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Rise of the Tomb Raider - Watch Lara's bum in NextGen fidelity

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They will release it on other platforms, it is timed exclusive.
 

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I like the direction CD set out with the series since the 2013 reboot. Lara now seems more human than sex doll, and there's definitely a large market today that approves of this direction. Yay for the game industry growing out of their juvenile sexist mold.... and straight into the SJW armpit.


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JarlFrank

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Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
I liked her old personality better. Raid tombs, get artifacts for personal collection in huge mansion, don't give a fuck about anything. Badass action-archaeologist, Indiana Jones style. Just that she doesn't put the shit she finds in a museum, she puts it in HER museum.
 
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Ulminati

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Series went to shit after she began having mommy issues. Also, gib back TR 1 style missions that were about puzzles and platforming instead of shooting. (Well, 95% platforming and puzzles, 5% awkward shooting).
 

Tehdagah

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Badass action movie hero rather than emotional girl with daddy issues.
I don't recall badass action movie heroes having the personality of a rock.

Raid tombs, get artifacts for personal collection in huge mansion, don't give a fuck about anything.

Indiana Jones isn't just that.
 

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Well, most people don't like reboot Lara, but giving her a normal sized chest in exchange for a defined derriere is only tasteful and elegant.
But yeah, this and Hitman 6 are two of the very few e3 games that managed to grab my attention.
 

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Looks just as soulless and tedious as the other Crystal Dynamics TR games. Goddamn, why won't she stop talking. The Lara Croft in TR 1 - 3 had about ten lines maximum per game (and most of those were shitty one-liners for when people died in cutscenes), because nobody gives a shit about Lara Croft. She's just a vehicle for the player to explore the world. If there's one game series that I wish was put respectfully to rest before the 21st Century started instead of shambling on as a husk, it's Tomb Raider.

I replayed Tomb Raider II recently, it's one of those games that should be replayed like once a year to remind yourself why you ever liked videogames in the first place. Getting on the jet-ski with the dual machine guns mounted on it and hearing that unbearable 90s techno start playing made me feel like I was an easily impressed little kid with a PS1 again.
 

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Is the chick doing the VO British? Something offputting about it. Maybe it's the lisp, I dunno, but it sounds fake.
 

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British accents are irritating and British women are ugly harridans, so you shouldn't be surprised.
 

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Hanging a light stick on your arse is totally logical :nocountryforshitposters:

The snow looks nice though.
 

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Is the chick doing the VO British? Something offputting about it. Maybe it's the lisp, I dunno, but it sounds fake.
Isn't Lara supposed to be a British nob? or did they change that too in the reboot?
 

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