Help us help John

[Whisky]

You do take a role on a boat.

 

[Angthoron]

This is a boat song. Could John make an article with more boat-related songs? I'd like to have a playlist when I am on my yacht, and hope an expert could help me set it up.

 

[Menckenstein]

 

[Angthoron]

Spoiler

Close enough.

 

[G.O.D]

Join the army they said. See the world they said..... I'd rather be sailing.

 

[jcd]

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[Echo Mirage]

15) How to sail the coast of somalia
16) How to be a privateer in the 21st century

 

[Jaesun]

rpg codex > doesn't sail to your level

 

[Aldebaran]

How Compasses Watered Down the Boating Experience.

The Aircraft Carrier and You: or How Popamole Navies Have Ruined the Hobby Forever.

Sailing the Seven Seas vs Sailing a Sea Seven Times, Which is Better and Why? Discuss!

 

[Western]

He must've helped make this game and trailer.

 

[Morkar Left]

Hey guys what about a review of the tv series The Last Ship? It's basically like a modern rpg with a big ship. And Americans. And water and stuff.

 

[Jaesun]

That show is so fucking terrible.

 

[Harg Harfardarssen]

10) Some great suggestions for the upkeep of your yacht
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Surely at a forum as replete with refined gentlepersons as this one yacht maintenance tips would be welcome, if only to pass on to the servants at Christmas to show them we care.

 

[Melcar]

How many whores are recommended to take on long, non-stop voyages?

 

[Kane]

How many whores are recommended to take on long, non-stop voyages?

72

 

[Angthoron]

Hey guys what about a review of the tv series The Last Ship? It's basically like a modern rpg with a big ship. And Americans. And water and stuff.

Why not Love Boat instead.

 

[Sceptic]

Should totally review Love Boat: The Next Generation.

 

[DosBuster]

I say we just straight up post a random article about a boat on the codex, I'm not even high but that's the funniest shit ever.

 

[Azrael the cat]

Beyond Toto: 10 other yacht-rock bands that never wrote another song as good as Africa.

 

[titus]

Assign him to Prosper. He'll get all the help he needs.

My work here is done.

 

[Ranselknulf]

CRPGs are a good way to pass the time on a boat. Almost any laptop can run games from 90's back without a problem.

I managed to play through a few of the Myst games on one boat ride.

 

[Angthoron]

But what skills can you acquire from boating that will make you better at CRPGs?

 

[DosBuster]

Lack of human contact?

 

[Konjad]

I want to be a boat.

 

[DosBuster]

Did we help John in the end?

Spoiler

 

[abnaxus]

No.