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Review Obsidian is not the Victim

ironyuri

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Cenobyte said:
pocahaunted said:
Xor said:
Funny, I haven't found anything wrong with the game so far that wasn't present in Fallout 3.

This. I think these people are insane.

I have had many bugs. But I like sucking Obsidian's cock. I think I'll just keep sucking. Slurp slurp.
 

Silellak

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I love Obsidian cock. It's delicious. Also, bug report, blah blah blah, bug report.

How you gonna fuck with this one, ironyuri?
 
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Lingwe said:
The real reason why New Vegas is receiving criticism about its bugs is because Obsidian isn't Bethesda.

Pretty much that. Bethesda is up there in the Axis of inane, shit gaming Evil, so every reviewer has to make sure to gobble extra Bethcock, when they talk about anything even moderately related to something they've been around.
 

treave

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racofer said:
treave said:
Fuck this, I played through the 90s, I can live with bugs. Fucking Fallout 2 was horribly bugged too (thanks for the slamdunk, Fearghus you wanker), and the Baldur's Gate games weren't uber-polished technical paragons of gaming either. Oblivion and Fallout 3 were both bugged to hell and back too, but of course they neglect to say anything about that in their 90+% reviews.

When did gamers start being pussies that whined about some random bug wiping their autosaves? I mean, fuck, autosaves? You fucking lazy assholes.

Butthurt Obshit fanboy detected.

Bioshit cocksucker identified.
 

ironyuri

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Silellak said:
Obsidian cock is marginally better than that time I had to play Ultima on SNES. Marginally. And the SNES was less buggy and tedious. But I'll keep sucking Obsidian cock because there's nothing else to suck right now.


Maybe I will suck ironyuri's cock later.

ComradeCommissar said:
Bethcock is pretty bad. I guess I'll suck Obsidian cock instead. Yum yum.

racofer said:
I wish there was more Gaider cock in F:NV. I really love Gaider cock.

:yeah:
 

racofer

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treave said:
racofer said:
treave said:
Fuck this, I played through the 90s, I can live with bugs. Fucking Fallout 2 was horribly bugged too (thanks for the slamdunk, Fearghus you wanker), and the Baldur's Gate games weren't uber-polished technical paragons of gaming either. Oblivion and Fallout 3 were both bugged to hell and back too, but of course they neglect to say anything about that in their 90+% reviews.

When did gamers start being pussies that whined about some random bug wiping their autosaves? I mean, fuck, autosaves? You fucking lazy assholes.

Butthurt Obshit fanboy detected.

Bioshit cocksucker identified.

Butthurt detected.
 

treave

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racofer said:
treave said:
racofer said:
treave said:
Fuck this, I played through the 90s, I can live with bugs. Fucking Fallout 2 was horribly bugged too (thanks for the slamdunk, Fearghus you wanker), and the Baldur's Gate games weren't uber-polished technical paragons of gaming either. Oblivion and Fallout 3 were both bugged to hell and back too, but of course they neglect to say anything about that in their 90+% reviews.

When did gamers start being pussies that whined about some random bug wiping their autosaves? I mean, fuck, autosaves? You fucking lazy assholes.

Butthurt Obshit fanboy detected.

Bioshit cocksucker identified.

Butthurt detected.

Of course I'm butthurt, people like you killed Troika because of butthurt over a game's bugginess.

:x
 

ironyuri

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treave said:
If only Troika still existed I could suck their bug ridden cocks. Too bad. I'll just have to suck Obsidian's even more bug ridden cock instead.

:incline:
 

FeelTheRads

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treave said:
Of course I'm butthurt, people like you killed Troika because of butthurt over a game's bugginess.

:x

More or less, except Troika's games had something to make up for the bugginess, as opposed to Obsidian's which are pretty much shit through and through.
 

racofer

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treave said:
racofer said:
treave said:
racofer said:
treave said:
Fuck this, I played through the 90s, I can live with bugs. Fucking Fallout 2 was horribly bugged too (thanks for the slamdunk, Fearghus you wanker), and the Baldur's Gate games weren't uber-polished technical paragons of gaming either. Oblivion and Fallout 3 were both bugged to hell and back too, but of course they neglect to say anything about that in their 90+% reviews.

When did gamers start being pussies that whined about some random bug wiping their autosaves? I mean, fuck, autosaves? You fucking lazy assholes.

Butthurt Obshit fanboy detected.

Bioshit cocksucker identified.

Butthurt detected.

Of course I'm butthurt, people like you killed Troika because of butthurt over a game's bugginess.

:x

Le fuck?

You seriously putting Obshit and Troika on the same league?

SERIOUSLY?!

:x
 

ironyuri

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racofer said:
How dare you say that Obsidian and Troika are in the same league? Only Gaider makes good rpgs. Om nom nom. Gaider cock.[/size
 

treave

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racofer said:
treave said:
racofer said:
treave said:
racofer said:
treave said:
Fuck this, I played through the 90s, I can live with bugs. Fucking Fallout 2 was horribly bugged too (thanks for the slamdunk, Fearghus you wanker), and the Baldur's Gate games weren't uber-polished technical paragons of gaming either. Oblivion and Fallout 3 were both bugged to hell and back too, but of course they neglect to say anything about that in their 90+% reviews.

