hello friend
Arcane
lol especially cruel to Grimwulf, who has to write the romance scenes
my vote is flipped, go for it
my vote is flipped, go for it
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Kodex Kommunistic Kolony in Rimworld, Seasons 2, 3
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a bear named spigot
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tell him to eat her hair. that'll show him.
Kalin
Unwanted
Whu-!? Faggots I’ll have you know I was the most handsome space cop in the whole goddamn sector, I’ve been involved in numerous HAWT romances all over the place and I have over 300 confirmed rec-times. My most recent GF was an 18 yo cutie who was totally into me so unlike sad sack Grimwulf I clearly don't need to rely on stinkin tentacle mind majick just to get some boom shakalaka. What's my 1 secret trick? I'm fuckin *beautiful* that's why! You are nothing to me but a bunch of ugly lozars and I will smash your dumb skulls with more powah than has ever been seen on this shithole of a planet, mark my fucking words. You really thought you would get away with saying that shit about me? I'm a CITIZEN you stupid fucks! Even as we speak I am contacting my secret network of space cops, so better prepare for the storm. You’re fucking dead, punks.
a bear named spigot
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the man's a remorseless killer. he's done it before and he'll do it again. time to get proactive in the face of this threat from the inside.
Bliblablubb
Arcane
To our adorable aubergine abomination it would be. Misinterpreting the signs, concluding they are just shy and only need a little push. Just like in school when people would go: "she is single, you are single, we hook you up."
It works with dogs, so what's the difference?
Blobra just want to be helpful and create happiness. But at least she has a uuuh.. language barrier to blame.
Tasteful mindRAEP wouldn't work on Kalinski tho. That mind is a no-go area. Imagine your worst nightmare plus him there, holding his ears shut, singing bad songs all day. Statues and pictures of him everywhere. NEKKID!
Not going in there. Nope. Line must be drawn here.
Gonna be a one-sided adventure, like with Laqgrrl.
Bliblablubb
Arcane
I had nothing to do with that, only prevented her from gutting you like a fish. She went for him because he is such an impressive visionary leader out of legends!
Can you build statues of colonists in this game? Or a least a marble potato with a mural, depicting Grimwulf in a heroic pose? Putting him in a glass coffin after choking to death on half-cooked grimdeer meat just wouldn't be the same.
Nope, just statues of random stuff, engraved with pics and stories about colonists.
So, will you be posting that half update or should I try my hand at, ehm, let's say, Homer perhaps?
No.
My job is killing the mood. But next weekend is almost there.
Zdzisiu
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Ha! We knew that!
vazha
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"Hello Friend, so you have died. Why moan about it so?
Even Azira died, a far, far better man than you.
And look, you see how handsum and powahful I am?
The son of a great man, the father who taught me kkklubing -
An awsum spacecop. And I too will depart for a land,
where eternal Bonas and 18yo virgins shall await me.”
― Homer, The Kaliniad
Don't say I didn't warn ya :D
Even Azira died, a far, far better man than you.
And look, you see how handsum and powahful I am?
The son of a great man, the father who taught me kkklubing -
An awsum spacecop. And I too will depart for a land,
where eternal Bonas and 18yo virgins shall await me.”
― Homer, The Kaliniad
Don't say I didn't warn ya :D
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Kalin
Unwanted
Speaking of which...
Stainless Veteran
Arcane
Nope, just statues of random stuff, engraved with pics and stories about colonists.
So, will you be posting that half update or should I try my hand at, ehm, let's say, Homer perhaps?
No.
My job is killing the mood. But next weekend is almost there.
ThisNameIsFree
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Nope, just statues of random stuff, engraved with pics and stories about colonists.
So, will you be posting that half update or should I try my hand at, ehm, let's say, Homer perhaps?
No.
My job is killing the mood. But next weekend is almost there.
Why do you even want an update? Your posts are way more entertaining. 
Anyway, ITZ coming tomorrow. This week is going to be different. I'm going on another week-long business trip, so I had to waste my weekend on preparations (work-related stuff, family stuff, home stuff, etc). Tomorrow should be a free day, fucking finally.
There will be an update and key choices, but I'm also going to play next few days, make screenshots and post more updates during the upcoming week. That business trip should be a light-scheduled one, with lots of free time and stuff. It's what we get instead of vacations.
