Goddammit, did Nico reestablish Wheelchair Warez somewhere? Anyway, time to party like it's 2007:
#Fallout Song - SlavemasterT
Now some folks like to say I drink alone, but I tell ya, that just ain’t true
Some folks say I’ve got problems – well, I won’t argue that with you
But when I’m sittin’ here startin’ on another drinkin’ bout
I’m just chillin’ with my Internet friends in muthafuckin’ #fallout
And pooper’s spewing retardation at a rate I just can’t match
acg’s tellin’ how he ate out some hooker’s snatch
Nicolai is sowing chaos with a casual air
Sobriety in this madness is something I just can’t bear….
Cause this is fuckin’ Fallout, the bane of IRC
You give it your time and it takes your sanity
Losers, psychos, schitzos, fags, you just take your pick
cause chances are, if they’re sitting here, the motherfucker’s sick
Another night and KC’s drunk on half a glass of wine
I’ve been here for an hour and I’m on shot number 9
aweigh keeps going on and on about how he can’t score
I look over at the bottle and I pour myself more
Cause this is fuckin’ Fallout, it sucks away your life
C’mon in, the devil says, for a night of sin and strife
Trannies, furries, pedos, fags, perverts of all kinds
if I weren’t wasted I guarantee you I would lose my mind
Jas is posting furporn, may he yiff in hell
Don’t get me wrong, if he makes it there, he’ll be doing well
‘Cause I’ll be stuck here drinkin’, yet another night away
ask me why I do it and you’ll hear me say
Cause this fuckin’ fallout, and there ain’t nothin’ else to do
but drink and swear and piss and moan, y’all know it’s true
Civil conversation can become oh such a bore
Don’t even bother debating facts – just call his mom a whore
Riso’s bitching up a storm, Metallix fucked a yak
Every single time I leave I swear I won’t come back
But I know I never mean it, and I always reappear
cause you just can’t find this drunken fun anyplace but here
Cause this is fuckin’ Fallout, and though it’s named after a game
this place is mean, and if you come, you’ll never be the same
If you want my advice boy, you’ll just turn and walk away
Cause once it gets its hooks in you you’ll be to here to stay
The room is spinning. I can barely type, when will this night end?
I’ve made fun of her music and aw shit Kreide’s pissed again
The Eurofags have gone to bed, things start to quiet down
but a Starcraft match is starting and I pour another round
Cause this is fuckin’ #fallout, and it keeps me up at nights
I can’t say that I’m that ashamed, though I should be by all rights
Just ask me what can change the nature of a man
too many nights spent drinking in this fucking cesspool can
Motherfucking #fallout, the place I’ll always be,
it sucks me back, no matter what, no I never will break free
The bottle always gets me, and it drags me on back here
when #fallout is your life, of death you’ll have no fear – yeah!