Grokalibre
Savant
This guy is weird, I was happy when I got my first billions, got old fast though.
Yeah, we know.I'm gay for Notch.
There comes a point where it's pretty much impossible to reasonably spend money faster than he's making it back off investments.
There's no such thing as an investment that's safe AND gives greater than inflation returns.
Notch happened upon an untapped market by coincidence, he is one of those very few techies who only got where they are through luck. He was a garbage before minecraft, he barely put any work in it,
This sounds like a plot for an indie game.Notch should just talk and socialize with his cleaning lady (because I doubt he cleans everything himself there). Maybe even romance her. If she declines, replace the cleaning lady with another one.
Stick to anime because you clearly know nothing about finance. Annual inflation rate is around 2% average for the last several years in the US. Yeah... if you put all of your money in a savings account you won't go higher than that but when you have two billion dollars there are plenty of mutual funds and other 'safe' investments to buy into.There's no such thing as an investment that's safe AND gives greater than inflation returns.
A bunch of CDs, all with amounts under the FDIC insured max at as many different banks is safe for anything short of complete failure of the US government, but good luck making money off it. Anything else always has risk.
This sounds like a plot for an indie game.
Maybe instead of socializing directly, he could leave her notes. And she could leave him notes. And come to work once a week or so, to work for one hour.
Hmmmmmmmm.
Yeah and in the end it turns out the cleaner was a lesbian tranny and the message of the game was that a certain dog race is oppressed. 10/10 goty it's not always about the gameplay etc have a dorito
[Bethesda games-related comment redacted]20 euros for a walking simulator
That's what I would have done if I were him.He should buy the Wizardry franchise and make a proper Wizardry IX
That's what I would have done if I were him.
Fuck yeah! My own private steakhouse.Yeah. My dream mansion would have a beef room instead.
notch is having a meltdown
Screenshots because who knows if he is going to delete his tweets
That candy doesn't even look tasty.
But jesus, what kind of a person do you have to be to find a house with a candy room desirable? I guess the type that whines on twitter afterwards.