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Game News Pillars of Eternity II Fig Update #17: Intelligent Weapon Stretch Goal, Q&A Stream #4

Sentinel

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I really hope Obsidian will take the relationship feature into the next level.

Maybe they'll allow you to choose the way you fuck your companions (depends on how deep is their love to you...) and not just let you get "into relationship" by animating a stupid kiss after you bring them flowers.

Ydwin, for example, looks like a librarian who got lost in her own library.
So the first thing you should do, as a watcher of course, is to double penetrate her with Aloth.

I think it should be a (two) sides quest.
But you'll have to get Nelfgrass Dildo first.
An ancient golden dildo with enough magic to make it vibrate all night long.

Once you've got the dildo, you'll need to accomplish another quest: make Aloth a straight man again (otherwise he'll get a boner only when Ethos around...)

And for that you'll have to find a mysterious device which can send electric waves into his testicles!

It's a very hard quest.
You'll have to fight a giant vagina with bad infection!

But to hear Ygwin screams like that... It'll be worth it!!!
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Gecos

Learned
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Messages
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Can we romance the intelligent weapon?

Yeah, pay $250k and ask Feargus nicely and the $4,75M stretch goal will be yours. Not kidding, if you're thick enough to do all that you really deserve to take your sword to bed (all possible puns intended).
 
Self-Ejected

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Where expecting basics is considered perfectionism
I really hope Obsidian will take the relationship feature into the next level.

Maybe they'll allow you to choose the way you fuck your companions (depends on how deep is their love to you...) and not just let you get "into relationship" by animating a stupid kiss after you bring them flowers.

Ydwin, for example, looks like a librarian who got lost in her own library.
So the first thing you should do, as a watcher of course, is to double penetrate her with Aloth.

I think it should be a (two) sides quest.
But you'll have to get Nelfgrass Dildo first.
An ancient golden dildo with enough magic to make it vibrate all night long.

Once you've got the dildo, you'll need to accomplish another quest: make Aloth a straight man again (otherwise he'll get a boner only when Ethos around...)

And for that you'll have to find a mysterious device which can send electric waves into his testicles!

It's a very hard quest.
You'll have to fight a giant vagina with bad infection!

But to hear Ygwin screams like that... It'll be worth it!!!
zt7Fkdd.jpg

You know he was saying that ironically, right?
 

Sentinel

Arcane
Joined
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Messages
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Location
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I really hope Obsidian will take the relationship feature into the next level.

Maybe they'll allow you to choose the way you fuck your companions (depends on how deep is their love to you...) and not just let you get "into relationship" by animating a stupid kiss after you bring them flowers.

Ydwin, for example, looks like a librarian who got lost in her own library.
So the first thing you should do, as a watcher of course, is to double penetrate her with Aloth.

I think it should be a (two) sides quest.
But you'll have to get Nelfgrass Dildo first.
An ancient golden dildo with enough magic to make it vibrate all night long.

Once you've got the dildo, you'll need to accomplish another quest: make Aloth a straight man again (otherwise he'll get a boner only when Ethos around...)

And for that you'll have to find a mysterious device which can send electric waves into his testicles!

It's a very hard quest.
You'll have to fight a giant vagina with bad infection!

But to hear Ygwin screams like that... It'll be worth it!!!
zt7Fkdd.jpg

You know he was saying that ironically, right?
it is a mystery
 

Bohrain

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My team has the sexiest and deadliest waifus you can recruit.
Is It me or that Ydwin looks too nerdy?
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Cant....Press...Buttons........:0-13:

Is it just me or does it look like her neck is bending 90+ degrees? It feels like I'm not supposed to see that much from her face from this angle unless she is an owl.
 

Taka-Haradin puolipeikko

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I really hope Obsidian will take the relationship feature into the next level.

Maybe they'll allow you to choose the way you fuck your companions (depends on how deep is their love to you...) and not just let you get "into relationship" by animating a stupid kiss after you bring them flowers.

Ydwin, for example, looks like a librarian who got lost in her own library.
So the first thing you should do, as a watcher of course, is to double penetrate her with Aloth.

I think it should be a (two) sides quest.
But you'll have to get Nelfgrass Dildo first.
An ancient golden dildo with enough magic to make it vibrate all night long.

Once you've got the dildo, you'll need to accomplish another quest: make Aloth a straight man again (otherwise he'll get a boner only when Ethos around...)

And for that you'll have to find a mysterious device which can send electric waves into his testicles!

It's a very hard quest.
You'll have to fight a giant vagina with bad infection!

But to hear Ygwin screams like that... It'll be worth it!!!
:bravo:
 

Turok

Erudite
Joined
Dec 11, 2008
Messages
1,056
Location
Venezuela
I really hope Obsidian will take the relationship feature into the next level.

Maybe they'll allow you to choose the way you fuck your companions (depends on how deep is their love to you...) and not just let you get "into relationship" by animating a stupid kiss after you bring them flowers.

Ydwin, for example, looks like a librarian who got lost in her own library.
So the first thing you should do, as a watcher of course, is to double penetrate her with Aloth.

I think it should be a (two) sides quest.
But you'll have to get Nelfgrass Dildo first.
An ancient golden dildo with enough magic to make it vibrate all night long.

Once you've got the dildo, you'll need to accomplish another quest: make Aloth a straight man again (otherwise he'll get a boner only when Ethos around...)

And for that you'll have to find a mysterious device which can send electric waves into his testicles!

It's a very hard quest.
You'll have to fight a giant vagina with bad infection!

But to hear Ygwin screams like that... It'll be worth it!!!


Jajajaajaj coño me cago de la risa jajajaja.
 

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