KickStarter Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[ArchAngel]

Finally, zombies that go to the gym.

Base zombie template has 17 strength, so they'd have to.

I would dare to guess their rotting muscles are not the reason for that strength.

 

[TT1]

I want to play this game so badly

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Finally, zombies that go to the gym.

Base zombie template has 17 strength, so they'd have to.

I would dare to guess their rotting muscles are not the reason for that strength.

No, they are strong because they eat meat on a regular basis. Unlike fantadomat's vegetarian elf werewolf furry faggots.

 

[fantadomat]

Finally, zombies that go to the gym.

Base zombie template has 17 strength, so they'd have to.

I would dare to guess their rotting muscles are not the reason for that strength.

No, they are strong because they eat meat on a regular basis. Unlike fantadomat's vegetarian elf werewolf furry faggots.

But what if the zombie is of a vegetarian elf?

 

[Cael]

Finally, zombies that go to the gym.

Base zombie template has 17 strength, so they'd have to.

I would dare to guess their rotting muscles are not the reason for that strength.

No, they are strong because they eat meat on a regular basis. Unlike fantadomat's vegetarian elf werewolf furry faggots.

But what if the zombie is of a vegetarian elf?

Then it yells GRAAAAAIIIINNNN instead of brain.

 

[Tacgnol]

Finally, zombies that go to the gym.

Base zombie template has 17 strength, so they'd have to.

I would dare to guess their rotting muscles are not the reason for that strength.

No, they are strong because they eat meat on a regular basis. Unlike fantadomat's vegetarian elf werewolf furry faggots.

But what if the zombie is of a vegetarian elf?

Then you apply the vegetarian elf zombie template which gives them -10 to strength.

 

[ArchAngel]

Finally, zombies that go to the gym.

Base zombie template has 17 strength, so they'd have to.

I would dare to guess their rotting muscles are not the reason for that strength.

No, they are strong because they eat meat on a regular basis. Unlike fantadomat's vegetarian elf werewolf furry faggots.

But what if the zombie is of a vegetarian elf?

Than at least in death it turned back to the Light side.

 

[Reinhardt]

Finally, zombies that go to the gym.

Base zombie template has 17 strength, so they'd have to.

I would dare to guess their rotting muscles are not the reason for that strength.

No, they are strong because they eat meat on a regular basis. Unlike fantadomat's vegetarian elf werewolf furry faggots.

But what if the zombie is of a vegetarian elf?

Than at least in death it turned back to the Light side.

It always was lightweight.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Finally, zombies that go to the gym.

Base zombie template has 17 strength, so they'd have to.

I would dare to guess their rotting muscles are not the reason for that strength.

No, they are strong because they eat meat on a regular basis. Unlike fantadomat's vegetarian elf werewolf furry faggots.

But what if the zombie is of a vegetarian elf?

If it's an elf in any way or form, KILL IT. No exceptions.

 

[Reinhardt]

Finally, zombies that go to the gym.

Base zombie template has 17 strength, so they'd have to.

I would dare to guess their rotting muscles are not the reason for that strength.

No, they are strong because they eat meat on a regular basis. Unlike fantadomat's vegetarian elf werewolf furry faggots.

But what if the zombie is of a vegetarian elf?

If it's an elf in any way or form, KILL IT. No exceptions.

, what is best in life?
- Realms of Arkania HD.

 

[fantadomat]

Finally, zombies that go to the gym.

Base zombie template has 17 strength, so they'd have to.

I would dare to guess their rotting muscles are not the reason for that strength.

No, they are strong because they eat meat on a regular basis. Unlike fantadomat's vegetarian elf werewolf furry faggots.

But what if the zombie is of a vegetarian elf?

If it's an elf in any way or form, KILL IT. No exceptions.

Even if it is an elf barbarian?

 

[Neanderthal]

Contradiction in terms.

 

[fantadomat]

Contradiction in terms.

