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Living In Corporate Shadows: Let's Play (SNES) Shadowrun!

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I'll just put this here. Enjoy!





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Check your guns everyone, 'cause this situation is about to get hairy. Hairier than Norbert's...


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...back?



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Hello? Guys?





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Wakka wakka wakka!


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Ahhhh! How the flying drek did you do that?!



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Invisibility, remember? Quite handy in a pinch.


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All of you are the worst sort of people.



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Preaching to the choir here.


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To swipe a clean pair of pants from the changing rooms. This place has several, right?


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Sorry to be a pain in the neck, but you're not going anywhere.



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What was that?


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I said you can't be allowed to leave. The girl may live but the rest of you aren't my type.


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Oh Dog it's contagious!


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Actually vampirism requires a ritual component to reliably sp-



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Not the blood sucker disease, bad puns! As if Vladimire wasn't enough.



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We're stopping this outbreak right now before I have to wear earplugs outside the apartment.




Be careful or you might be their necks victim.


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I will crawl through this screen and strike you dead.




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#16 "I shall ne'er allow a direct path to my sanctum. Intruders will have to pacify every henchmen afore getting to me. Hope you had a good rest. Suckers."




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Kinda surprised nobody's taken that from him yet.




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Are you volunteering?



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*Grunt*


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Good point.




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Dark Blade cannot let you go Mr. Armitage. If the truth of this place got out that would really bite!


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...Kitsune, summon something to eat this scab.



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Coming right up~




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Meet Mr. Fluff n' Stuff.



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No thanks, I much prefer dogs. Specifically Blood H-




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Gak!



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I would kiss your feet right now if I weren't sure where they'd been.





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The clubs I perform in take hygiene very seriously. My feet are perfectly fine.



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Now my tail, *that* is a pain to clean.



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Talk to Dr. Maplethorpe and he'd solve it in a jiff. Snip snip.




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For your information last time I was there he suggested having a second, cybernetic one built. Likely just so he could have a new puzzle to figure out.




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Look Jake something shiny.


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Gimme! Mine!



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Strange keys open doors to even stranger places.


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What's stopping me from stripping clothes off the rest of the people we kill?




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Common decency?


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Shadowrunner.



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Common wut now?



Arbitrary game mechanics at their finest.



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Hey anyone need one of these?



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Got one.


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Not enough Strength. I'm pure Magic baby!



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Hold the vidphone; you're wearing an identical jacket but with half the Armor stat.





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Prolly cause o' my modifications. Removed some lining to create an ammo pouch.



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I don't believe this...you turned something meant to protect into a gunpowder bomb. And then started wearing it.


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So?


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So I am going to laugh myself silly when you go up like cheap Taiwanese fireworks.



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Hello. I didn't know we had guests. Anyone want a Bloody Mary?


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Argh, it burns! Kill them, kill them both!



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Wait I wasn't telling a-


*Blam*


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And that is what we like to call the art of the hardcore heckle, Jetboy.





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Jetboy?



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Gonna hafta wait for tha' chuckle.


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Not me! Hah! :martini:




Well at least she noticed.


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This sucks!



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Shut up and die.



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You've been avenged my...friend? No, we didn't know each other that well. Acquaintance?



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The book's got one or summat, lessee. Ah. "Expendable hireling."



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Use him up and toss him away. Yup, it fits.



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You two need to learn some empathy.



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Excuse me? Who was the guy wondering why he couldn't freely rifle through the pockets of every stiff (heh) in this place?



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They're not part of the Crew, fuck them. Jetboy fought and bled with us.



He did a lot of bleeding.



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And drooling.



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And complaining. S'matter of time before someone killed him.


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Why make a big deal out of it anyway? It's not like this changes anything.




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How can you say that?



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Because he's-



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Lad we got hands cummin' out o' the floor.



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Tenth Street variety or 'I eat your face' Downtown?



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This abuse just seems to be making him hungrier, so probably the latter.



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Ghouls are a lot less fun when they're not undead pinatas exploding at the slightest tap. If you find yourself surrounded don't hesitate to break out Heal. Can't use Powerball anyway because of AOE damage.


