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Chapter Zero: The Five Clans
North-eastern Japan.
There exist five clans with grand ambitions of their own...
North-eastern Japan.
There exist five clans with grand ambitions of their own...
To the north, the Kakizaki clan commands a safe stronghold across the seas in Tokuyama.
To the west and south with a combined three strongholds, the Nanbu clan stands ready to swallow the smaller clans of the North.
The Namioka clan, positioned at the center, is destined to fall unless it can muster an alliance with its neighbors.
To the east...two degenerate clans wage an unending feud over each other.
A stand-off that cannot last forever
Castle Tanabu, Clan Fortyseven
Omega, how are things lah?
Eh, Steve. Jialat lah. Unless we do something quickly, we sure die one.
Don't worry lah, Civil Serpent. I'll turn this tiny castle into Singapore in no time.
Walau, first day only talk so much cock. Just because you read Lee Kuan Yew's book doesn't mean you can lah!
Don't worry, we got this Ang Moh Dua Ki fella over there...
You called? Wanna fite? *raises fists*
What the fuck is this asshole doing here? I'm going to cut off his head and dribble it like a basket ball!
Oi dun fite! Dun fite! We all frens here lah! It's a misunderstanding, bros. Yuri didn't doxx you!
Fuck you, yuri.
Fuck you too, Alvin. I didn't doxx you.
Then who did?
Your mom.
I'LL KILL YOU! I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU!
Walau, we need to keep them busy else we get double homicide next day...
Yeah, good point. What have you got, Omega?
Ok, guise. Here's the overview of the strongholds around us.
Codex right to the south, Kakizaki to the north...and Nanbu with their two southern strongholds and one in the west. Namioka looks dead to me.
Ya, quite. they kum lan lah. World is like that these days, big fish eat small fish.
But man eats chicken...
Eh, boss. Your high blood pressure how?
Don't worry, I stop eating liao. Been 23 days. Steady one.
Maybe you should marry one of the xiao mei meis lah. Make a kid, and have a successor.
And lose any motivation to live without KFC and under nagging of a wife? Omega pls.
Suit yourself. Anyway, I scouted out a village of tribals just west of our castle. They might be able to help for a price.
What good are they?
If anyone bully you, they will come down and hoot them together. Anywhere.
Wah so good! Send someone there immediately.
Eh, wait wait. What will we develop first in the castle?
We have so little labor since our population is so small. What can we do?
Well, you can attract more business and shops over. Collect coins on a monthly basis. But if you want a bigger army, I suggest we improve the farm first.
Why leh?
Cause people need to eat lah.
Ok lor, farm first.
Steady. Anyway, we got a lot of stockpiled grain in the granary. Wanna sell to the merchant or not?
Nah, don't need any money yet. About that tribal diplomacy, send yuri.
OK, boss. I'll issue a 300 gold stipend to bribe the tribe chieftain.
Anything else?
Well, tribal diplomacy is over, but we still have clans to worry about. How? Which one you want to jio?
Kakizaki to the north, the strong Nanbu to west and South..Codex directly south. Namioka is worthless...
So... Nanbu?
Nope. Kakizaki.
Wah! Sure or not?
Can lah. Sucking a giant's cock will just make you a bitch. I rather have a girlfriend that is at least as tall or shorter than me.
You and your mouth. Okay, this is gonna be slightly expensive. 600 gold a month. So better send a really good diplomat.
I think we both know who's up for the job...
Where's that botak head? I wanna kill him now.
Alk, I need your help.
Oh, okay. I go liao. That's it?
Yeah, report to me once things have improved. Might need to stop if our treasury runs dry.
I'll leave immediately.
Phew, Omega, since you're in charge of overseeing the castle, that means I'm free to go play games and read doujin for the rest of the month right?
Eh, where got? Why don't you scout the castle's surroundings or something. See if you can find anything useful.
Cock lah...Okay, I go later. Makan first.
Thanks boss. That's it for this month's council mission. Do a good job chiu all!
To the west and south with a combined three strongholds, the Nanbu clan stands ready to swallow the smaller clans of the North.
The Namioka clan, positioned at the center, is destined to fall unless it can muster an alliance with its neighbors.
To the east...two degenerate clans wage an unending feud over each other.
A stand-off that cannot last forever
Castle Tanabu, Clan Fortyseven
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