New Commie Gestapo Tyrant Policies of RPGCodex

[Shagnak]

Mod request: rename "butchy" to "bitchy", please.

 

[butchy]

FFS Roqua, when did you become such a whining emo bitch? I is sad

About the same time you started to like console games more than rpgs, you fucking traitor. You need to change your signature to I "Preorderd Fall Out 4! YAY!" And maybe I am an emo bitch, but at least I am an emo bitch with impeccable taste. Now excuse me while I go apply eye shadow and write a poem about how no one understands me.

P.S. Shagnak blatantly admitted he has preordered and is giddy with excitement for Fake FO 4. He is a traitor to the cause and most likely is also a fan of Billy Ocean and Debbie Gibson.

 

[butchy]

He is a traitor to the cause and most likely is also a fan of Billy Ocean and Debbie Gibson.

I just want to clarify - Billy Ocean and Debbie Gibson have created extremely delightful music we all enjoy and are big fans of. I do not know why I pointed it out that you like them when pretty much everyone, including me, does to. I would like to apologize on stating the obvious and ask for your forgiveness. My emotions are just out of control! I have so many and they run so deep. I just wish someone understood me! I get so emotional baby, every time I think of you, yah. Mmmbop. dibby dibby dooby doooby mmmbop. Yah.

 

[Jaesun]

whatthefuckamireading.jpg

 

[Night Goat]

Butchy sounds better than ballface to me. Ballface reminds me of jimbob and his degenerate spam.

Jimbob was a fucking quality poster, FREE JIMBOB YOU SHITLORDS

 

[Turtle-Zone 3000]

FREE JIMBOB YOU SHITLORDS

He's defected to Something Awful. Theres no freeing him.

 

[Shagnak]

Shagnak blatantly admitted he has preordered and is giddy with excitement for Fake FO 4

Actually, I specifically said I was not going to pre-order it; but yes, I will be buying it when it becomes available. I sometimes enjoy fun and dumb exploration games as a break from rpgs. Tomorrow I'm going to buy Far Cry 4 and masturbate while imagining your womanly crying about my traitorous acts.

 

[Shagnak]

Actually, that's not true, I'll be trying to get Wizards and Warriors going on my laptop. But I will buy Far Cry 4 one day.

 

[DramaticPopcorn]

Decline is real, men

 

[Alfgart]

LOL this brings back memories of the old Codex. Spazmo, SP, Fez, spacemoose, bryce, Sarvis, chefe and his comics, and a long etc. It's been a long time

 

[Major_Blackhart]

God I miss so many of them. I feel alone sometimes. The last of my kind, a dying breed.
You youngfags, you just don't understand until you've seen your comrades fall one by one, like bowling pins to a pallsy sufferer.

 

[Sjukob]

You youngfags, you just don't understand until you've seen your comrades fall one by one, like bowling pins to a pallsy sufferer.

One of my buddies became a weeaboo ...

 

[Major_Blackhart]

One of my buddies became a weeaboo ...

I feel your pain bra.

 

[butchy]

This is getting silly. Do I need to ask in smoke signals or interpretive dance to get someone to understand what I am asking? It can't be that difficult to unban me. Jeez Louise, and people say blacks are lazy.

 

[Amasius]

Oh man, I suddenly have the desire to replay Realms of Arkania. Hm, that's actually not a bad idea.

 

[Infinitron]

This is getting silly. Do I need to ask in smoke signals or interpretive dance to get someone to understand what I am asking? It can't be that difficult to unban me. Jeez Louise, and people say blacks are lazy.

Not all deaths come from stilled breath and stilled heart. Some deaths... come from silence.

 

[butchy]

Not all deaths come from stilled breath and stilled heart. Some deaths... come from silence.

Are you saying that if I stop talking I'll die? Is it like the movie Speed but instead of a bus it's my mouth?

In the cicada's cry
No sign can foretell
How soon it must die.

 

[King Crispy]

interpretive dance

This might actually work.

 

[butchy]

I believe this video expresses my requests pretty well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWR241R6LgA

enjoy

 

[Irenaeus II]

It sucked.

 

[butchy]

It sucked.

No it didn't. You suck, mister. I worked very hard choreographing those two brave girls on how to bear their souls through the majestic power of interpretive dance and I will not have it mocked!

 

[Irenaeus II]

 

[pippin]

#interpretativedancegate

 

[Black]

He's defected to Something Awful. Theres no freeing him.

What?! SA?
My god, he truly is lost.

 

[Lady_Error]

He actually says "Steeled breath and Steeled heart."

So, um, why do you and tyrannosaurus rex have the same avatar?