't mean it ends!

    I found this bit amusing. remember it well.
  17. RK47 No time like the present Patron

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  18. Angthoron Arcane Patron

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    So Ms. RK, what's better, a bird in your hand or two in the bush?
  19. RK47 No time like the present Patron

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    Three. Pan fried. With nice butter. I love eating their heads. Crispy.

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  20. Lindblum Educated

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    Accept, follow the path of the BDSM school QUEEN!
  21. treave Cipher

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    If only you knew... coo.

    And we need no escorts. Why, we might even bump into somebirdie else if we go alone.
  22. IronicNeurotic Arbiter

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    No escort.
  23. Ulminati I'm watching you... Scum. Patron

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    Are you implying you'd EAT your classmates? o_O
  24. RK47 No time like the present Patron

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    THEY'RE BIRDS. I'm HUMAN! THE DISTINCTION IS CLEAR.
  25. Ulminati I'm watching you... Scum. Patron

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    I'll remind you of this in a dozen pages or so :smug:

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