Mass Effect: Andromeda Pre-Release Thread

[donkeymong]

So I just saw there is a /r/masseffect (of course there would be) and this is the top pos

Biodrones are truly a gift that keeps on giving.

Even better, someone proposed to his girlfriend,using a fake Andromeda trailer, and then put the audio online. She said yes, by the way.
https://www.reddit.com/r/bioware/comments/4k5ogd/i_proposed_to_my_girlfriend_with_a_fake_mass/
https://soundcloud.com/rukik9/fake-mea-teaser

 

[sullynathan]

System Shock 2.

is the action in system shock 2 good? is the rpg part good?

 

[Grif]

So I just saw there is a /r/masseffect (of course there would be) and this is the top pos

Biodrones are truly a gift that keeps on giving.

Even better, someone proposed to his girlfriend,using a fake Andromeda trailer, and then put the audio online. She said yes, by the way.
https://www.reddit.com/r/bioware/comments/4k5ogd/i_proposed_to_my_girlfriend_with_a_fake_mass/
https://soundcloud.com/rukik9/fake-mea-teaser

Do people not propose with rings and flowers these days?

 

[Multiple Sarcasm]

Do people not propose with rings and flowers these days?

It's 2016, flowers are oppressive.

 

[Sykar]

System Shock 2.

is the action in system shock 2 good? is the rpg part good?

Yes.

 

[Sentinel]

Wasn't she invited to speak at DICE?
I also believe the Mass Effect: Andromeda's female protag (in the trailers) is being modelled after her face.

 

[Drax]

I also believe the Mass Effect: Andromeda's female protag (in the trailers) is being modelled after her face.

wat

 

[Sentinel]

I also believe the Mass Effect: Andromeda's female protag (in the trailers) is being modelled after her face.

wat

kinda reminds me of sarkeesian's jewish snout and face
maybe that's just me though.
or maybe it's because BioWare can't model pretty females.

 

[Rev]

It's just that BioWare's good character artists have long left the company. Plus, they want to appeal retards who think that making a pretty enough model means objectifying and sexualizing women.
Or maybe they want to promote gay and interspecies romances by making normal women looks ugly as fuck, knowing BioWare it could even be that.

 

[Sentinel]

I don't think BioWare has ever had good character artists during their 3D era.

 

[Sannom]

Or maybe they want to promote gay and interspecies romances by making normal women looks ugly as fuck, knowing BioWare it could even be that.

To call the lady in that picture "ugly" is to be delusional.

I like to think that the reason the Asari looks more masculine this time around is to give us the case of an Asari who looks desirable to straight women.

 

[Rev]

Or maybe they want to promote gay and interspecies romances by making normal women looks ugly as fuck, knowing BioWare it could even be that.

To call the lady in that picture "ugly" is to be delusional.

I like to think that the reason the Asari looks more masculine this time around is to give us the case of an Asari who looks desirable to straight women.

Can you honestly say that face looks attractive to you? She may not be godawful, but definetely below average.

 

[Ninjerk]

Look how slow she moves wtf She's going to catch one in the teeth.

 

[Rev]

Yeah, that animation is just so awful. And they worked on the game for three years before showing that shit.

 

[Sentinel]

That "smile" or whatever at the end always gets me. What even is that?

 

[Rev]

That "smile" or whatever at the end always gets me. What even is that?

She's teaching that dirty straight male turian a lesson, and she enjoys it.

 

[Lazing Dirk]

Yeah, that animation is just so awful. And they worked on the game for three years before showing that shit.

It's worse than that. Of all the content they produced, they looked through it and decided, "Yes, this scene, this is truly our greatest work. Stick that in the new trailer". If this is the best they have, imagine what the rest is like.

 

[Modron]

Can you honestly say that face looks attractive to you? She may not be godawful, but definetely below average.

Everytime I see default femshep I can't help but think she has just had some serious dental surgery and xir's face is all swollen up.

It's worse than that. Of all the content they produced, they looked through it and decided, "Yes, this scene, this is truly our greatest work. Stick that in the new trailer". If this is the best they have, imagine what the rest is like.

The tarded asari running isn't much better.

 

[Roguey]

Bioware nonsense in the Obsidian thread.

 

[Rev]

Bioware nonsense in the Obsidian thread.

Well, every other thread turns into a PoE thread or MCA/Sawyer/anything Obsidian, so it's only fair that Obsidian suffers the same fate for once.

 

[Barnabas]

Leliana has always taken my breath away.

 

[santino27]

That "smile" or whatever at the end always gets me. What even is that?

Self-satisfied, close-mouthed smirk. It's all the rage amongst broken-faced Bioware characters these days.

 

[jaydee2k]

What are you people wondering about? This game is about cock sucking anyhow ?!

 

[Reinhardt]

Self-satisfied, close-mouthed smirk.

 

[Seethe]

Yeah, that animation is just so awful. And they worked on the game for three years before showing that shit.

"Showing" you say. They're hiding most of it off screen, because it doesn't even exist. That's right, walk into melee range to have your gun...caressed out of your hands?