OMG AWESOME

[Mangoose]

I'm not reading the text, just picking the [Stat] that is my highest.

 

[Gragt]

I see you equipped the ring as well.

 

[Kosmonaut]

O gad is heavan!!!

 

[Piety]

Something strange and wonderful is happening in the Codex today... And also in my heart.

Also in my heart.

 

[Wojo]

i had an intelligence of 10 and i still couldnt beat pete hines this is bullshit i demand revenge!

 

[SuicideBunny]

Achievement Gained: Wearing Pete's sexy shades.

 

[Gragt]

Something strange and wonderful is happening in the Codex today... And also in my heart.

Also in my heart.

That's not your heart but your rectum. Also that something just happens to be my huge cock.

 

[relootz]

durr i thought i had to roll the dice until i got the ring sign..

 

[pipka]

Hell yeah! Codex RPG!

 

[Sceptic]

This is the best April's fool I've seen in 15+ years online. "OMG AWESOME" doesn't even begin to describe it. Well done DU.

It's almost a shame to have this as only an April's fool... but if it stays forever it'll stop being funny eventually and that would be a shame.

 

[Vibalist]

After being prevented from entering Adventure gaming, general game help, strategy gaming and mmorpg gaming, my only possibility is now Retardo Land. Dare I go there?

 

[SuicideBunny]

why can't i shoot the rat with the shotgun? this is an outrage! AN OUTRAGE!

 

[Frau Bishop]

I'm crying right now.. and I'm not sad.

 

[Sceptic]

I managed to get into Codex Playground by wearing Pete's Sexy Shades to protect my eyes from bloom, only to be greeted by some bloomtastic Risen screenshots

This keeps getting better.

 

[The Idiot]

I applaud whoever came up with the idea. Good work.

why can't i shoot the rat with the shotgun? this is an outrage! AN OUTRAGE!

I just chopped off its head with the honourblade. Surprised it was actually possible.

 

[The_Pope]

This is getting my seal of approval.

 

[Sceptic]

After being prevented from entering Adventure gaming, general game help, strategy gaming and mmorpg gaming, my only possibility is now Retardo Land. Dare I go there?

You absolutely HAVE to go there. Trust me on this.

 

[Fucking Quality Poster]

DU

I want you inside of me


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[spekkio]

They made me equip the ring!

 

[Lonely Vazdru]

This, is the sort of unnecessary necessities that makes humanity redeemable.

:Honourblade +5:

 

[cutterjohn]

OOC how were the stats picked?

[EDIT]
..and it will deter trolls(and spammers, and obama) if nothing else...
[/EDIT]

 

[Grunker]

Hahaha, this rocks on soooo many levels. Great stuff.

So far I've only gotten "you equipped the ring" and "defeated the troll" though.

 

[Muty]

Good job, DU I love you

 

[Vibalist]

What are you guys' stats, and do they actually matter? (or are they more like a stab at all those recent games where stats mean squat?)

Edit: here are mine:

Strength: 1
Perception: 4
Endurance: 2
Charisma: 1
Intelligence: 9
Agility: 9
Luck: 3

 

[deshields538]

This made my day. Fucking awesome.