I'm confused

[madbringer]

I've been gone for a while and some of the new things I see don't make any sense to me, so I have to ask. Might be the mescaline. Better safe than sorry, though.

I do like that the Codex has turned to agriculture so it can raise funding. Renewable, natural resources are the way to go. But I seriously don't understand what the fuck am I supposed to do with a virtual potato. Is it tasty? Does it come with a fish carcass? Can I fry it in virtual human fat? So many questions.

Why is everyone talking about doritoes and Mountain Dew? I have a very strict diet program going on, I'm not sure I can modify it to accomodate these new posting trends. Will not inhaling fine-ground dorito particles debilitate my posting abilities? Will refusing intravenous dew injections brand me as an outcast?

I'm not sure what to do with the brofists. I mean, it is a nice gesture to sever your hand and give it to another person in an act of goodwill and homoerotic proposal, but there are only so many jars I can fit human bits into. I have to save space for goats in my basement, you know.

I'd also ask about the KKK's but I do get the basic gist of it and I can appreciate a currency based around racial discrimination. Modern Codex is a brave new world, indeed.

 

[SerratedBiz]

2010 newfags are still newfags.

 

[razvedchiki]

But I seriously don't understand what the fuck am I supposed to do with a virtual potato.

it has to do with a joke only poles can understand

Why is everyone talking about doritoes and Mountain Dew? I have a very strict diet program going on

you dont understand,consuming doritos and dew makes you a real journalist.

 

[razvedchiki]

I mean, it is a nice gesture to sever your hand and give it to another person in an act of goodwill and homoerotic proposal,

that because many codexians are repressed homos,and they come from middle class societys where expresing their homosexuality is forbiten.
so they invented a secret way to communicate with each other.

 

[Trodat]

Why is everyone talking about doritoes and Mountain Dew? I have a very strict diet program going on, I'm not sure I can modify it to accomodate these new posting trends. Will not inhaling fine-ground dorito particles debilitate my posting abilities? Will refusing intravenous dew injections brand me as an outcast?.

 

[ghostdog]

Just equip the ring and everything will make sense.

 

[Ulminati]

Why is everyone talking about doritoes and Mountain Dew? I have a very strict diet program going on, I'm not sure I can modify it to accomodate these new posting trends. Will not inhaling fine-ground dorito particles debilitate my posting abilities? Will refusing intravenous dew injections brand me as an outcast?.

Do you come before our professional games journalism seeking absolution?

 

[madbringer]

Just equip the ring and everything will make sense.

Finally, some words of wisdom, thank you.

it has to do with a joke only poles can understand.

But.... I am a Pole.

Oh god. *implodes*

 

[razvedchiki]

i fucking new it

THIS IS A POLE SITE

FUCK

 

[Ismaul]

I do like that the Codex has turned to agriculture so it can raise funding. Renewable, natural resources are the way to go.

Yes, the newfag harvesting operation is going well.

pay2play in GD; genius right?

 

[DraQ]

Keep it up. Posting threads like this will make you prosper in the end.

 

[King Crispy]

2008 newfags are still newfags.

 

[DraQ]

2008 newfags are still newfags.

Joined:
Feb 16, 2008

 

[King Crispy]

That was the joke, moran.

 

[madbringer]

Don't worry Crispy, at least I got it. In fact, I post to confirm this only now because I just woke from sedation in the emergency room. I laughed so hard I spontaneously gave birth to a midget clone of myself that stabbed me in the dick with a fork.

 

[Haba]

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

MIRV just had a meltdown and posted that shit in multiple threads.. think he's nuked now.

:just another day on the Codex:

 

[Cassidy]

MIRV just had a meltdown and posted that shit in multiple threads.. think he's nuked now.

:just another day on the Codex:

MIRV-kin acting like a MIRV. Plant-kin do exist, people who sexually identify themselves as attack helicopters too, so someone who believes its true self is a MIRV and suddenly decides it was time for launching itself like a real nuclear MIRV would isn't that far-fetched. Of course he had to improvise with inane imagespam warheads, having no access to Partyvan bait nuclear warheads.

 

[A user named cat]

Codex registrations should've been closed after November of 2007.

 

[DraQ]

That was the joke, moran.

But what is a joke without the punchline?

 

[DragoFireheart]

Is it tasty?

Yes

Does it come with a fish carcass?

Usually.

Can I fry it in virtual human fat?

Our options are Biodrones, bronies, human fat, and animal lard.

Why is everyone talking about doritoes and Mountain Dew?

New quota regulations.

Will not inhaling fine-ground dorito particles debilitate my posting abilities?

It'll increase the likelyhood of getting brofists.

Will refusing intravenous dew injections brand me as an outcast?

Only in GD.