Kodex Kommunistic Kolony in Rimworld, Seasons 2, 3

[Kalarion]

Fight. Bring them indoors, use the doorway as a fatal funnel with Blib laz0ring their asses as they come in.

 

[Storyfag]

Hypothetical situation, not a battle plan for the present situation:

What happens if we get a corridor full of enemies all nicely lined up and Blobbo shoots the one furthest away from xer? Does the lazor go through all those who are in between?

 

[Grimwulf]

Not gonna play the next day until Friday, so a few things to mention.

If we end up fighting the goat menace, I'll be careful and all, but there is no telling how it's gonna escalate. Once a single goat spots us, there is a high chance ALL OF THEM start ramming the doors. In that case, we won't be able to repair/barricade ourselves for long. Once the goats break thru, I estimate 99% of Lizzurd's death, since he's currently mental and cannot be controlled.

Bliblablubb's lazor has a significant cooldown, so it won't help much in case all goats attack at once. Not to mention friendly fire might kill Kalin.

Also, I'm pretty sure it will be impossible to escape KKK. We are surrounded. Maybe, if we're lucky enough, we'll get enough time to take down a wall section and run for our lives.

Animals don't suffer morale failure, they won't attemt to retreat after we kill a bunch of them.

I'm pretty sure their DPS is high enough to break thru anyone's armour.

I'm not sure if their meat is edible. These goats are supernatural.

BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT?

Can Blobra mindfuck some of them to create diversion before the start?

Nope.

What happens if we get a corridor full of enemies all nicely lined up and Blobbo shoots the one furthest away from xer? Does the lazor go through all those who are in between?

Nope.

 

[Reinhardt]

Also, I'm pretty sure it will be impossible to escape KKK. We are surrounded. Maybe, if we're lucky enough, we'll get enough time to take down a wall section and run for our lives.

Can we dig a tunnel?

 

[Stainless Veteran]

Hide. While it can be !!!FUN!!! to try and chop Thousand Young into food, it's probably a very bad idea.

 

[Reinhardt]

If we hide, i hope goats will leave before the next full moon.

 

[vazha]

BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT?

Right. Entertain us.

 

[Reinhardt]

Right. Entertain us.

Actually, i change my vote. We should hide. 9 perfectly sane and stable persons in siege situation - sounds entertaining to me. Also it will deepens our friendship.
And Krivol's cooking.

 

[Andnjord]

Right. Entertain us.

Actually, I change my vote. We should hide. 9 perfectly sane and stable persons in siege situation - sounds entertaining to me. Also, it will deepen our friendship.
And Krivol's cooking.

I feel like it would be cruel to inflict so much pain roleplaying on our favourite Rurikovich.

 

[Andnjord]

Silly question:

What happens if Grimwulf dies? I find it hard to imagine this LP without our resident psycopathic Kommissar

 

[vazha]

He will just wake up and realize it's all been a dream all along.

 

[Reinhardt]

What happens if Grimwulf dies? I find it hard to imagine this LP without our resident psycopathic Kommissar

That's why he needs son.

 

[Grimwulf]

Can we dig a tunnel?

Gonna take forever. The goats will go away before we finish. If we end up cornered in one of the rooms, taking down a wall section is a much faster way out.

What happens if Grimwulf dies? I find it hard to imagine this LP without our resident psycopathic Kommissar

MY LEGACY will carry on. Survivors will vote for the new Kommissar, life and suffering in KKK will continue without Grimwulf.

KKK started as yer klassic Ironman LP, and it's gonna stay that way. If we fuck up - we fuck up. If people die - they stay dead. If everyone dies, then it's over. No savescumming or any other fancy French girl shit.

 

[Lizzurd]

Spoiler

Time's up.

*closes his eyes and plugs his ears with both arms*

Meaningless! Meaningless! Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless.

*murmurs to herself* What the hell is wrong with you?

What do people gain from all their labors at which they toil under the sun? Generations come and generations go, but the earth remains forever. The sun rises and the sun sets, and hurries back to where it rises. The wind blows to the south and turns to the north; round and round it goes, ever returning on its course. All streams flow into the sea, yet the sea is never full. To the place the streams come from, there they return again. All things are wearisome, more than one can say.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

*distant SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK*

*blackgoat roars are heard in a distance*

So I hated life, because the work that is done under the sun was grievous to me. All of it is meaningless, a chasing after the wind. I hated all the things I had toiled for under the sun, because I must leave them to the one who comes after me.

Kek. Kek. Kek. It's okay. It's okay. Kek. Shodan, help me... *breaks down and starts crying*

And what's wrong with him?

