Kalin
Unwanted
Hehe, another day, another smackdown. Tons o' joy indeed! 
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Kodex Kommunistic Kolony in Rimworld, Season 1
- Thread starter Grimwulf
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ThisNameIsFree
Savant
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I wonder how am I going to build a cooler without steel, components and power source..?
Whats unexpectedly sane thoughts from someone who wanted build freezer for snowomyn. Just make campfire instead and finish off bitch himself.
Cliffhanger indeed. Will he make it in time? Or will I tell on him before then..I wonder how am I going to build a cooler without steel, components and power source..?
Whats unexpectedly sane thoughts from someone who wanted build freezer for snowomyn. Just make campfire instead and finish off bitch himself.
KoolNoodles
Arcane
- Joined
- Apr 28, 2012
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- 3,545
Thanks for the LP, this game is pretty fun. If brutal and a little buggy.
I started my first game as the Lost Tribe, and naturally in the desert hills. Challenge difficulty, permadeath, randy random.
I'm thinking that was a mistake for my first game.
I lucked out early because I decided to plant shit on every spare piece of gravel I could find and it has paid off, despite a blihht that ruined most of my crops even scattered across a pretty large area(that's silly). Oh also I wanted cowboy hats for fun, and then a heatwave hit right as I was finishing my second hat. Only one person died of heatstroke.
And randy random....wow. Raiders with lmgs(against bows), followed by manhunting wargs, followed by lightning(?) blowing a hole in some mechanoid dungeon, which of course the sand worm went straight for my colony. Four dead tribes people later and I am in rough shape(three left).
The cascade of negative mood effects with blood and infections everywhere is easily the hardest/most nerve wracking part of this game(that I know of). And how dudes wander around bleeding to death(in a daze), or doctors who can't treat themselves(I'm not talking surgery, because of course, but minor stuff). Pretty sure my Poppa could self medicate if he had the flu.
I started my first game as the Lost Tribe, and naturally in the desert hills. Challenge difficulty, permadeath, randy random.
I'm thinking that was a mistake for my first game.
I lucked out early because I decided to plant shit on every spare piece of gravel I could find and it has paid off, despite a blihht that ruined most of my crops even scattered across a pretty large area(that's silly). Oh also I wanted cowboy hats for fun, and then a heatwave hit right as I was finishing my second hat. Only one person died of heatstroke.
And randy random....wow. Raiders with lmgs(against bows), followed by manhunting wargs, followed by lightning(?) blowing a hole in some mechanoid dungeon, which of course the sand worm went straight for my colony. Four dead tribes people later and I am in rough shape(three left).
The cascade of negative mood effects with blood and infections everywhere is easily the hardest/most nerve wracking part of this game(that I know of). And how dudes wander around bleeding to death(in a daze), or doctors who can't treat themselves(I'm not talking surgery, because of course, but minor stuff). Pretty sure my Poppa could self medicate if he had the flu.
Meanwhile.
These people need double candle treatment. All of them.
Lacgirl's vomit is everywhere throughout KKK, including the fridge.
This place used to be covered in blood. Now it's covered in lacgirls' vomit. That's pregnancy for you.
How should I tell Grimwulf about Dreaad's situation? What if he won't believe me, like the others?
Screw that. I am a viking and a sir. I'm coming in and saying everything I want!
On a count of three. One. Two. Th
Lacgirl's vomit is everywhere throughout KKK, including the fridge.
This place used to be covered in blood. Now it's covered in lacgirls' vomit. That's pregnancy for you.
How should I tell Grimwulf about Dreaad's situation? What if he won't believe me, like the others?
Screw that. I am a viking and a sir. I'm coming in and saying everything I want!
On a count of three. One. Two. Th
9th of Spring, 5501
Meanwhile.
Red ppl to the north are raiders. Blue ppl to the west are random travellers passing by (we get those every day, they have nothing to trade and don't even go through KKK).
God! How could this happen?? It was going so well...
I can hear explosions and gunshots! Oh, woe!
But how bad can it be, really? I'm used to life of a slave. Those pirate dudes? Can't be worse than Grimwulf.
THE SOUNDS! It's like a bloody war raging outside!
Mom, if you read this... Wait, someone's coming.
I can hear explosions and gunshots! Oh, woe!
But how bad can it be, really? I'm used to life of a slave. Those pirate dudes? Can't be worse than Grimwulf.
THE SOUNDS! It's like a bloody war raging outside!
Mom, if you read this... Wait, someone's coming.
Meanwhile.
Meanwhile.
Later that morning.
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Sorry, men - last part of weekend's update (with key choices and shiet) will be posted tommorow. Grimwulf gotta sleep.
Can the kolonists manage terrible mood without mental breaks?
Will Grimwulf believe Azira about Dreaad being still alive?
How long can Dreaad maintain his legend without fucking it up?
Is there a chance for hello friend to speak like human again?
What does it take to stop the endless stream of lacgirl's vomit?
Stay tuned to KKK TV and find out.
Can the kolonists manage terrible mood without mental breaks?
Will Grimwulf believe Azira about Dreaad being still alive?
How long can Dreaad maintain his legend without fucking it up?
Is there a chance for hello friend to speak like human again?
What does it take to stop the endless stream of lacgirl's vomit?
Stay tuned to KKK TV and find out.
Wayward Son
Fails to keep valuable team members alive
Abortion
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Mouth Candle.
Bliblablubb
Arcane
Stomach amputation.
Eventually we need to upgrade every KKKolonist with a bionic stomach anyway, looks like we have a volunteer to test the procedure.
It's the snowmen! Their eyes are everywhere, we need to put them under close surveilance.Reinhardt said:
Kalin
Unwanted
Those undomesticated snowmen!
Can't fooken believe it, did I just club two muthafucks to death without taking even a single bullet from friendly fire?? Not that I'm complaining or anything! Feels gud men.
Oh, and that Nikifor sciencemajiff guy seems super-legit, he's like the Kodex Rasputin with that snazzy beard, not to mention the crotch toupée.
Can't fooken believe it, did I just club two muthafucks to death without taking even a single bullet from friendly fire?? Not that I'm complaining or anything! Feels gud men.
Oh, and that Nikifor sciencemajiff guy seems super-legit, he's like the Kodex Rasputin with that snazzy beard, not to mention the crotch toupée.
I overrestimated myself.
If I was a muffalo steak, then my job would be lacgirl. First it swallows me whole, then disgorges all over the place.No key choices this week. Sorry.
In stead of key choices, your chief medical officer brings you these news:
Wayward Son
Fails to keep valuable team members alive
I am ready to submit myself to the eternal struggle for all Kommunism...In stead of key choices, your chief medical officer brings you these news:
Kalin
Unwanted
Wayward Son
Fails to keep valuable team members alive
You've officially made me shell out $30 USD on this. I hope you're happy, you drunk Russian KGB motherfucker. Thanks.
Bliblablubb
Arcane
So, Grimwulf.. Are you drunk again? Will we be seeing an update this weekend?
Since his traditional preparation before posting updates involves getting drunk (and dancing), it would mean we are right on track. So, carry on with the potatojuice Kommissar!
I'm working hard on my tomorrow hangover. Pls stand by. Itz coming.
Now I'M drunk, and there's no update yet. What has a pilot got to do? :cheersmate:
Fuck that then. I'm going to play the new Torment game then. I helped kickstart the darn game after all..
Sranchammer
Arcane
Okay this is kind of fun but I'm really upset there are no trans options for my people. Pretty messed up it's not in here considering it's supposed to be the FUTURE.
Kalin
Unwanted
I'm going through another midage crisis. Have patience, men.
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