Stay tuned and remember: patience is a Virtue.
Anyway, ITZ coming tomorrow. This week is going to be different. I'm going on another week-long business trip, so I had to waste my weekend on preparations (work-related stuff, family stuff, home stuff, etc). Tomorrow should be a free day, fucking finally.
There will be an update and key choices, but I'm also going to play next few days, make screenshots and post more updates during the upcoming week. That business trip should be a light-scheduled one, with lots of free time and stuff. It's what we get instead of vacations.
Stay tuned and remember: patience is a Virtue.
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Hang on:
Valour
Honour
Truth
Love
Humility
Spirituality
Compassion
Honesty
I don't see Patience here, do you?
Stainless Veteran
Arcane
It's your gay western popamoled list.
Here's the True and Honest Orthodox Chrisitian Virtues list!
Добродетель: Терпение
Определение: Стойкое перенесение скорбей с благодарением Богу.
Свящ. Писание: Сир. 2:14 Пс.39:2 Мф.24:13 Лк.21:19 Иак.1:3-4 Евр.10:36 2 Сол.3:5.
Свящ. Писание: Терпение есть готовность к скорби и ежедневное ожидание ее.
Условия стяжания: В терпении нужно упражняться прежде необходимости, чтобы, когда она настанет, быть во всеоружии. (Нужно считать любое бесчестие посланным от Бога для упражнения в его преодолении.)
Примеры: Праведный Лот
Праведный Иов Многострадальный
Богоотцы Иоаким и Анна
Великомученик Евстафий
Благоверная княгиня Анна Кашинская.
Плоды: Терпеливому чужда обида.
Терпеливый стяжевает всегдашнее спокойствие и сохраняет душевный мир в любых обстоятельствах.
Прочее: степени, связь, образы: Терпение вырабатывается несением скорбей.
Терпение даётся Богом по мере смирения.
Высшей степенью является перенесение обид с радостью, даже имея возможность отразить их.
Определение: Стойкое перенесение скорбей с благодарением Богу.
Свящ. Писание: Сир. 2:14 Пс.39:2 Мф.24:13 Лк.21:19 Иак.1:3-4 Евр.10:36 2 Сол.3:5.
Свящ. Писание: Терпение есть готовность к скорби и ежедневное ожидание ее.
Условия стяжания: В терпении нужно упражняться прежде необходимости, чтобы, когда она настанет, быть во всеоружии. (Нужно считать любое бесчестие посланным от Бога для упражнения в его преодолении.)
Примеры: Праведный Лот
Праведный Иов Многострадальный
Богоотцы Иоаким и Анна
Великомученик Евстафий
Благоверная княгиня Анна Кашинская.
Плоды: Терпеливому чужда обида.
Терпеливый стяжевает всегдашнее спокойствие и сохраняет душевный мир в любых обстоятельствах.
Прочее: степени, связь, образы: Терпение вырабатывается несением скорбей.
Терпение даётся Богом по мере смирения.
Высшей степенью является перенесение обид с радостью, даже имея возможность отразить их.
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I can't read that, but I'm pretty sure it says communism in there somewhere.
And the western list isn't mine.
No. Yours seem almost... British. 
vazha
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That said, KKK could do with a priest/preacher. Imagine the level & magnitude of butthurts that would ensue!
Reinhardt
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Why? KKK already have komissar.
Reinhardt
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Like everyone else in KKK?
Bliblablubb
Arcane
We don't need no filthy religion. We have KKKommunism! 
Let me quote another visionary leader here:
Do you see oppreshun anywhere? A heartless world? Soulless conditions?
Of course not!
That's right. Now move along, take your mandatory daily dose of Potatojuice and work hard KKKomrade.
Any complaints about oppressive work orders, heartless cold temperatures or soulless barracks are to be directed to our new KKKomrade "Gulag". Just follow the signs.
Let me quote another visionary leader here:
Karl Marx said:
Do you see oppreshun anywhere? A heartless world? Soulless conditions?
Of course not!
That's right. Now move along, take your mandatory daily dose of Potatojuice and work hard KKKomrade.
Any complaints about oppressive work orders, heartless cold temperatures or soulless barracks are to be directed to our new KKKomrade "Gulag". Just follow the signs.
Reinhardt
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