Kitsune's summon mulches Ghouls in a single shot but I still find these controls fiddly at times and selecting her always allows free hits. Which necessitates switching back to healing anyway.



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Despite the rapid stream of bats flying out of coffins you can't open any of them. What a tease. Keep trying and your only reward is more undead.


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Well that wasn't so bad. We're still whole at least.


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Think one o' them bit a chunk out of my arse.


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Feh, you needed to lose a few pounds anyway. How does someone your size manage to reach so much food?




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We could finish this by ourselves, aye?


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Bring it on, shorty. Figure how to handle a gun after Fluff n' Stuff gnaws off your hands.



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Leather pants, a new jock strap *and* quality fox fur hat. This is the job that keeps on givin'.


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Assembling a new WAAAAAaaggh! might have actually been more peaceful than this. Especially after Frogtongue smacked the other two in line.


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.....heehee.


You were just imagining it.


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Call me Piss Stain now, chummers. I'll pay you double to shove Hamfist's cyberdeck up his-




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Cutie, watch out!


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Gwah!


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No harm done. That couldn't be fixed by reality's cheat code. This must be Vladimire's lair, I can practically taste the shitty humor in the air.


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Yeah well I smell a lot of bones, old and new. He's been doing this a long time.




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From the very fracking start. Kitsune, hide or they'll tear you to shreds.


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To shreds you say?



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Right!


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Noble, boyo, but now-



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Now they'll come at us. Kinda realized that. There's nothing to do except ratchet up the pressure.


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You're talking my language, teehee yo har!


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Welcome to my sanctum, honored guests. Your potential has been ably demonstrated, why not join our family at Dark Blade? We are always looking for new blood.


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Counter offer; why don't you come over here and choke on my hatred.


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*Chortle* Whoops.


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So the changeling is also present. I extend the same offer to you.


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Get bent. Sorry for breaking cover Jake.


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Forget about it, just do that thing you're so good at.


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Hanky panky comes *after* the climactic battle!


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Not for you it doesn't.



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Batting your eyes will have no effect on me, harlot.


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Ever wonder what happens to a vampire that lands in a fox spirit's sight?


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The same thing that happens to everyone else. Tear him to shreds.



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Yipe!


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Oh?


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Fuck my life. With a giant spiky dildo.




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No other tricks left in that disproportionately large bag of yours?



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Well there is one more thing...


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By all means, amuse me. Who doesn't enjoy a little entertainment with their meal?



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Sorry, no blood for you today. But feel free to have some stake!


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Lords below, is that what we always sounded like? No wonder....wait...


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Now I am going to ask you some questions, and you are going to answer. Truthfully.



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See I have it on good authority that's a lie. Why do you lie to me, Vladimire?


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Do we believe him, folks? Survey says...


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Nah.


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#74 "I will not leave my plans labelled 'Project Overlord' sitting out in plain view." Not quite right but you get the idea.


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Did the vampire in a dark cellar filled with skeletons and hooks and the undead seriously just try that line of reasoning?


I give him points for sheer unmitigated ballsiness. They must be the size of cantaloupes.


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With a future o' being mounted on toppa my fireplace.


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Gained conversation topic Laughlyn. About time.



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You've obtained what you wanted, please leave me and mine in peace. We will not try to stop you.



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Ever listen to any of the classics?



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What?


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Music, I mean. Your tastes probably stop at Beethoven or Mozart. Me, I always had a thing for Beck's earlier works.



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~I'm a loser baby~




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*Gasp*


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~So why don't you kill me~



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"I'm not hurting anyone!" Right.
 

lightbane

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Poor Vladimir, you could say that the odds were :sunglasses: staked against him :yeah:

Also, the place with the ghouls is an excellent spot to grind, position yourself so that a coffin stop the ghouls from reaching you, then start killing them as they show up non-stop. Quite effective.
 
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Having given it some thought it's time for me to move on to a much more worthwhile game. That's right, starting tomorrow-


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I'm doing an LP of Daikatana.




(Now that Blackhart's heart attack is over...Corporate Shadows will have something new out in a couple days. Got a job and new responsibilities and I recommend neither. Only in the past two weeks or so have I even gathered the urge to look at the boards or my computer in general.) (And most of that time was taken up by the Neverwinter Beta)
 

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