When did gamers start being pussies that whined about some random bug wiping their autosaves? I mean, fuck, autosaves? You fucking lazy assholes.

Butthurt Obshit fanboy detected.

Bioshit cocksucker identified.

Butthurt detected.

Of course I'm butthurt, people like you killed Troika because of butthurt over a game's bugginess.

:x

Le fuck?

You seriously putting Obshit and Troika on the same league?

SERIOUSLY?!

:x

Did I even mention Obsidian in my posts? :smug:
 

racofer

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treave said:
racofer said:
treave said:
racofer said:
treave said:
racofer said:
treave said:
Fuck this, I played through the 90s, I can live with bugs. Fucking Fallout 2 was horribly bugged too (thanks for the slamdunk, Fearghus you wanker), and the Baldur's Gate games weren't uber-polished technical paragons of gaming either. Oblivion and Fallout 3 were both bugged to hell and back too, but of course they neglect to say anything about that in their 90+% reviews.

When did gamers start being pussies that whined about some random bug wiping their autosaves? I mean, fuck, autosaves? You fucking lazy assholes.

Butthurt Obshit fanboy detected.

Bioshit cocksucker identified.

Butthurt detected.

Of course I'm butthurt, people like you killed Troika because of butthurt over a game's bugginess.

:x

Le fuck?

You seriously putting Obshit and Troika on the same league?

SERIOUSLY?!

:x

Did I even mention Obshitin my posts? :smug:

Yes, you implied them all along. :smug:
 

Rhalle

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Geeks circle-jerk whine about shit just to hear themselves whine, even if they don't have any problems-- "bugs" is one of their geek hobby-horses.

I've been playing NV for a bit now, and the worst bug I've seen is creatures spawning- only a time or two-- improperly. And the mouse lag in 2D.

That's it, really. (And, oh: do people at Obsidian know that a 1911 .45 is not a 9mm handgun, or that a Colt Peacemaker is not a .357 Magnum? I am embarassed for them every time I see that.)

Anyway, NV doesn't have the scope of FO3 story-wise, but it runs a bit tighter.

And to me the real question is: does the built-in faction swapping work? The game appears to assume priori that a player will be self-serving and wheedle all sides-- instead of just hooking up with the good guys or bad guys or whatever.

For instance, I saved Goodsprings and, since I was a good guy, I decided I'd go all Splinter Cell on the prison and wipe out the Powder Gangers. Fighting so many named NPCs convinced me that I was playing the game wrong, and somehow fucking up the plot, which I found out was true as the game kept telling me I had failed quests when they died.

So I started over and ran on the rails a bit more, and I can't say I'm happy with being forced to be the hero of Goodsprings one minute and then being encouraged to be a killer for the PGs the next. I'm not sure it flies.

But I am having some popamole newshit fun-- even if the Old West stuff feels tacked on , and the 50s parody appears mostly to be missing.
 

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ironyuri said:
commie said:
Recommending FO3 GOTY over this is all I needed to read from this fucktard.

20 hours played for me. No scripting bugs(maybe I didn't play it right because I didn't try to kill everyone I came across or something. Silly me for trying to play the game properly), and one CTD because of Alt-Tabbing. Bugged to fuck indeed. :roll:

Keep guzzling MCA/Obsidian penis, Obsidifag. :smug:

Meanwhile the proud, the few, true Codexers will smugly watch you drown in jizz and keep our hands clean by not touching this bug-ridden, wannabe Fallout piece of shit.

:smug: :smug:

Oh wow, so you won't play a game....boohoo. That will really make me sad.
I find it fascinating that so many retards give their lives meaning by whining about what OTHER PEOPLE LIKE TO PLAY.

:retarded:
 
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ironyuri said:
suckcock.jpg

EDIT: Worksafe.
 

ironyuri

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commie said:
I get meaning by sucking Obsidian's cock. I can't believe all you fags who don't want to suck cock.

:retarded:

I'm not the one sucking cock, bro.

Feels good. :smug:

Edit- Jack summed you all up nicely. :yeah:
 

ironyuri

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Jaesun said:
That cock not good enough for you? Looks like you need to get F:NV and take the multi-headed Obsidian cock you must be craving. Maybe you and racofer need to get anally acquainted?

:smug:
 

Vaarna_Aarne

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Rhalle said:
For instance, I saved Goodsprings and, since I was a good guy, I decided I'd go all Splinter Cell on the prison and wipe out the Powder Gangers. Fighting so many named NPCs convinced me that I was playing the game wrong, and somehow fucking up the plot, which I found out was true as the game kept telling me I had failed quests when they died.

So I started over and ran on the rails a bit more, and I can't say I'm happy with being forced to be the hero of Goodsprings one minute and then being encouraged to be a killer for the PGs the next. I'm not sure it flies.
I haven't tried the feature yet, but I think you can disguise yourself with faction apparel and go undercover in PGs and other places.
 

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herostratus said:
Shamus is a butthurt retard who consistently praises shit games like WoW and FO3 while criticizing games with a glimmer of goodness in them for the things he should've bashed the the other games for in the first place.
Pretty much what every game journalist does really.
 

FeelTheRads

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ironyuri, you're one of the most boring trolls this forum has seen. EVAR.

Also, completely unfunny.
 

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