 

[Neanderthal]

And here we see another facet of the abominations deception, aping humanity to hide their effete decadence. Make no mistake, it is no barbarian, it is no Warrior, it is no companion. It is corruption, it is the enemy, and it must be killed and burned, man, woman and child.

In that burning the way to a glorious future shall be illuminated for humanity, and the false light of the abomination extinguished. Do your duty to your fellow man and Purge the xenos.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

First one has a beard, so obviously not elf. Second one has muscles, so not elf again.
Don't think your elf sympathizing ways are going unnoticed, fantadomat.

 

[Cael]

And here we see another facet of the abominations deception, aping humanity to hide their effete decadence. Make no mistake, it is no barbarian, it is no Warrior, it is no companion. It is corruption, it is the enemy, and it must be killed and burned, man, woman and child.

In that burning the way to a glorious future shall be illuminated for humanity, and the false light of the abomination extinguished. Do your duty to your fellow man and Purge the xenos.

Not even close.

The first one is obviously not an elf. It has a beard. It is probably one of those half-orcs.

The second one's a gnome. The choice of weapons make it obvious. Gnomes are the only DnD PC race that has the pick as a racial weapon. Cropping out the big (relatively) dwarf behind him was a good try, though :D

 

[fantadomat]

And here we see another facet of the abominations deception, aping humanity to hide their effete decadence. Make no mistake, it is no barbarian, it is no Warrior, it is no companion. It is corruption, it is the enemy, and it must be killed and burned, man, woman and child.

In that burning the way to a glorious future shall be illuminated for humanity, and the false light of the abomination extinguished. Do your duty to your fellow man and Purge the xenos.

Clearly your opinion is valid as that of an elf,seeing how you are a dwarf. As a true human thieving bastard i see you the same way,dwarfs for mining,elfs for fucking.....all slaves.

ERYFKRAD clearly you are a barbarian and will entertain us for a few fights in the coliseum.


All hail the Imperium of man! All subhumans should know their place in nature and serve their betters!

 

[Dodo1610]

Pathfinder's NPC codex mentions Elf barbarian as forest guardians but they have more DEX then STR.

 

[Sizzle]

All subhumans should know their place in nature and serve their betters!

Again, very ironic coming from a Bulgarian :D

 

[fantadomat]

All subhumans should know their place in nature and serve their betters!

Again, very ironic coming from a Bulgarian :D

You really had to go there?! Can't you see that we were larping and having a good laugh,shitposting?! Are you that daft?

 

[Cael]

Pathfinder's NPC codex mentions Elf barbarian as forest guardians but they have more DEX then STR.

Being a barbarian cures a lot of things, but it will never cure elven soyness and make one grow a beard. There are things that are just impossible, like the whole notion of human intelligence

 

[fantadomat]

Pathfinder's NPC codex mentions Elf barbarian as forest guardians but they have more DEX then STR.

Being a barbarian cures a lot of things, but it will never cure elven soyness and make one grow a beard. There are things that are just impossible, like the whole notion of human intelligence

Well the best elf i have seen was your wife in Divinity:Dragon commander. You could turn her in to greedy meat eating drunkard and bone her in the ass . Still the best wiffu was the undead.

 

[Cael]

Well the best elf i have seen was your wife in Divinity:Dragon commander. You could turn her in to greedy meat eating drunkard and bone her in the ass . Still the best wiffu was the undead.

Meh. One of the better ones in games:

 

[ERYFKRAD]

ERYFKRAD clearly you are a barbarian and will entertain us for a few fights in the coliseum

Someday when your science and your civilization are likewise swept away, your kind will be begging for a man with a sword.

 

[fantadomat]

ERYFKRAD clearly you are a barbarian and will entertain us for a few fights in the coliseum

Someday when your science and your civilization are likewise swept away, your kind will be begging for a man with a sword.

Clearly our civilisation is based around swords,maces,shields,pikes and other instruments of enriching the local populace. Also writing is a must,how else we would glorify our enrichment of the subhuman scum!