Spelunky - Best Game Ever

[Clockwork Knight]

It's a run-of-the-mill damsel vs. a funny-looking pug, what is so surprising about most people choosing it?

 

[Tehdagah]

It's a run-of-the-mill damsel vs. a funny-looking pug, what is so surprising about most people choosing it?

Because she is a qt girl with nice big boobs.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Seriously though, you have a normal looking woman... a dog... and a fucking male prostitute with the perfect female wankbait body.

EQUALITY

 

[Tehdagah]

Seriously though, you have a normal looking woman... a dog... and a fucking male prostitute with the perfect female wankbait body.

EQUALITY

She doesn't looks really average, but I agree that she should be using underwears only

 

[Gragt]

Well if it had been a ferret, I would have picked that one.

 

[moraes]

I always go with random. Sometimes you take a dude, sometimes a lass, other times a dog. You know, like real life.

 

[Black]

There's even a sloth skin you can unlock so you can save sloths if canines/humans aren't your thing.

 

[Damned Registrations]

Considering you generally spend more time beating the shit out of damsels in spelunky than kissing them, thinking of them as sex objects is rather amusing.

Also lolwut@ 'normal looking woman'. If you ever left your house you might notice that not all women are blonde with long straight hair, have giant tits, or wear dresses 24/7.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Yeah, I wonder if the developer made the male sprite a stripper because people were demanding the option to save a male "equivalent".

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Seriously though, you have a normal looking woman... a dog... and a fucking male prostitute with the perfect female wankbait body.

EQUALITY

She doesn't looks really average, but I agree that she should be using underwears only

You don't live in a country filled with nordic uberwomen.

 

[1eyedking]

I watched a lot of videos and streamings of Spelunky HD and got myself surprised by the amount of men refusing to choose the girl. Rather, most of them choose the dog.

You call that thing a dog?

This is a dog:

If it's not wolf-like, it's not a dog, FFS.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

my essay on misandry in spoeulunky, today

 

[Gragt]

When I saw the damsels options, it made me laugh. When I discovered that some dweeb like 1eyedking took umbrage at it, it also made me laugh.

 

[Ivan]

45 hours later...

I can now rest easy uninstalling this gem (ps: you would not believe my fury when I got knocked into the lava and shortly after noticed I wasn't dead #vladsamuletFTW)