Crispy™ How exactly do you get a goldfist?

[DragoFireheart]

Why is there only a goldfist and not a gold shit? Like, a premium acknowledgement of one's shit post.

You have to get all 900 Koroks to earn gold shit.

 

[VentilatorOfDoom]

somebody make a goldshit icon for DarkUnderlord to add

 

[Bumvelcrow]

somebody make a goldshit icon for DarkUnderlord to add

Diamond encrusted plz.

 

[VentilatorOfDoom]

Spoiler

 

[Lady_Error]

somebody make a goldshit icon for DarkUnderlord to add

 

[vdweller]

I wanted to rate Lady Error's turd "Nice" but I don't have the Nice button

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

What a pointless rating. We already have brofists, agrees, and "nice". Why bother with the same fist, only coated in gold?

btw how does Jasede have a goldfist?

 

[Grauken]

He's part of the codex deep state

 

[Liquorice]

Is it Christmas already?

 

[Falksi]

Lube up, bend over, brace for Goldfist.........

 

[Akratus]

itt: peasants who've never had a goldfist

 

[Jasede]

My golden fists are only for the truly monocled.

 

[Ismaul]

So I just have to call everyone without goldfisting ability itt plebs or peasants to harvest more goldfists?

 

[Ismaul]

AFAIK

Someone prove him wrong, quick!

 

[Jasede]

Ok

 

[hivemind]

you fucks still ower me drumf ratings because I explicitly bet my brofists on that zionist puppet wining the election

 

[Ismaul]

Why you little shit-

I made you prove yourself wrong

My golden fists are only for the truly monocled.

 

[Akratus]

So I just have to call everyone without goldfisting ability itt plebs or peasants to harvest more goldfists?

shut up pleb

 

[Eriador]

Make an LP of Realms of Arkania HD and post it in the Playground. I got 2 Goldfists for making an iron-man LP of the sequel and it was totally worth it!

Totally .

 

[Jasede]

3

 

[Ismaul]

The goldfist means nothing now that you give it to all the plebs. I don't want it no more.

 

[Jasede]

Don't worry, seems like you don't get many, so the value stays intact!

Goldfists rise in value exactly until you invest in them; like Bitcoin.

 

[Ismaul]

By that metric, you've been devaluating them like crazy, whoring your goldfist out to every newcomer and his dog. And you've had even less than me, even though you're part of the select club. SAD!

 

[Jasede]

The elite need no mere trifles to know their worth, peasant.

 

[Ismaul]

Bla blabla blabla... flap your wings all you want you little cat-bee or whatever degenerate abomination your avatar's supposed to be. You'll never be taken seriously trying to puff your chest like that. SAD!