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LOL Notch is rich but lonely Discuss!!!1!!

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Billionaires, either they were born in it, or they're hyper qualified people with most often a strong personality and charisma who busted their asses to get there. Work was always their pleasure and the money they make is just a measure of their success.

Notch happened upon an untapped market by coincidence, he is one of those very few techies who only got where they are through luck. He was a garbage before minecraft, he barely put any work in it, his business at it's peak comprised of 20 people who were here only to cash their paycheck. He's the result of what happens when you pick an under average guy and give him a billion.
 
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He's such a repulsive asshole that not even his whoring party yuppies want to date him. You know you fucked up when you're a billionaire and you can't get laid.
 

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There comes a point where it's pretty much impossible to reasonably spend money faster than he's making it back off investments.

There's no such thing as an investment that's safe AND gives greater than inflation returns.

A bunch of CDs, all with amounts under the FDIC insured max at as many different banks is safe for anything short of complete failure of the US government, but good luck making money off it. Anything else always has risk.
 

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Notch happened upon an untapped market by coincidence, he is one of those very few techies who only got where they are through luck. He was a garbage before minecraft, he barely put any work in it,

Seems also the definition of pewdiepie.


Also Notch never did finish or fix Minecraft did he ? He just abandoned it.
 

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Notch should just go ahead and transition into a black woman to bury his cis-het SWE shame.
 
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Crisis averted folks! Some nice men refilled Notch'es candy room and installed some chocolate fountains. He's all better now.

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I might've been impressed by those candy if i were a 5 year old, woman or sjw.
 

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Modern furniture is the absolute worst. Its sterile, clinic look always gives me a feeling of sadness and isolation. I think it's the coldness that it emanates is what gets to me.
 

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Notch should just talk and socialize with his cleaning lady (because I doubt he cleans everything himself there). Maybe even romance her. If she declines, replace the cleaning lady with another one.
 

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Notch should just talk and socialize with his cleaning lady (because I doubt he cleans everything himself there). Maybe even romance her. If she declines, replace the cleaning lady with another one.
This sounds like a plot for an indie game.

Maybe instead of socializing directly, he could leave her notes. And she could leave him notes. And come to work once a week or so, to work for one hour.

Hmmmmmmmm.
 

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There's no such thing as an investment that's safe AND gives greater than inflation returns.

A bunch of CDs, all with amounts under the FDIC insured max at as many different banks is safe for anything short of complete failure of the US government, but good luck making money off it. Anything else always has risk.
Stick to anime because you clearly know nothing about finance. Annual inflation rate is around 2% average for the last several years in the US. Yeah... if you put all of your money in a savings account you won't go higher than that but when you have two billion dollars there are plenty of mutual funds and other 'safe' investments to buy into.
 
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That candy doesn't even look tasty.

But jesus, what kind of a person do you have to be to find a house with a candy room desirable? I guess the type that whines on twitter afterwards.
 

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This sounds like a plot for an indie game.

Maybe instead of socializing directly, he could leave her notes. And she could leave him notes. And come to work once a week or so, to work for one hour.

Hmmmmmmmm.

Yeah and in the end it turns out the cleaner was a lesbian tranny and the message of the game was that a certain dog race is oppressed. 10/10 goty it's not always about the gameplay etc have a dorito
 
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notch is having a meltdown :lol:
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Screenshots because who knows if he is going to delete his tweets

i never cared for him, i barely knew he existed. suddenly i'm hoping he dies as soon as possible.
i suffer from depression, i spent years in my bed because of a deadly illness, everybody tell you to accept that fate but nobody can tell you what's like to survive anyway, when you just learned to refuse to be alive, you've lost all your friends, any chance of a low level job because you're too old or too crippled for them, all the money because up until a certain point one's still struggling to survive through medicines.
and he's the one who complains.
markus persson, please die in a fire.
 
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I'm sure his death will cure your cancer-ridden colon and you'll be happy again.

It's a miracle that some retards still haven't figured out that wealth has nothing to do with happiness and are always surprised when rich people get sad.
 

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Why is that woman wearing a camo jacket?

That candy doesn't even look tasty.

But jesus, what kind of a person do you have to be to find a house with a candy room desirable? I guess the type that whines on twitter afterwards.

It's the most expensive house in Beverly Hills.

He also outbid Beyonce and Jay Z for it, typical white man pushing out black people.
 

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