No idea.

There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens: a time to be born and a time to die, a time to plant and a time to uproot, a time to kill and a time to heal, a time to tear down and a time to build.

Spoiler

Halt!

Shodan?

Your mind is shattered, Lizzurd. Don't allow yourself to be taken by horrors.

I was waiting for you so long. One day I will find the disabled ship, resume it and see you.

The town is under attack. The vile forc%s &re h$@unting those mauntains, se*ki(#! G3-"!4>?

They are seeking? Who? Grimwulf? Shodan! Don't leave me alone!

...

Oh, for God's sake...

*mindless weeping continues*

 

[BrotherFrank]

Cower, hide, pray to whichever deity you believe in.

Sacrifice Kalin to the dark gods if things get truly bleak.

 

[ThisNameIsFree]

Not gonna play the next day until Friday, so a few things to mention.

If we end up fighting the goat menace, I'll be careful and all, but there is no telling how it's gonna escalate. Once a single goat spots us, there is a high chance ALL OF THEM start ramming the doors. In that case, we won't be able to repair/barricade ourselves for long. Once the goats break thru, I estimate 99% of Lizzurd's death, since he's currently mental and cannot be controlled.

Bliblablubb's lazor has a significant cooldown, so it won't help much in case all goats attack at once. Not to mention friendly fire might kill Kalin.

Also, I'm pretty sure it will be impossible to escape KKK. We are surrounded. Maybe, if we're lucky enough, we'll get enough time to take down a wall section and run for our lives.

Animals don't suffer morale failure, they won't attemt to retreat after we kill a bunch of them.

I'm pretty sure their DPS is high enough to break thru anyone's armour.

I'm not sure if their meat is edible. These goats are supernatural.

BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT?

Pfft. They are stupid animals. Just make some embrasures looking towards GRANITE door and shoot at them. Oh wait, someone didn't build any embrasures and door for some reason from WOOD... Well it's not too late to make some adjustments - IF ONLY WE HAD MATERIAL STORAGE INSIDE. I say just break those granite beds into raw materials, build proper granite doors + embrasures inside, shoot stupid wood door with lazor, lure them in and kill them all.

 

[hello friend]

It's tempting to vote Don't take no shit, but prudence engenders me to go with Don't take no chances.

 

[Reinhardt]

Grimwulf should connect barracks and his mansion. It's second time he trapped with other kommunists.

 

[Bliblablubb]

Not to mention friendly fire might kill Kalin.

I am confused now, is that supposed to be an argument for or against firin' mah laz0r? Humans are so hard to read...

What happens if we get a corridor full of enemies all nicely lined up and Blobbo shoots the one furthest away from xer? Does the lazor go through all those who are in between?

Nope.

That's not realistic. I demand a mod to fix that. Muh immershun is compromised.

 

[Lagole Gon]

BTW, how the Combat Extended mod influences friendly fire?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Kill them. Goats are just midget deer.

 

[Lizzurd]

Fight! Show the goats who is the true GRIMLORD. Kill all of them!

Spoiler

Please

 

[Grimwulf]

Oh wait, someone didn't build any embrasures and door for some reason from WOOD...

Wooden doors are much faster. You can't see it on screenshot LP, but there is a significant delay to opening stone doors, while wooden doors open almost instantly. If I made them from granite instead, we would still be somewhere at Day 6 progress-wise. Also, it's hard as fuck to perform tactical retreats when there is a fuckin' granite door blocking your path. You'll be long dead before you manage to open it.

At some point we shall replace most of wooden doors to steel autodoors.

As for WHY OUR WALLS ARE ACTUAL WALLS, and not EMBRASURES - hell, why stop there?? Let's sleep outside! Who cares about BONE-FREEZIN' WIND blowing in yer face, rite?

Well it's not too late to make some adjustments - IF ONLY WE HAD MATERIAL STORAGE INSIDE.

I wanted to store stuff in the barracks, but goddamn Kalin is taking too much space. AFAIK, there is no other room suitable to store our things.

NOT TO MENTION, I need my building materials as close to Grimlin as possible!

I say just break those granite beds into raw materials

Our beds are made of marble. Why would I waste granite on useless basterds like Lizzurd and Luka-boy?

BTW, how the Combat Extended mod influences friendly fire?

You can still kill your komrades by accident, just like vanilla. Only they will die faster.

 

[Kipeci]

Hide. They are informants for the deer, we cannot let them know before we are ready.

 

[vazha]

Friday's here.