Incline [Official]Battle of the Century: Crispy vs Menckenstein (Info in OP)

[DakaSha]

Crispy's lot was to play the role of the opponent the Champion(tm) would slaughter. This is a tale retold again and again through the repartition of the great wheel of time.
He showed up even though he was in way over his head fully knowing what would likely happen, for that he gets my respect. The arena battle, though short, was enough to satiate my crys for Justice.
Menck himself wishes to show mercy to you Crispy so this melodramatic sulking is just disrespectful. The People's Hero is merciful, show your thanks by accepting it.

He quit

 

[Wild Slop]

He yielded, I saw. It was funny

 

[cincinnatus.c]

HOWEVER

Since "All bets will be honoured.", he should also GAIN 19,589 brofists, leaving him exactly where he started. This liberal interpretation of the law can be considered fair as he did not go through with his plan to let Crispy win, and planning a crime is not the same as committing it.

I rest my case.

Victimless fun?! What a novel idea.



Oh wait.. there is always Crispy

 

[Garryydde]

We've placed our bets now give us the tags.

 

[Phage]

NEW PLAYMATE FOR PROSPERLAND

 

[Jigawatt]

I have been beaten into submission. I stand willing to accept my fate.

Edit: Wow, Menck. It was your idea. But it doesn't matter. Do with me what you will.

This man is innocent. The Patriarchy is to blame.

Nope. If he stuck it out to the end I'd be with you, the first to say he deserves no punishment for a loss.

But he quit. That's a 'fuck you' to Brut who spent ages trying to get the server and streaming to work, and it's a fuck you to the unlucky yurops who were awake too late at night watching this shit. Crispy pissed on everyone involved, and must pay a price.

Someone in the twitch chat said he took a half day off of work for this LOL

Not to mention those of us who watched it while 'working' from home.


Anyway Crispy's punishment is pissweak, just like his effort in UT

 

[A user named cat]

Just give him that princess tag and make this his avatar:

 

[Severian Silk]

Just give him that princess tag and make this his avatar:

I like the dick numbers better. They're classier.

If he had lost for real yours would be appropriate.

 

[A user named cat]

No numbers version

 

[King Crispy]

I'll wear that with pride.

 

[Jigawatt]

I'll wear that with pride.

Therein lies the problem

 

[Deuce Traveler]

I'll wear that with pride.

If you want it, you're supposed to express strong dislike for it. C'mon man, you know how this works. Unless you don't want it after all, and are using a clever ploy to avoid it. Which means DU should label you with it. But then he is smart enough to anticipate that you would use that ploy, so therefore... ow, I just hurt my head.

 

[Blaine]

It's too bad I wasn't really paying attention to this. I was just gonna bet all my Brofists on Menckenstein anyway.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

If he had lost for real

 

[A user named cat]

 

[King Crispy]

Well said.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Why has Superman got a chest dildo?

 

[ScottishMartialArts]

Crispy as punishment for your shameful and unmanly show of cowardice, I hereby withdraw my standing offer to help you lose your virginity.

 

[King Crispy]

Crispy as punishment for your shameful and unmanly show of cowardice, I hereby withdraw my standing offer to help you lose your virginity.

 

[Grimlorn]

Why has Superman got a chest dildo?

In the cartoon, it's the device used to send Doomsday to the Phantom Zone.

 

[Wild Slop]

 

[Mastermind]

 

[thesoup]

Crispy's punishment should be to tell us his last name.

Peyson. As in Kris Peyson.

 

[Shannow]

Honor demands Death before Defeat.
C&C

 

[thesoup]

I have freed agentorange.

In other news, I have prosperized CyberP.

Because as one leaves, one must also enter.

Also he was getting a bit whiny.

I propose CyberP fight against Menck, or some other champion of your choosing, in UT for his freedom.

Or just back to the star stable routine.