Haunted by Crocodile Dundee and Cleve

[octavius]

Every time I write a message these Alpha Males rear their heads and make me feel small and insignificant.
Any way to prevent them from popping up?

 

[Jick Magger]

You must ingratiate yourself into the ways of the Australian. I suggest watching a few Aussie films to get the handle on how they behave. As an appetizer, watch the 2000 film 'Chopper', directed by Andrew Dominik and starring Eric Bana. Once you've familiarized yourself with their culture of worshipping bogans and criminals, watch Priscilla; Queen of the Desert, directed by Stephan Elliot and starring Hugo Weaving, Guy Pearce, and Terrance Stamp, to get an idea of their love for trannies. As the coup de grace, watch Mad Max II, a film which needs no introduction, to get an idea of what everyday life is like for your average rural Australian, just to get an idea of what Cleve has to put up with everyday.

Or you can do what I do; get drunk and complain about Maoris and how I'll kick the shit out of anyone foreigner I meet who've only come to my country because of The Lord of the Rings.

 

[Zarniwoop]

:australia:

You rang?

Chopper is p. good though.

 

[Havoc]

:australia::australia:

 

[Jigawatt]

You must ingratiate yourself into the ways of the Australian. I suggest watching a few Aussie films to get the handle on how they behave. As an appetizer, watch the 2000 film 'Chopper', directed by Andrew Dominik and starring Eric Bana. Once you've familiarized yourself with their culture of worshipping bogans and criminals, watch Priscilla; Queen of the Desert, directed by Stephan Elliot and starring Hugo Weaving, Guy Pearce, and Terrance Stamp, to get an idea of their love for trannies. As the coup de grace, watch Mad Max II, a film which needs no introduction, to get an idea of what everyday life is like for your average rural Australian, just to get an idea of what Cleve has to put up with everyday.

Or you can do what I do; get drunk and complain about Maoris and how I'll kick the shit out of anyone foreigner I meet who've only come to my country because of The Lord of the Rings.

Or he could watch a decent Australian film like Bad Eggs, directed by we-don't-call-him-a-kiwi Tony Martin, which will teach him how the totally above board nanny state works in the best interests of Australians.

As an aside, there's no better place for getting drunk and complaining about Maoris than Southport, QLD

 

[Spectacle]

1. Install Firefox or Chrome
2. Install Adblock Plus
3. Right click on the scary pictures and select "Adblock plus: Block image"

 

[Garryydde]

Or he could watch a decent Australian film like Bad Eggs, directed by we-don't-call-him-a-kiwi Tony Martin, which will teach him how the totally above board nanny state works in the best interests of Australians.

As an aside, there's no better place for getting drunk and complaining about Maoris than Southport, QLD

What is about the Gold Coast that attracts so many damn Maoris? Kinda glad I don't live there anymore.

Spoiler

I now live in Melbourne

 

[kazgar]

No mention of watching romper stomper? Or wake in fright?

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Every time I write a message these Alpha Males rear their heads and make me feel small and insignificant.
Any way to prevent them from popping up?

Click the blue arrow in the bottom right of the forum. From there, Your Account - Preferences - and remove the check sign from "Enable Quickload Smiley mode."

(Discovered this by accident while trying to restore the Codex theme yesterday.)

 

[Taluntain]

Ho ho ho, guess what just got mass-disabled?

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Ho ho ho, guess what just got mass-disabled?

Did you find an option in the admin panel, or just update the db?

 

[AngryEddy]

Every time I write a message these Alpha Males rear their heads and make me feel small and insignificant.
Any way to prevent them from popping up?

Here's something to cheer you up: If the next time you look at a lightbulb in your home and your first instinct isn't to rip it out of the ceiling and smoke crank from it, you have more self control than an entire continent's worth of Australians.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/he...-methamphetamine/story-fneuzlbd-1227136922443

 

[Taluntain]

Did you find an option in the admin panel, or just update the db?

I thought I'd need to do it in the db but turning it off in ACP/Options/Messages actually removes it from user options and disables it completely.

 

[DragoFireheart]

Wait, I thought Cleve was Dundee and/or Dundee was just a fictional depiction of Cleve?

 

[Garryydde]

Wait, I thought Cleve was Dundee and/or Dundee was just a fictional depiction of Cleve?

Cleve is omnipresent

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Click the blue arrow in the bottom right of the forum. From there, Your Account - Preferences - and remove the check sign from "Enable Quickload Smiley mode."

(Discovered this by accident while trying to restore the Codex theme yesterday.)