I'd be a Human with a stable job.
Elf males and half-orc females, right?Whorehouse owner specializing in elves and half-orcs
Don't forget the part when every other week some random asshole destroys your village with Armageddon. :Dan NPC in Might & Magic VI - VIII. Basically sitting around my house all day waiting for someone to pop in so I can say "Looking for something special?" and "see ya misers!" over and over. Alternatively strutting around my beautiful fantasy town in arms and armor, getting some love from adventurers who wish to "hire" me to be their "companion". Just a random guy can be living the life there I guess.
I will be an orc that wipes out the last remaining dwarfs.
No wonder you will be whipped out,such a tactical incompetence of fighting in such bad places should be punished. You go to the beaches to fight and get drowned by a tad bit of a bigger wave,just fight in your rat tunnels in the mountains.I will be an orc that wipes out the last remaining dwarfs.
We shall fight on the beaches,
We shall fight on the landing grounds,
We shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
We shall fight in the hills;
We shall never surrender.
I will be an orc that wipes out the last remaining dwarfs.
We shall fight on the beaches,
We shall fight on the landing grounds,
We shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
We shall fight in the hills;
We shall never surrender.
Some sort of dragon that protects treasure and gets very grumpy.
Barbarians might be running about in loincloth or whatever, at least they don't wear dresses like wizards and aren't always naked like dragons.There is no need to say the the life of the barbarian is a life of pain and constant struggle. Their only recourse in life is the knowledge that the occasional sorcerer might hold some half-naked elven slaves in his basement.
Spoken like a true fragile little critter that suffers badly from elements and runs around with their vulnerable bits dangling unprotected outside like they were a retro scrolling shooter boss.Barbarians might be running about in loincloth or whatever, at least they don't wear dresses like wizards and aren't always naked like dragons.
Spoken like a true munchkin faggot that needs to be a giant lizard to feel cool.Spoken like a true fragile little critter that suffers badly from elements and runs around with their vulnerable bits dangling unprotected outside like they were a retro scrolling shooter boss.Barbarians might be running about in loincloth or whatever, at least they don't wear dresses like wizards and aren't always naked like dragons.