Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Help me get my revenge

Discussion in 'Codex Public Library' started by Flying Spaghetti Monster, May 9, 2012.

  1. hiver Augur Dumbfuck White Knight

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    Charles tends to draw sympathy and even look cool.

    Trust me... the octagon is so bad in so many ways.... nothing can top it.
    Its so overbearingly bad ... she will just go into shock.
    The best part of it is that you may even turn it into a surreal insane comedy with a little effort (just go muahahaha vengance is miiiinee! after letting her soak the horror for a while) and thus avoid escalation of the situation into irreversible bad consequences.

    And - additionally - it is so bad that she will never ever try to slip a chick flick or romantic comedy on you. Just threaten her with the sequel.

    Man... after you being so long on the path of left and right hand... i cant just let you loose a good Sausage Wallet like this.
    Its not what a true bro would do to a bro.

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  2. curry Prophet

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    Speak for yourself :smug:
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  3. SCO Arcane

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  4. hiver Augur Dumbfuck White Knight

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    :lol:

    :downloadan:
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  5. DwarvenFood Arcane Patron

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    No no you don't understand.. he asked for bad movies. But yeah, make sure you can enjoy the movie, OP !

    She might enjoy Alien though so choose carefully indeed.
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  6. Nattvardsvin Learned

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    1971 version or the bad one?
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  7. SCO Arcane

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    1971, but it was mainly a troll - she'd probably like the black stallion. Didn't see the new one.

    El Mariachi
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  8. Nattvardsvin Learned

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    Hehe yeah that's what I thought too. It's a pretty sexy movie. "SHAFT!" :kfc:
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    Not only does it have great action its also a social commentary movie.
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  10. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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  11. Haba Harbinger of Decline Patron

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    Dump the bitch.

    Seriously.
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  12. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    Trade chick flicks for anal.

    Easy.
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    Linda Blair can help you.

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  14. Raghar Magister

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    Escape from LA was better, I liked that ending scene.


    What about Narutaru shadow star. Show her whole series.

    You are doing it wrong, you must watch movies she have chosen when you are tied up. Especially 2/10 movies. Bonus points when she would allow you to pleasure her by your mouth before she would regag you.
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  15. Flying Spaghetti Monster Arcane

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    Did you just recommend a fucking anime? If so, fuck off faggot.
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  16. hoodoo Prophet

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    what a poster
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    Damn, I speed-scrolled through this thread so I could recommend this movie, and right at the bottom, there it is. Damn fucking right, They Live

    Maybe it would be better to watch good movies with her, I have found that making chicks watch good movies can incline their taste so they don't want to force you to watch shit together with them. Well, it worked with one girl anyway. ;)

    So in that case, watch Blue Velvet or something "classy" like that...
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  18. Flying Spaghetti Monster Arcane

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    David Lynch may end the relationship before it really even starts... I'll have to get her feet wet with Twin Peaks or some shit before I dive into Blue Velvet.
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  19. hiver Augur Dumbfuck White Knight

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    Dune.
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    Crank
    Rambo (2008)
    Death Race (2008)
    Dog Soldiers
    Planet Terror
    Conan the Barbarian (1982)
    Gamer (2009)
    Predators (2010)
    Mega shark vs giant octopus

    Alternatively the Descent I or II are great chick flicks about female bonding and exploring mother nature

    or you could both watch Spoorloos together, it's about a boyfriend and girlfriend too and I think you will both love it

    I hope your revenge goes well
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    Monty Python. Girls hate it.
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    I laughed like hell the first time I watched, but a few chicks looked askance. Humour is not the same for everybody. So watch this, then either you laugh/she doesnt, or vice versa.
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    oops, forgot

    Ong Bak I and II
    Under Siege
    Street Fighter (1994)
    Double Team (1997, watch this bros)

    also you could do a Lethal Weapon marathon

    always a great idea, with or without your girlfriend
    hoodoo Brofists this.
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