Idea: Sales ticker

[golgepapaz]

bro country.. ziya ülhak.. also jive jiveee pakistan pakistaan pakistann jive pakistan..

 

[JarlFrank]

That moving ticker is so distracting and annoying. Damn you, Infinitron, you jews ruin everything!

 

[Random]

This is the best trolling ever, whatever you're doing, keep it up DU.

 

[LeStryfe79]

This ticker is fucking awesome!

 

[Severian Silk]

Ticker is better now. Thanks.

 

[jcd]

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[Metro]

Ticker is great. Fuck the haters.

 

[Ulminati]

Whenever someone clicks a link on the ticker, infinitron should lose a brofist. If he reaches 0 fistings in this manner, infinitron should be watchwitzed.

Make it so.

 

[SuicideBunny]

ticker is okish now but still useless.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

DU will be sick of coming up with interesting headlines in 3 days, tops.

 

[Infinitron]

DU will be sick of coming up with interesting headlines in 3 days, tops.

I'm pretty sure he's just testing it. If this idea is implemented, he won't be the one entering the headlines.

 

[Metro]

Can always just use the five or so most recent news forum postings.

 

[TOME]

Can always just use the five or so most recent news forum postings.

Or five most retarded/butthurt posts in a day. Like this one.

 

[Metro]

Yours? Agreed.

 

[Mangoose]

DarkUnderlord the ticker isn't that annoying. You should make it more annoying by forcing it to overlay at the top of the page even when you scroll down to read posts.

 

[Whisky]

Now it's FABULOUS!

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Pink goes well with black. I approve.



edit: Leave the pink background alone!

 

[JudasIscariot]

Oh god, now it follows you if you scroll down the page O.o

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Yeah had to make it fabulous to find it. Fucker needed a width otherwise it disappeared.

How awesome is it now though? Seriously.

 

[evdk]

Oh god, now it follows you if you scroll down the page O.o

Muhuhaha. Maximum trolling, DU's been on a roll lately.

 

[King Crispy]

Please add "WHAT'S WRONG, LIBERAL?" to it.

 

[JudasIscariot]

Please add "WHAT'S WRONG, LIBERAL?" to it.

Or at least something about Georgia :D

"Glory to Kodexia!" could also be an option.

 

[Whisky]

That is significantly more annoying.

Mission accomplished!

 

[Jaesun]

lol now my cat thinks this ticker is some new thing to claw at. haha

 

[Cowboy Moment]

Now we just need a new staff member in charge of keeping the ticker up to date.

I'd nominate Liberal, but he left.